🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sam Losco's Wife]

It’s very exploitable though.

Good idea.

Spoiler: NSFW Don't Open If Homosexual

 

[Archie Bunker]

Four walls and a roof he can use to shut himself into to feel safe and cozy

Dude, c’mon. You hurt the whole room with that one

 

[EyeGuy]

Ralph is walking to the store to get a Modelo Red Bull a day after "getting his truck back".

Truckbros...

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

‘Offers to suck men’

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Up all night doing what? Throwing his piss bottles around while drunk off his ass? No jobs, no friends, no wife or kids, high school drop out. I highly doubt he was playing video games all night because he makes game journalists look good. I assume taco man he’s best buds with is responsible about his job and went to bed at a reasonable hour. And it’s not like Ralph is making enough superchat money to afford the cheapest hooker in town for the whole night either.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Ralph is walking to the store to get a Modelo Red Bull a day after "getting his truck back".
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Truckbros...

That is a hell of a hairline he has going there.

So he has been brushing his hair forward to hide that billboard like forehead all this time.

 

[bile demon]

Kiwifarms, Jim and stupid bitches Meigh and Fai on suicide watch! Ralph getting in shape, Memphis Macro poking out an extra 2 inches now. All he needs to do now is figure out what to do with all that extra skin. I bet there are a few fem-alogs on here rubbing the bean thinking about the Ralphamale now.
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Edit: by a full page. Oh well.

 

[Rage Pig]

Person he quote tweets blocked him, therefore not visible. Ethan has so many friends that a few of them happen to be Palestinians! Imagine posting such an obvious, blatant lie just to own some random person on Twitter.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

‘Offers to suck men’
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Obvious code is obviously obvious.

 

[Fornicario]

Person he quote tweets blocked him, therefore not visible. Ethan has so many friends that a few of them happen to be Palestinians! Imagine posting such an obvious, blatant lie just to own some random person on Twitter.
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A desperate bid for relevance. Next week he'll forget about it.

 

[P0LYBIUS]

Kiwifarms, Jim and stupid bitches Meigh and Fai on suicide watch! Ralph getting in shape, Memphis Macro poking out an extra 2 inches now. All he needs to do now is figure out what to do with all that extra skin. I bet there are a few fem-alogs on here rubbing the bean thinking about the Ralphamale now.
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he looks like my late grampa

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Person he quote tweets blocked him, therefore not visible. Ethan has so many friends that a few of them happen to be Palestinians! Imagine posting such an obvious, blatant lie just to own some random person on Twitter.
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What a backhanded compliment.

Some of my best friends in college were Palestinians. They were degenerate pot-heads just like me.

Way to throw your college buddies under the bus. Hopefully it's just smoke and bullshit and nobody uncovers these weed toking Pales, especially if they went back to Gaza, where they're likely to end up on the next Hollywood ISIS style execution video.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Kiwifarms, Jim and stupid bitches Meigh and Fai on suicide watch! Ralph getting in shape, Memphis Macro poking out an extra 2 inches now. All he needs to do now is figure out what to do with all that extra skin. I bet there are a few fem-alogs on here rubbing the bean thinking about the Ralphamale now.
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What's the point? So, you lost weight. We're still going to call you gunt. You're still living in a shithole in a 3rd world country. You still owe 2 baby mamas child support. None of them are coming back. You're still a shut-in loser. You are still hosting a dying show propped up by a handful of whales. You still owe the US government tens of thousands in student loans and back taxes. You still have to repay that stripe loan. You're still getting sued by Vickers. Your family is still dead. You're still a convicted felon. You'll always be 5'1.

So, you lost weight? But you also lost your true joys in life, drugs and food. He'll be back, cause as they always say, there must always be....A GUNT KING.

 

[deeman]

If he really lost his weight that drastically, he would take of his shirt on the Killstream (ugh, here comes the horrifying ratings) and never shut up about it. I tell ya. folks, his quadruple breasts are still hanging on there!

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

If he really lost his weight that drastically, he would take of his shirt on the Killstream (ugh, here comes the horrifying ratings) and never shut up about it. I tell ya. folks, his quadruple breasts are still hanging on there!

As others have pointed out, he'd have to get straight up skin surgery before he could take his shirt off without his abdomen looking like a giant vagina. Once you get that fat your skin gets stretched out badly. It doesn't just revert to normal when you finally get those pounds off. I'm not gonna fault the guy for trying to lose weight and I genuinely hope he succeeds in keeping the pounds off this time around but even when he does get down to normal weight he's not out of the woods.

 

[Juhlonduss]

If he keeps losing weight, we'll have to start calling him The Flap

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I guarantee Ralph smoked weed with a Palenstinian guy a few times and is declaring that a lifelong friend.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

If he really lost his weight that drastically, he would take off his shirt on the Killstream (ugh, here comes the horrifying ratings) and never shut up about it. I tell ya. folks, his quadruple breasts are still hanging on there!

Saggy must be broke for real if he’s not zooted enough to dance around and flash em like he used to. Sad!
I include a previous medical diagram for reference purposes.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

For as long as that lasts. "Ey, Ethan, wanna try my new street corn?" "CORN WHERE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT ARE YOU THAT KID DIDDLER, BISH!?"

THE TORTA GUY: I'm not sure what's wrong with corn.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

What's the point? So, you lost weight. We're still going to call you gunt. You're still living in a shithole in a 3rd world country. You still owe 2 baby mamas child support. None of them are coming back. You're still a shut-in loser. You are still hosting a dying show propped up by a handful of whales. You still owe the US government tens of thousands in student loans and back taxes. You still have to repay that stripe loan. You're still getting sued by Vickers. Your family is still dead. You're still a convicted felon. You'll always be 5'1.

So, you lost weight? But you also lost your true joys in life, drugs and food. He'll be back, cause as they always say, there must always be....A GUNT KING.

I for one am looking forward to the poverty fueled Ralpamale ana arc.