The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.

[Ogre Magi]

Thats a pretty psycho thing to say about a deadbeat with a gambling problem.

I fucking hate these cowtipper, aylawg, retarded BMJ "fans". Not the first time I've seen some retarded niggers say shit like this in Keno Kasino, but fortunately this "Cybersecurity student" practices GREAT Opsec.

Bonus:

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

fortunately this "Cybersecurity student" practices GREAT Opsec

Fuck password managers. Have fewer accounts. Store your most important passwords on a piece of paper in your wallets or something, and memorize the rest. If there are too many accounts to do that, there are too many accounts at all.

 

[Ogre Magi]

I discovered a revelation: @KaBob's avatar looks just like him IRL, minus the hair:

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Here are some highlights of that article he wrote (archive):

It was Easter 2018. I was still in high school, and like many teenagers, I was a bit reckless.

He still is, apparently. To be fair, I can see someone in his mid-twenties doing something like this.

Fast forward to 2021, and I’m a college student who has developed a deep interest in cybersecurity.

Reading the article has me conclude that he's really just deeply interested in doing whatever his corporate overlords demand.

I devoured countless articles that preached about the gospel of three-factor authentication, but let’s be real: theory is nothing without practical application. Little did I know, a real-world problem was lurking around the corner, ready to test my knowledge and skills.

The fact that I'm reading this shows how well that lesson was learned.

The irony of the situation hit me hard. I thought I had taken all the necessary precautions and followed the cybersecurity protocols I had learned in college. But as it turns out, all it takes is one small mistake to compromise your entire digital defensive framework.

Yes, we know.

I refused to be a victim again

Be less dramatic.

I started regularly checking my accounts for suspicious activity or logins from unknown devices. I checked sites like haveibeenpwned.com regularly for every email I use.

This is overkill. Also, fuck Troy Hunt, that whiny MicroSoft employee.

Rather than relying on a single account for all my financial information, I decided to create multiple accounts for different purposes. This way, if one account were to be compromised, the others would remain secure.

This is also overkill and, as we've seen, doesn't work.

Relying solely on different passwords clearly wasn’t enough, even if I used a diversification system for my accounts. I decided to implement a two-step verification process for all my accounts.

Fuck two-step authentication. This is why I called him someone who just does what his overlords demand.

Finally, I decided to somewhat controversially set up fake accounts with enticing information to draw hackers away from my actual data.

Oh, he got us; these accounts were actually honey pots the whole time.

I have found that intentionally wasting the time of someone who is attempting to steal your personal information can significantly enhance your online security.

How long did it take to do all of this by the way, @DOORSTUCK?

While I do acknowledge that making honey pots can be time-consuming and demands continuous attention to upkeep, I personally find it rewarding to study the techniques attackers use.

Well, study what's happened today and learn from it.

And for me, that meant learning from my mistakes and taking the necessary steps to secure my online presence, which is what my plan hopefully shows you.

Learn that security doesn't mean doing what corporations say.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

@UERISIMILITUDO not including typing and snipping, off and on for roughly an hour and some change.
Like you mentioned, I wrote this as a narrative rather than an infodump so that it is a teachable lesson. I've got no qualms against the man, but I hope he actually gets serious about OPSEC especially since he's a cybersec student.

 

[Asian tech support]

Ayo why this chinlet nigga shoop his head?

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

Fuck password managers. Have fewer accounts. Store your most important passwords on a piece of paper in your wallets or something, and memorize the rest. If there are too many accounts to do that, there are too many accounts at all.

I just memorize all my passwords. I only keep a few written down on a physical notepad.

Probably a pretty stupid idea, incase I forget them, but I am pretty stupid.

I only forget the password for something if I don't log into it for a while. That's how my first account here met his fate.

Live and learn, I guess.

 

[RACISM]

Password managers are for niggers.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

Password managers are for niggers.

To live as a retard, or a nigger?
All niggers are retards, but not all retards are niggers.

 

[Jewthulhu]

@RACISM's password is N1ggers

 

[RACISM]

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To live as a retard, or a nigger?
All niggers are retards, but not all retards are niggers.

If you can't come up with a decent mnemonic trick for easily remembering a different password for every account, you're a nigger. Your own brain is far, far more secure than any password manager.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I just memorize all my passwords. I only keep a few written down on a physical notepad.

Probably a pretty stupid idea, incase I forget them, but I am pretty stupid.

It's pretty easy to stay logged in constantly nowadays. With that in mind, protecting any connected e-mail address becomes the most important. I host my personal e-mail by myself, so I really don't have an issue there. None of this is really hard, or even complicated, but corporations conspire to change this. The very concept of logging in with a Google or Facebook account is asinine.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

>INB4 new Orson Zedd

Same energy:

https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/-wEPUGQp4vk

 

[Doctor Neo Cortex]

Fast forward to yesterday, @KaBob was kind enough to save the special moment our favorite Honda Civic-less crackhead gambler wins $12000, by embedding a youtube video.

I will never understand why people on here will upload videos to their YouTube channels instead of embedding it in their post. I understand the site might have upload issues or size limits, but it should limit shit like this happening. Plus there is always a chance SoyTube will remove the video for a bullshit reason, while on here it can be preserved.

 

[Ogre Magi]

I will never understand why people on here will upload videos to their YouTube channels instead of embedding it in their post. I understand the site might have upload issues or size limits, but it should limit shit like this happening. Plus there is always a chance SoyTube will remove the video for a bullshit reason, while on here it can be preserved.

KaBob is/was relatively new and likely did not understand why we archive things locally. He should have lurked more.

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

For the registration, you should have to send Null your passport, drivers license, bank statements

I'm willing to bet 80% of this website doesn't drive

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Here are some AI generated images i made of the latest inductee to the hall of shame



Practice proper digital hygiene next time, retard

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Here are some AI generated images i made of the latest inductee to the hall of shame

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Practice proper digital hygiene next time, retard

I like how it goes from abomination to suicide bomber to troon to street shitter.

 

[LGHDR+]

I like how it goes from abomination to suicide bomber to troon to street shitter.

Well, you got to cover all the bases.

 

[ChromaQuack]

>cybersecurity
>tards out and gets easily doxed

Every single time, this guy, Jackie the street shitter and an infinite line of cybersecurity "experts" leaving out their information out in the open, it would seem all it takes to claim such coveted title as soyberskuretee expurt is to know how to fire incognito mode on your browser.