Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

[Tootsie Bear]

speaking of holiday things

why does it seem like every consumer woman needs to have a favorite holiday that she goes nuts for and defines her whole life for half a year? usually its halloween, the halloween girls are the worst, but christmas and thanksgiving are up there

I feel the same way about girls (and guys too) with obscure T.V shows and movies. I can't tell you how many times I heard "OMG Buffy!" or "firefly was the greatest show of all time!"

 

[PeachDream]

speaking of holiday things

why does it seem like every consumer woman needs to have a favorite holiday that she goes nuts for and defines her whole life for half a year? usually its halloween, the halloween girls are the worst, but christmas and thanksgiving are up there

"I'm not like the other girls, I like Halloween and creepy stuff!"

Whoever came up with the edible gold gimmick is a devilish genius. That stupid 24k gold paper costs like 5$.

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I am glad this video did not have sound.

 

[Small G genocide]

Whoever came up with the edible gold gimmick is a devilish genius. That stupid 24k gold paper costs like 5$.

It will never not be funny to me when I see people who can't afford it bragging on social media about eating these leaf coloured steaks. Often, the steaks don't look very good at all. How do you even get bad steak in America, it's one of the few foods the US does really well.
(Link to tweet for those who want it, but there's nothing really to see - Just a waiter cutting a steak).

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

It will never not be funny to me when I see people who can't afford it bragging on social media about eating these leaf coloured steaks. Often, the steaks don't look very good at all. How do you even get bad steak in America, it's one of the few foods the US does really well.
(Link to tweet for those who want it, but there's nothing really to see - Just a waiter cutting a steak).

Its the tard filter, throw some cheap gold paper and a 30$ meal turns into a 1000$ one. Like how you throw 50 cents worth of rgb led lights on a ram stick and you can sell it for double as gamer ram. Retards literally don't get it, they'll just call you poor for telling them its dumb.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

It will never not be funny to me when I see people who can't afford it bragging on social media about eating these leaf coloured steaks. Often, the steaks don't look very good at all. How do you even get bad steak in America, it's one of the few foods the US does really well.
(Link to tweet for those who want it, but there's nothing really to see - Just a waiter cutting a steak).

If you want a bad steak in America, just go to Applebees and ask your waiter Sargon for a well done steak. Walmart sometimes has really cheap steaks (or did in the 90s when I was growing up) that no matter how much you marinate them will always taste like chewy rubber.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I feel the same way about girls (and guys too) with obscure T.V shows and movies. I can't tell you how many times I heard "OMG Buffy!" or "firefly was the greatest show of all time!"

I'm pretty sure those series don't count as "obscure" lmao.

 

[Yaks]

I'm pretty sure those series don't count as "obscure" lmao.

They're obscure to zoomers and younger who think they're the only people that watched the shows because they don't talk to anyone over 30.

 

[moocow]

I feel the same way about girls (and guys too) with obscure T.V shows and movies. I can't tell you how many times I heard "OMG Buffy!" or "firefly was the greatest show of all time!"

The only decent "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" material was the film version with Kristy Swanson and Paul Reubens, and only because Swanson wore super-tight form-fitting spandex in most of it and bounced her tits around a lot, and Reubens was entertaining. The series was dogshit and I can't believe anybody actually watched it.

 

[NoReturn]

The fact that Soomers are just repeating what Boomers had with the Home Shopping Network has already been well-established, but it still surprises me to see it in action.

"TikTok Made Me Buy It"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAtp-tmgk5A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzxaD5IRFhc

Video about buying "TikTok Made Me Buy It" products

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmrOxpNjJoA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26hT8q7sV2g

Video on the topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8iOvD4z9CQ

 

[The Feline Solution]

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This comic pretty spot on. Not only Consoomer Culture a politically correct replacement for religion in the west. It designed to replace the traditional family. Why do you think Twitter trannies freakout over the wholesome Japanese McDonald’s commercial?

Why is McDonald's tweeting about black fucking troons?! Peak "Burgers?" moment.

 

[Yaks]

"TikTok Made Me Buy It"

At least the boomer couple at the start of the video seem to pick more functional items overall compared to the other stuff.

The fact that Soomers are just repeating what Boomers had with the Home Shopping Network has already been well-established, but it still surprises me to see it in action.

They also streamlined it for ultimate purchasing. No more waiting listening to Todd for whoever try to sell you a ring for 5 minutes straight before you can look at the next item.

What gets me is I imagine a lot of them will say "it's more genuine" than regular advertisement, without realizing these people are surviving off your amazon affiliate links.

 

[Sanity]

I feel the same way about girls (and guys too) with obscure T.V shows and movies. I can't tell you how many times I heard "OMG Buffy!" or "firefly was the greatest show of all time!"

It's because of social media. Now everybody needs to have a personal brand : it must be recognizable in the abysmal attention span of the social media addicted man, having something too complex would confuse it and made him click on the next brightly colored picture. This is why everything is dumbed down on the web2 era, compared to the intricate personal blogs we had back then. But hey, I guess now you have sponsorships and can monetize your social media posts to buy tons of slave labor plastic shit.

 

[Yaks]

This is why everything is dumbed down on the web2 era, compared to the intricate personal blogs we had back then.

I miss the old web before it was completely taken over by corporate interests.

I still use search engines like Wiby to find niche information since it's pretty much impossible with how current search engines work, even the "better" ones. I don't care about your amazon affiliate link wordpress blog, Barb.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Consoom AI generated redditors:

 

[NoReturn]

I still use search engines like Wiby to find niche information since it's pretty much impossible with how current search engines work, even the "better" ones. I don't care about your amazon affiliate link wordpress blog, Barb.

This is amazing.

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From which I found:


Oh yeah, that's the good shit.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Wiby

I clicked 'surprise me" and click 4 had opened a page that tried to force-modify Vpn settings in my phone.

 

[Yaks]

This is amazing.
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From which I found:
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Oh yeah, that's the good shit.

I've found the most autistic shit on there, like a site detailing every single Lamp Post known to man. Also several VERY in depth small electronics parts archival catalogues that were super helpful. But also just silly stuff like the cat site you don't see anymore.

I clicked 'surprise me" and click 4 had opened a page that tried to force-modify Vpn settings in my phone.

You asked it to surprise you.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Hey, did you all get your Amazon catalog? Apparently everyone is black now. The one pure white family was shown in a forest cabin. Funny, that's probably where my family will fuck off to so we can get away from all the disabled negroes of color. Nailed it Amazon!

They kept showing Asians and blacks being friends too which I have doubts about. Last interaction I saw was a black mama yelling "ching Chong Ching Chong" at the poor Asian girl working at Panda Express.

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

They kept showing Asians and blacks being friends too which I have doubts about. Last interaction I saw was a black mama yelling "ching Chong Ching Chong" at the poor Asian girl working at Panda Express.

Sounds about right. Ghetto niggers and east Asians living in the US might as well be living in different worlds in terms of values and attitude.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Hey, did you all get your Amazon catalog? Apparently everyone is black now. The one pure white family was shown in a forest cabin. Funny, that's probably where my family will fuck off to so we can get away from all the disabled negroes of color. Nailed it Amazon!

They kept showing Asians and blacks being friends too which I have doubts about. Last interaction I saw was a black mama yelling "ching Chong Ching Chong" at the poor Asian girl working at Panda Express.

Do Amazon catalogs really exist? Is it a specific type of catalog? Google tells me they've got a toy catalog, and here's a small negro child and an Asian engaging in delinquency so apparently that's a priority for the company.


I believe you though, and I also believe that if someone tried to deliver an Amazon Catalog to my residence I'd chase them away with a stick. I'll tell you what I need when I need it Amazon, don't get uppity.