Adam Johnston / YourMovieSucks / YourMovieSucksDOTorg / AnUnkindness - It's hip to fuck dogs.

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

TIL: I am not chewing my food enough

TIL: I'm chewing my food adequately but less than the scientifically recommended amount?

It's said to chew every bite 100x times, no one really does that. Just try to chew every bite 10-15x times & at best 20x times, you'll do it like nearly everyone else does.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

MUH FOR KAY

 

[N Space]

okay, there's one of three things going on

1. this is some sort of weird gay humblebrag about literally never using teeth
2. he has an eating disorder and his teeth are ruined
3. he is mega autistic

Why not all?

 

[ReasonablyRetarded]

3. he is mega autistic

Without a shadow of a doubt this dogfucker is a massive sped.
The "it's a waste of time" comment is a dead giveaway, the only people to view things such as *chewing your fucking food* as wasting time, are massive fucking autsits obsessed with efficiency.

That's why some autists have horrendous fucking hygiene, to them it's a waste of time to shower when they could be doing *insert arbitrary retarded hobby* instead.
They're the niggercattlest of niggercattle because they'll abandon everything a civilized human should do if it means they can consoom more of their chosen niggercattlefeed.

 

[trash cat]

Actually... I just remembered that his special talent is vomiting on command.

I don't remember where I learned this. I think it was a Mumkey Jones video cameo. He says "it's easy to vomit on command, just think of your stomach like a lung and exhale" and while talking he expels a bunch of vomit.

This is definitely some sort of gay autistic bulimic eating disorder. Absolutely disgusting.


Who goes in front of an audience to proudly vomit on command?

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

I'm sorry but how autistic do you need to be to not understand instinctively how to correctly chew food. I'm speaking to everyone here.

Edit: Also, don't fuck animals? Like how are these topics of debate at all.

 

[Pedophobe]

And if you're going to review a movie, watch the whole damn thing.

 

[Jex]

What the fuck why? I know he's a faggot with weird fetishes, maybe this plays into one of them.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

God damn it, Adam. I like your videos but you just love making it as difficult as possible to defend you.

 

[internet friend]

You faggots just don't understand, he needs to save those whole 17 seconds so he can get lion king part 2 out before 2075!

 

[Slav Power]

Bruh, I was at least expecting there to be some vain "I don't chew so I can preserve my teeth!" cope, but he actually believes the only reason to chew food is to get it to fit down your throat??? He sounds so smug too, "no, you don't have to chew noodles." What a narc-brained slob. His faggot friend isn't helping by implying that people only chew food for the pleasure of chewing food. When someone finally explains it's about digestion, Adam gets MAD?? What a psycho.

I don't know if it bears explaining why he's wrong that it "doesn't matter," but food you swallow is only in your system to be broken down and digested for a finite amount of time before you pass it in feces and your body cannot break it down with stomach enzymes and acids as well as it can with your teeth. Also, yes, blending foods typically does make it easier to absorb the nutrients in the food Adam. Very good, you figured it out, but you said it as if it was absurd and therefore wrong.

"I'm not getting any less nutrients!"

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Where the fuck were this faggot's parents? Didn't love him enough to even teach him how to eat, goddam.

So basically it's the same logic as with coffee brewing. The finer you grind the more soluble elements you get out of the beans. Hell, it also applies to cooking as well. Cut up your veggies a bit finer and you'll get more out of them in a stew.

What he's doing is like trying to brew coffee from whole beans. You only get piss water instead of coffee.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

2. he has an eating disorder and his teeth are ruined
3. he is mega autistic

Obviously #3 is the primary culprit, as autists have a tendency to find very specific physical sensations unbearable.

What gets me is is that, if you enjoy the taste of the food you are eating, you would want to chew it so that you can enjoy the flavor more.

Also, the sheer audacity to be SO confident that chewing does nothing for digestion is laughable. Considering molars for chewing has evolved in every herbivore and omnivore mammal on the planet, chewing must be pretty important. Evolution doesn't do something like that if it was a waste of time.

#2 might be something that developed from bulimia, as other posters have suspected. While this fact would reinforce this behavior, I don't think it is a primary cause.

 

[Raging Capybara]

How can he be bulimic and fat at the same time?

 

[Smug]

If you don't chew carbs properly they're going to make a lot of gas in your intestines.

 

[crawl]

stomach acid from regular vomiting will fuck up your teeth pretty bad, too.
could be a case of sore teeth. hurts to chew.
also autism.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Maybe this is why his face is caving in so much? He isn't using his jaw muscles?

it would also explain why his face is so bloated now.

The duality of YMS watchers on Kiwifarms.

 

[Null]

The duality of YMS watchers on Kiwifarms.

to be fair, his face is puffy but his jaw is narrow looking.

 

[anliteralidiot]

This is just fucking weird. It feels like it's a vore-related thing.

 

[Spasiba]

The duality of YMS watchers on Kiwifarms.

Should've maybe worded it differently... The area around his mouth/jaw is weirdly caved in, like an old person. The rest of his head is very bloated.

MUH FOR KAY

This was actually interesting from around 08:20 till 11:00 because he rants about his editors and it is actually worse than i thought. His editors can't edit in 4K because... they edit on laptops? He has editors from all over the world and some of his editors have bad internet??? Why did he hire them then?

okay, there's one of three things going on

1. this is some sort of weird gay humblebrag about literally never using teeth
2. he has an eating disorder and his teeth are ruined
3. he is mega autistic

I don't think he has an eating disorder. He just has a weird autistic fascination with throwing up as others already showcased. In some of his earlier movie review videos he often put footage of himself throwing up on command. If he still does this often, it could explain the puffiness in his face: alcoholism bloat + bulimia cheeks. He did get up at some point during his "noodle mukbang" to throw up a bad clam because it tasted off, so maybe it is a combo of all three, with the main instigator being Apex Autism.

 

[Manu7]

okay, there's one of three things going on

1. this is some sort of weird gay humblebrag about literally never using teeth
2. he has an eating disorder and his teeth are ruined
3. he is mega autistic

I believe it's 2, I remember there was a video where he showed he can induce vomit at will.

I will try to find it