Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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But what would be "lower" than an NPC?

A Bethesda NPC?
A Pokemon NPC just stands in one place and acts like a sign. So classic RPG one line NPC, maybe unlocking a battle if you answer a question wrong where he attacks by doxing you and ratio'ing. Gain the remains of a bag of heroin, an empty Adderall bottle, and 2 smelly pairs of dirty crapped briefs.
 
So TwitchCon Vegas is tomorrow-Sunday, I'm interested to see if Keffals is dumb enough to go. He's been radio silent on Twitter aside from a few quick replies.

His Twitter following has been dropping every day for months, it's not worth posting the Socialblade anymore. People aren't deleting accounts (they just don't use the site as much) so he is actively making people unfollow. His attempt at commenting on the war and annoying both sides was quite funny. At least Hasan has a take and sticks with it.

Looks like he's still getting mocked for that Gretchen person calling him a grifter

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The faggot isn't a commie anymore? 🧐
I fucking hate Keffals but it's weird seeing a troon have a change of political views.
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He never was, he just took part in it to give himself an identity when he didn't have one himself. He stole from it and got kicked out and became a capitalist after he got gfm money for his "hardships".

No one really is a communist, they just don't feel apart of anything so they join it under the false moral vanity that it offers to people when they visit r/anti-work too much.
 
Droopy moobs resting on a gunt. Baffled that he choose to post this.
Always funny to see these men in dresses, when most women don't want to wear dresses.

Random google images of twitchcon 2023, just manually looking for the first three images I see of women there:
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Hmmm, distinct lack of dresses... actually he can't look feminine and compete with these femoids without filters, angles and props. I hope he constantly seethes about being unable to look effortlessly feminine like these individuals.
 
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Why did he dress like he's going to a wake for Twitchcon? Why did he think no one would notice his moobs are below his ribcage? Why does he have the body of a Jewish pensioner in his 30s?

The people need to know, Lucas.
>lying about being sexually assaulted
Yikes! Twitter troons probably are not gonna like this one!
This could go either way since Luke is now persona non grata in a lot of troon circles, but I think they'll still circle the wagons and say this only proves how corrupt the police department is to cover up sexual assault. As much as they hate Keffals they'll jump at the chance to play the collective victim.
 
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