2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.

[arc minsk]

If not now, then definitely after the shock of his return fades and everyone goes back to ignoring the gross motherfucker.

that's when the orbiters start to escalate chris' personality and stunts if people are correct about them using chris for money/attention.

 

[innocent jogger]

Was there not a point in the past where Chris had a visual cue when he was lying? The backwards medallion stuck out to me and may be the thing he required in his autism brain to be able to lie.

Yeah, trolls made him uploaded a video declaring he was gay. He later uploaded a new video redacting it and saying the proof was in visual cues. I forget the details but I think it's because he was holding an Optimus Prime doll and had a poster of a cartoon chick that he spanked to regularly to stay straight.

I probably got some of the details wrong but that was the gist. For more info visit your local CWCki!

Chris going postal and shooting up a mall as a result when?

Never. This has been discussed before, but if Chris somehow managed to get a loaded firearm he would do something incompetent like shoot himself in the foot.

There’s a point where someone reaches a certain amount of notoriety that they can get bpd bitches with attention and daddy issues, even when severely autistic.

The Chris and Alice saga when?

Someone on Reddit said they didn't want to misgender Chris. But how do you not misgender someone named Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime?

Should we ignore the masculine Jesus and Sonichu parts and just base the gender on the Christine part?

Chris' proper pronouns are "motherfucker/fat-retard-faggot" and Reddit jannies can't allow such words.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I forget the details but I think it's because he was holding an Optimus Prime doll and had a poster of a cartoon chick that he spanked to regularly to stay straight.

Given when I originally created my KF account, my self-appointed user title was 'Symbol of Straightness', I'm sure that was the 'clue' he was under duress.

It really is remarkable how literally every single thing Golden Age Chris claimed to be against (except maybe the Hexbox?) he did a total 180 on by now. So much for his blood being the source of the homosexual vaccine.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris is gonna write a book called "If I Did It" where vehemently stresses that he didnt bang his mom; "But if he did, here's how it happened."

We already have the audiobook.

 

[human trash]

It really is remarkable how literally every single thing Golden Age Chris claimed to be against (except maybe the Hexbox?) he did a total 180 on by now. So much for his blood being the source of the homosexual vaccine.

he came around on the hexbox in the end too, or, at the very least, he owned one and was playing games on it for a period of time. so, yeah. literally everything he was against he is now all for.

it's a thing you see in a lot of people, but to ramble about it because why not it's a serotonin thing i guess. chris hates the xbox until he plays one and realizes that it makes him happy, he's against the gays until he goes to the gay bar and gets asspats and compliments. he's against drinking until he has a drink and then discovers it's fun.

most people go through this in their teenage years. because of DARE and all that ridiculous shit i was against drinking and drugs until i did both things at 14 and realised they were fun and who cares. but chris is developmentally disabled so you get to watch it in slo-mo

it's why only children and autistic people give a fuck about whether you play a gaystation or a hexbox in the first place. most people by the time they're adults will just play games on whatever and not care what other people are playing them on really

 

[superbomb]

That medallion has reached a point to now looks like the cheese from Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

 

[CFC-12]

Why does this look it was made after he just got out?

He's got brown hair and he looks really ragged.

In his "return video" he looks quite a bit plumper, grape soda hair and whatever My Little pony shirt he was wearing.

Plus he still looks zonked out on whatever tard cocktails they were feeding him.

His hair definitely isn't it's natural brown color, but it's also not the same weird blue raspberry colour it was in the Prime Return video. It looks darker, almost like a purplish color. Maybe he dyed it again?

 

[Executive Petrel]

It has been said Chris is the barometer of the west. Considering how insane things have gotten, it is true. Because Chris got away with everything and became successful to boot. Only in clownworld is where Chris starts failing upward.

Can't wait when he somehow becomes a government official.

AOC's version of Joe the Plumma.

 

[Yaks]

His hair definitely isn't it's natural brown color, but it's also not the same weird blue raspberry colour it was in the Prime Return video. It looks darker, almost like a purplish color. Maybe he dyed it again?

It could also just be weird lighting, but given someone is around clearly dying his hair for him now I wouldn't be surprised either.

 

[King Kiwi]

His hair definitely isn't it's natural brown color, but it's also not the same weird blue raspberry colour it was in the Prime Return video. It looks darker, almost like a purplish color. Maybe he dyed it again?

Of course he did, he dyed in grape soda.

 

[CptnSnshn]

Chris didn't plow Barbs dusty barbussy, Sonichu did.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

oh yeah. the fucking phone call where he says he has a new lover but he can't tell anyone who it is but they're very close and chris has known them for many years and how they're over the age of 50 and he has the books about how to make love with disabled elderly people.

i mean, c'mon. who else would it have been?

Mary Lee Walsh

 

[WaveBreak]

i suspect more is going on than chris is letting on. the girl he calls flutter may be a ween who was writing him notes in jail it could also be praetor which speaking of praetor i suspect they have a hand in these videos in some way. i do not believe for a single second chris knew anything about bellas plans he was told about it once he was in jail if nothing else.

i also wonder if anything will happen to chris seeing as he called bella out by name glow dad surely would not stand for someone saying such bad things about his daughter.

chris was reading from a script. You can see him looking at it to see what to say next. “”””””flutter”””””” is controlling his every move

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

chris was reading from a script. You can see him looking at it to see what to say next. “”””””flutter”””””” is controlling his every move

Flutter? naaaaah, she looks retarded, I bet it was Praetor

 

[Re/pol/]

His speech is really slurred here, he’s definitely on some anti-psychotics

Not enough, apparently.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Given when I originally created my KF account, my self-appointed user title was 'Symbol of Straightness', I'm sure that was the 'clue' he was under duress.

It really is remarkable how literally every single thing Golden Age Chris claimed to be against (except maybe the Hexbox?) he did a total 180 on by now. So much for his blood being the source of the homosexual vaccine.

Golden Age Chris was morally guided by Big C Bob Chandler and the children's entertainment (The Adventures of the American Rabbit) Chris watches. Chris was only virulently homophobic because Bob was. And I have no doubt that Bob was the type of Dad who would try to discourage his son from being "gay." Not in a hateful way, a Hank Hill "that boy ain't right" style.

Only the Lumberjack went up to the heaven Chris's moral guidance became pop culture and genderqueer propagandists on social media hence the trooning.* I don’t think Chris is AGP I think he's so stupid he thinks he looks good by not cutting his hair and wearing women's clothes. If Chris had a shitload of money I could easily imagine him justifying blowing $10,000+ for a Fursuit so he could walk around Virginia as his Blue Sonichu Fursona.

And BTW Chris did get a Hexbox in the 2010s. In a rare display of ordinary emotions he just had "sour grapes" as Chris couldn't afford one.

*That sentence is wrong and goes against Christory, I stand by everything else as True and Honest.

 

[Duke Nukem]

This part spoke to me
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YOU FUCKIN' FUCKIN TOXIC ONES!

He's definitely mostly reading from a script, but him insulting his mother doesn't surprise me.
In his later jail letters he did a 180 and became rude toward her. He finally realized she was an emotionally abusive person (probably thanks to his lawyer as part of his defence strategy or a psychologist while he was in the mental hospital), he called her a stubborn redneck for refusing to die already and leave him the house, saying she was like a zombie, and even claiming she told him she would have had sex with him, after he told her about the prostitute he used to lose his virginity.
Really a prince among men.

So even internet fame isn't enough to get sex without paying for it, what a pity.

Given when I originally created my KF account, my self-appointed user title was 'Symbol of Straightness', I'm sure that was the 'clue' he was under duress.

It really is remarkable how literally every single thing Golden Age Chris claimed to be against (except maybe the Hexbox?) he did a total 180 on by now. So much for his blood being the source of the homosexual vaccine.

The fact that Chris thought his own blood could cure homosexuality is peak irony. His behavior does not convince me that he doesn't want the cock.

 

[Ayase]

This fucking retard can't even record audio right and we're suppose to believe he didn't have sex with Barb? K

 

[anti SJW]

When will Chris ever hold himself accountable for anything?!

Chris is past 40, why would He start holding Himself accountable now?

Looks like Chris is immune from FAFO, too.

 

[WaveBreak]

Golden Age Chris was morally guided by Big C Bob Chandler and the children's entertainment (The Adventures of the American Rabbit) Chris watches. Chris was only virulently homophobic because Bob was. And I have no doubt that Bob was the type of Dad who would try to discourage his son from being "gay." Not in a hateful way, a Hank Hill "that boy ain't right" style.

Only the Lumberjack went up to the heaven Chris's moral guidance became pop culture and genderqueer propagandists on social media hence the trooning. I don’t think Chris is AGP I think he's so stupid he thinks he looks good by not cutting his hair and wearing women's clothes. If Chris had a shitload of money I could easily imagine him justifying blowing $10,000+ for a Fursuit so he could walk around Virginia as his Blue Sonichu Fursona.

And BTW Chris did get a Hexbox in the 2010s. In a rare display of ordinary emotions he just had "sour grapes" as Chris couldn't afford one.

chris was already crossdressing in 2011 and bob disapproved, but chris didn’t care