Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cringestorian X]

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

"how about i bury my broken penis 6ft deep inside lady racket's ass you sly"

god he's such a disingenuous faggot, i guess josh calling him out yesterday really got to him

just say what your heart really content nick, i'll have more respect for you as a non-practicing lawyer than this fucking gay bullshit

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Sorry, I couldn’t figure out how to just tag you. What was Locals doing? This was around 3:19:15
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Like this @elb . Type the '@' and then the forst letters of a screen name. It can take a few seconds, but a drop down list should appear and you can select.

Alternatively, type it all out, but my handle is rather obnoxiously long...


As for what Nick is responding to, I made a brief check of the logs from my mobile, and in the time span mentioned (shifted 13 minutes for Nick's tardiness) there is a lot of talk about posting nipples.

Considering that is one of the hard rules in LOCALS, I would suspect that, from a cursory inspection.

I still don't know where the claim about July having a tiered blacklist comes from, I bet he will memory hole it.

From Nick, with no corroboration, as I know.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Another clip from Elissa

Nick wants to bury the hatchet
Nick also discloses that he didn't speak to Drexel for a year at some point "over some dumb bullshit"

 

[feral cat #6385]

Just tuned in for a quick minute and man, Nick is looking ROUGH. Rougher than normal I mean. Really pale with these red circles around his eyes, and bags half the height of this nose. He's lost his usual healthy drunken glow.

Well, his thread has been moving pretty fast this week. Must be hard for him to keep up with it, post on Twitter incessantly, drink and abuse his wife and kids. Plus, I'm betting Josh isn't answering his shower calls. The poor man must be exhausted.

Eh hope springs eternal and unlike most cows here, he has an assload of children.

Sort of what floors me about him and his wife. They had all these kids and they are just afterthoughts, if that.

Nah. Lots of cows have kids.

Lowest night i have ever recorded: $69 for both platforms. JasonOfTGA is the paypig of the night with 51%. Pretty clear his audience does not want this content anymore and i don't think he gained any brownie points at the farms for it.

GOOD! I bet JasonOfTGA is a Comics Gate CONSOOMER. Anything to "own the libs."

aFriendlyAttacker

"cgoody fucks kids -͌͌͌͌"

Now that's blatantly false. We know he has a thing for wine moms.

As a former enjoyer of Nick's content I have gone from intense disappointment with him to recently to watching with sick fascination what new and wonderous ways he will fuck his own shit up. He's revealed himself to be such a shit human being that I won't feel bad for him if any misfortune befell him.

When it comes to Nick, the crazy train's got no brakes!

Nick streamed from his sunroof and mentioned that his nanny has not watched his kids for weeks.

He probably treats his staff like shit too. She probably routinely found him passed out naked with the balldo on outside his safe room.

Nick has been saying that he needs to make LOCALS shows SHORTER because he doesn't get enough sleep, then he sleeps too long. Nick says he doesn't have ANYTHING to do in the day, but he feels bad for making Kayla do EVERYTHING.

Or maybe do Locals streams at normal hours since you don't have a job and have lots of free time because Kayla does EVERYTHING.

The driver who doesn't drive that much, the nanny who barely watches the kids, and the housekeeper who keeps the house looking like a pig sty. Now, I'm sure some of that is Nick lying and saying he's doing things, but we know the house looks like shit.

If the nanny really hasn't been around for weeks, that could be another omen. Or maybe just a much needed vacation away from the madhouse.

Sounds like Nick manages people about as well as he practiced law.

Are you Scott Adams, or just a fan?

Scott Adams is right about black people.

 

[56 others]

Damn Nick is pathetic. I said Nick was just another Ralph, but Ralph never fell so fast. Granted, Nick had a much higher spot to fall from, but he has fallen farther than Ralph too, and still has a long way he can fall.

 

[200MB]

New clip from Elissa:

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

After his vindictive hyena cackling and snide shit-eating "victory lap" just the night before, he tries to pull this? You're not good at this manipulation game Nick.

Best part of that clip:
*whimpering jew voice* "Stop being a bitch you sound like a woman."
*eye roll*
*whiskey gulp*

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I'm hoping Null never messages him back. I'm hoping the Rackets segments start to slowly disappear from MATI, as entertaining as they are. Josh doesn't need this abuse.

 

[Lidl Drip]

New clip from Elissa:

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

Couldn't be more obviously manipulative if you tried, Nick. He wants Josh to be in his debt basically. "Let me help you so then I can hold it over you forever" and if Josh doesn't accept this offer he will say "I tried to help him guys, I am the good guy and Josh is just dumb and evil for rejecting my help".

1. Josh can't have a GoFundMe, even if Nick makes one for him it would get banned within a day
2. Rekieta has less of an audience than Josh and gets less superchats at this point
3. Everyone from Rekieta's audience who likes Josh and wants to help Josh already knows how to do it. They already defected.

If Josh accepts this dumb bargain he will then forever go "Remember what I did for you". If he rejects "Look at how ungrateful Josh is, I just want to be his friend."

Also WHY the repeated mention of being in the middle of a piss while texting Josh? First he was in the shower, now he is literally holding his dick in his hand as he is texting him. He desperately wants Josh to imagine him in a state of undress or maybe he always thinks of him while hes looking down at his balldo? It is definitely strange.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

consider being optimistic for Kayla. There might be some hope for her

I doubt it. They were "virgin on their wedding night" marriage. Those tend to stay & it seems like they were their only serious relationship. It has to be domestic abuse or a child endangerment to break that up. But she seems buckbroken due to like 8 pregnancies.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

New clip from Elissa:

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

I had listened to the whole stream this morning and that wasn't what I got out of it personally, and I want to explain a little bit about what I noticed during the show.

While towards the end the show degraded a bit as he hit more drunk it was largely decent, albeit with the occasional seethe. I think Nick wants Null to win, I think that was honest, but I also believe Nick wants this suit to cost some money as a vicarious punishment for this thread and what Null has said about Nick on stream. Also I don't believe Null should worry about advertising on Nick's stream personally, as fond as I was of their streams together, I'm not so sure there's any value in it. While I generally agree that more eyes=better in this case the audience is generally hostile to Null and the farms, aside from that though he has also lost his generous audience as we've seen lower and lower superchats and his own failed GSG for his lawsuit. Everyone knows his fundraising prowess has tanked and he may not believe his word would help Null raise anything additional and just wants it for a good luck, maybe hoping for props from the people here or for a good word from Null himself.

 

[Captain Manning]

Look, you don't understand. Nick is a social media genius and he could crowdfund the shit out this. What? He couldn't do that for his own lolsuit? Well that's just because he didn't even want to start that givesendgo, people asked him to do it so it doesn't count. Nick could help Null so much if only Null would sweep up his thread for him. He only wants the best for Null even though he thinks he's a faggot retard who should lose to Greer, but hey he loves him and he can definitely help him.

The only reason why I haven't said that Nick owes the Farms for the success of Vic's GFM, and Nick's rise from relative Maddox obscurity, is because Vic has so many fangirls I think Vic's cause would have garnered attention and paid dividends regardless of who promoted it. I do think the Farms had a positive impact on how much money the GFM made. I just don't know if there's any way to objectively show how much. When the Vic case started, Nick was under 100K YT subs. He got his silver play button because of Vic.

Nick, in his present state, brings absolutely no value to promoting a pro-KF crowdfunding effort. His audience is abandoning him. He can't even do a very good job crowdfunding his own defense against Monty. Hell, as we were watching both Monty and Nick's crowdfunding efforts, and speculating whether Nick had become such a fag that Monty could actually best him, Monty's GFM indeed surpassed Nick. That almost certainly happened as a "fuck you" to Nick given that Monty beat Nick's numbers and then the donations seems to slow down considerably.

Null could (and probably should) tell Nick to fuck off (or better yet, ignore him), and nothing of value would be lost.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

New clip from Elissa:

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

Elaine has had less pathetic episodes of begging for Josh to love her than this, Christ.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I had listened to the whole stream this morning and that wasn't what I got out of it personally, and I want to explain a little bit about what I noticed during the show.

While towards the end the show degraded a bit as he hit more drunk it was largely decent, albeit with the occasional seethe. I think Nick wants Null to win, I think that was honest, but I also believe Nick wants this suit to cost some money as a vicarious punishment for this thread and what Null has said about Nick on stream. Also I don't believe Null should worry about advertising on Nick's stream personally, as fond as I was of their streams together, I'm not so sure there's any value in it. While I generally agree that more eyes=better in this case the audience is generally hostile to Null and the farms, aside from that though he has also lost his generous audience as we've seen lower and lower superchats and his own failed GSG for his lawsuit. Everyone knows his fundraising prowess has tanked and he may not believe his word would help Null raise anything additional and just wants it for a good luck, maybe hoping for props from the people here or for a good word from Null himself.

As far as it goes, MATI is reference material. KW is reference material. Reference material is evergreen.

Josh doesn’t need Nick fans, but Nick has fallen hard without kiwi support.

 

[KingofSomething]

Nick now fancies himself an art critic

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Correct me if wrong but iirc didn’t the Farms and Null only turn on Nick regarding Monty after he doubled down declaring truth and ignored Null trying to correct him on stuff?

People in this thread had a negative opinion of him way before that. NULL turned on Nick after Nick lied about what he said about monty.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Another clip from Elissa

Nick wants to bury the hatchet
Nick also discloses that he didn't speak to Drexel for a year at some point "over some dumb bullshit"

Nick has told this story. I beleieve it was said to be a falling out where Drexel misunterpreted something Nick said (or was told that Nick said something), and then they got together and cleared up the misunderstanding a year later.

I wonder if Nick was gaslighting Drexel...

I doubt it. They were "virgin on their wedding night" marriage. Those tend to stay & it seems like they were their only serious relationship. It has to be domestic abuse or a child endangerment. But she seems buckbroken due to like 8 pregnancies.

Nick revised this story during the Coomening. He said he has only had one woman, and that they slept together on his 21st birthday. He put a lot of detail into it, and ir was weird to share at the time.

Funnily enough, Nick has said that Kayla and he are monogamous, but he has never said that Kayla was a Virginia. He has also played down the value some people place on that.

 

[not william stenchever]

I hope Nick's kids miraculously turn out ok despite their emotionally abusive father falling so deep into alcoholism that he has to rationalize himself deep throating liqour bottles (jesus christ that this is not hyperbole is horrifying) and a mom so pilled out (because of the emotionally abusive alcoholic father, probably) that she can't operate a motor vehicle on a good day. It's an uphill battle but it's a more salvageable situation than when nick inevitably wrecks the balldomobile at 90 miles per hour (he'll be perfectly fine because he'll be fully liqoured up).

I also hope their grandparents are paying for college because at this rate Nick is doing a Lowtax's Finances any% speedrun.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Nick now fancies himself an art critic

Why is he still stuck on this. So pathetic trying to find new ways to shit on July. That "whitebread ass nigga" comment just broke him

 

[DaleMcGuy]

No reason Josh couldn't go to an actual adult like Sean. Nick is trying to farm content yet comes off like Ramrod in Vice Squad.

New clip from Elissa:

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

 

[elb]

When Nick brings up he’s from the “mean streets of Houston”