Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[SteelPlatedHeart]

At what point does fucking with a guy this much over a comic book get just creepy?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

At what point does fucking with a guy this much over a comic book get just creepy?

A couple pages back at least

 

[AncientPhosphur]

At what point does fucking with a guy this much over a comic book get just creepy?

About 2 months ago?

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

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[Top Skink]

It's so obvious that he is desperate for Josh's attention. There wasn't a section in yesterday's MatI dedicated to shitting on Dick, so he found a clip where he talked about it in a superchat to say "he got facts wrong!"

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"im not obsessed! im not obsessed!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into maddox

what a fucking loser
imagine being so desperate for any kind of engagement you're eeerm ackshually-ing on twitter to nitpick in the exact style you used to make fun of
"wtf is he talking about here?" while ducking his crackbaby editor, while moralfagging hard, while playing cool and saying moralfagging is gay, etc., etc.

 

[mfalkner]

It seems like Eric was right all along.

People see his success and actually living up to his promises made and want in on the action despite not building it themselves, and then bitch when they don’t have their way.

Why is it July’s responsibility to endorse your comic?

Vito tried that "rising tide raises all ships" with Eric, trying to shill his stuff.

Edit; I'm retarded

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

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after getting past my initial disgust at seeing the fat little greaseball in all his glory i started to feel pity. because it hit me. riley and by extension the entire masterson crowd dont have anyone in their lives who cares enough about them to pull them aside in private and tell them what theyre doing wrong in their life.
no one cares enough about riley to pull him aside and say:
you have put on a lot of weight. you really need to diet and start working out or you are going to have a heart attack in a year or two.
you cant be going out in public like this. you have to start bathing at least daily.
if you dont start brushing your teeth your going to lose them.

i never really got how they could act the way they do. but it makes total sense now. its even more depressing though when your realize just how old these people are and that they have no meaningful relationships. dick/vito/riley will be forgotten the week after their deaths if not the day after.

 

[Savage Randy]

after getting past my initial disgust at seeing the fat little greaseball in all his glory i started to feel pity. because it hit me. riley and by extension the entire masterson crowd dont have anyone in their lives who cares enough about them to pull them aside in private and tell them what theyre doing wrong in their life.
no one cares enough about riley to pull him aside and say:
you have put on a lot of weight. you really need to diet and start working out or you are going to have a heart attack in a year or two.
you cant be going out in public like this. you have to start bathing at least daily.
if you dont start brushing your teeth your going to lose them.

i never really got how they could act the way they do. but it makes total sense now. its even more depressing though when your realize just how old these people are and that they have no meaningful relationships. dick/vito/riley will be forgotten the week after their deaths if not the day after.

This is most likely the only family these people have left. A bunch of L.A. degenerates hanging onto hope for some break-through 'prank' or 'idea' that propels them into fame. Anyone that raised them or cared about them are long gone. So what they're left with is for a lack of better words "a bunch of retards circle-jerking each other". Just listen to Riley's "MUSIC", lol holy fuck is it bad, Dick even played it on the show at least once (that I know of) and he said he loved it.... News flash he didn't it's SHIT!

 

[PaladinBoo]

after getting past my initial disgust at seeing the fat little greaseball in all his glory i started to feel pity. because it hit me. riley and by extension the entire masterson crowd dont have anyone in their lives who cares enough about them to pull them aside in private and tell them what theyre doing wrong in their life.
no one cares enough about riley to pull him aside and say:
you have put on a lot of weight. you really need to diet and start working out or you are going to have a heart attack in a year or two.
you cant be going out in public like this. you have to start bathing at least daily.
if you dont start brushing your teeth your going to lose them.

i never really got how they could act the way they do. but it makes total sense now. its even more depressing though when your realize just how old these people are and that they have no meaningful relationships. dick/vito/riley will be forgotten the week after their deaths if not the day after.

Null has stated that since Riley was abandon by his crack addict mother and raised by black foster parents that he devolved a humiliation fetish and that it has also devolved into a creepy relationship with Eric July in wanting his attention like an unruly son would want from his father. If I was Eric I would see about hiring private security to watch both him and his wife as I have a strong feeling that Riley is going to go too far in trying to get Daddy Eric's attention.

 

[Journoscum]

No you don't understand dude, I don't care about anybody so how could anybody else care about anybody? He cares about some old guy he didn't even know? What? How could you possibly do that! ACKACKACKACKACKACK now Riley please go take a shit on his door step, remember he can't shoot you because our friend Rackets said so ACKACKACKACKACK

 

[AltisticRight]

Juju is a bigger lolcow than Maddox.

 

[Pill Cosby]

All the shit with Dick trying to destroy Eric July isn’t something new. Back in 2021 there was a small business called Little Platinum Books who crowd funded a release of their books. I believe they totally beat the goal.

But why would Dax want to ruin a small business you say? Well the founder want on Maddox’s shitty podcast. Dax accused them of some kind of scamming or some bullshit. Well anyway Dax was successful because the business isn’t around and a small web search will take you to some old Facebook page and YouTube channel.

Well Dax is a salty little bitch with sand in his vagina who does not like any independent organisation or person to write a successful book. I believe he’s scared to write a new book because it wouldn’t ever live up to his first and only book.

I found the episode and I’m not listening to ACK ACK ACK and a bunch of belligerent screaming.

Episode 118 – Dick on Paying Maddox’s Rent

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This video is so cringe. The fat faggot even has to green screen himself onto a video of high-end sports cars. I think Riley should shave his beard, dye his hair green and get some of that Donal Trump tan going on. He will then have a good chance of getting a real job at Willy Wonkers factory.


I hope we can get a “cringe” reaction one day.

 

[genericwhitemale]

There is something poetic about how Dax's career started to decline after PPP made obviously bullshit accusations about NewProject2 being a scam and fraud, and fast forward three years and now Dick is doing the exact same thing.

 

[Harm]

Who the fuck enjoys this bullshit? A guy writes "queer" and "fuck you" on index cards and hands them out until an obese pedophile rushes him out of the room. Maybe the comments can enlighten me...





Oh, it really is as infantile as it seems. Ooo shiny glitter, haha knock over thing, oh boy he talk funny! Such wild and wacky guys!

 

[MeltyTW]

Who the fuck enjoys this bullshit? A guy writes "queer" and "fuck you" on index cards and hands them out until an obese pedophile rushes him out of the room. Maybe the comments can enlighten me...

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Oh, it really is as infantile as it seems. Ooo shiny glitter, haha knock over thing, oh boy he talk funny! Such wild and wacky guys!

>niggler
ex fucking cuse me? i believe they stole that from our good friend sargon.

 

[The Ancestor]

Catching up in the thread but the resentment yet desperate attention seeking Dax has for Null is very similar to Ralph and Jim.

 

[Gunter x Gunter]

Who the fuck enjoys this bullshit? A guy writes "queer" and "fuck you" on index cards and hands them out until an obese pedophile rushes him out of the room. Maybe the comments can enlighten me...

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Oh, it really is as infantile as it seems. Ooo shiny glitter, haha knock over thing, oh boy he talk funny! Such wild and wacky guys!

This is incredibly retarded even if the point is to be retarded. Even Maddox at his worse was leagues above this shit even the banana maddox shit. I'm kind of embarrassed to even imagine being a fan of this guy once upon a time.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Who the fuck enjoys this bullshit? A guy writes "queer" and "fuck you" on index cards and hands them out until an obese pedophile rushes him out of the room. Maybe the comments can enlighten me...

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Oh, it really is as infantile as it seems. Ooo shiny glitter, haha knock over thing, oh boy he talk funny! Such wild and wacky guys!

Wow that is dire. I can't believe I'm giving Vito even the smallest amount of credit, but at least he somewhat tries to bail out that terrible bit. Dax doesn't even make jokes, he just sits there balding.



Really small crowd too, Ralph was even pulling better numbers with that dumb bowling event

>niggler
ex fucking cuse me? i believe they stole that from our good friend sargon.

Also was a throw-away joke on a 5+ year-old episode of Cum Town - Dax is really on the cutting edge of comedy

 

[LurkTrawl]

Catching up in the thread but the resentment yet desperate attention seeking Dax has for Null is very similar to Ralph and Jim.

Gonna be funny when the day comes Null doesn't respond to any/all new developments for him and his gang of freaks.

Can't wait to see just how poorly he takes not having anything to respond to as cheap nontent.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I mean, we all know why he called the character “Niggler”. It’s not even clever, just blatant.