Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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Momma Bossman (pocket watching rat) rudely interrupts his gamba by bugging him about his doctor's appointment. He promises to shower before he goes, which he didn't end up doing because he was too busy losing it all multiple times on Keno. She had to call him repeatedly to get him to go, presumably while waiting in the car for him
 
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Soup Sammiches said:
When I smoke the devils lettuce I do sometimes become introspective and use that to grow but I'm not fucked in the brain like Lossman.
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Same here. Sometimes it does the opposite of making you forget and actually makes you acutely aware/anxious about them. It's gotten me to get off my ass and change major things in my life more than once.
 
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DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE
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Drama Fan said:
He was up to 5k at stream start. Put 4000 in the vault and is now doing 50 dollar keno bets with the last 1000.
E: now 100 dollar bets
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I almost wanted to have sympathy for this guy, addiction sucks but he's getting exactly what he deserves and I don't feel bad at all.

Minor rant but if my kid screamed all night like that, I'd do the Al Bundy walking Kelly's boyfriend to the front door but with a lot more collisions on the way.
 
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RAT Team Six said:
What a wild ride, he blew thousands on keno and then $200 on a slot feature. He has $3K withdrawn and plans to buy both a car and a GPU. Bossman DUI arc incoming!
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So a Yugo and a Pentium 3? He'll be FIIIINE.
Fuck my life guys, literally nobody ever helps out with gas. I'm just going to delete the road and go to bed, have a good night guys.
 
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DownSyzePotato said:
As far as I can see, Its not hard to make it as a Gambling streamer - once you get the sponsorship that is.

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And most importantly:

0. Make gambling look fun. You are an advertisement for gambling, you need to look the part or they will stop paying you.

This can be difficult since slots/C&T games are really boring to play for hours at a time. To make content more interesting, the most successful gambling streamers will make games out of it, like going on "bonus hunts" where they close the tab every time a slot hits a feature, then open them all at once (80-120+ slots) during peak hours and change their stream title to get lots of viewers. Some channels like ClassyBeef or Casinosquad_XXX (where XXX is ITA, ENG, or some language) have dedicated teams of streamers all on the same channel who work in shifts to stream slots for longer hours without melting their individual brains. Other channels still, like syztmz, make games out of it: he has an entire website where users bet on what slot machines played on stream will do well using in-website points and compete on leaderboards.

The quiet part is that going on massive "bonus hunts" or pitting slot machines against each other in tournaments with 100+ dollar buys is way out of reach for the average unsponsored gambler. The point of these streams, like most advertisements, is to develop a familiarity bias in the viewer with the casino and its products. When a sponsored streamer with a million dollar balance like trainwreckstv loses a lot of $1000+ spins in a row and claims he's showing off the reality of gambling, he's missing something that we see in bossmanjack. That is the fact that having a low balance, like $20 doesn't usually get you very far. Hacksaw slots (think: Densho, Rip City, and friends) can look fun in a bonus hunt with a huge balance, but they look bleak and depressing when doing .20 cent spins on a 20 dollar balance and losing everything. :lossmanjack:

Bossmanjack makes gambling look like hell, which is why I think he won't get any non-sketchy sponsorships. I know that gambling would be a bad idea for me, but watching these streams gives me a newfound confidence that if I played the same games as him, I too would hate my life.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
Can't wait for him to lose three grand off stream!
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IIRC he took out $3600 after promising multiple times that he'd not go under 4k. The 400 that he left in Stake was immediately wiped out: $200 in Keno, a $200 feature spin in some candy game that netted him -$150, and finally Keno got the rest.
Agreed that I would be shocked if he didn't gamble away a bunch off-stream.
 
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Kees H said:
They don't provide a specific RTP for the feature itself, so we don't even know how much features pay out on average.
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This isn't quite right. Taken from Rip City, running in demo mode on Hacksaw's website, we get the following information:

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The RTP of the ROSS bonus is 96.2%. We also learn from the slot that the cost of a 0.20 cent ROSS bonus is 22.00. So if you land a ROSS bonus on a 0.20 cent spin, you will get on average 96.2% of 22.00, which is 21.16. Slot providers calculate this number both theoretically using excel spreadsheets (or similar tools) that let them math out every single possibility that the slot can land on, and practically using monte carlo simulation to verify their math.

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What this high looking average of 21.16 doesn't tell you is that it comes from a distribution that looks like the one above, where the X axis is juice and the Y axis is the probability of the slot paying that much juice. A few unlikely big wins offset the numerous losses in the long run and average out to 96%. Now, do you have enough money to last until the next big win? That is another question entirely.

Another thing that we don't know is what the probability of landing on a feature is from normal spins. However we can usually get a pretty good guess by looking at how much the bonus buy costs, and then subtracting a little bit. The most common bonus buy costs 100 times the bet, so you would think it appears about 1% of the time, but it really appears closer to 0.9% of the time. So if you are doing 20 cent spins and the slot says BUY FREE SPINS $20, each spin has about 0.9% chance of landing a feature. However we can only guess since these numbers are not usually available to the public.
 
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$350 have gone in the stake wallet in the last 30 minutes, civic bros, i don't feel so good

EDIT: its 500 now, its been a pattern of 200, 150, 100, 50. Taking off 50 bucks each time

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