Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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There's some speculation on twitter that this is Nick (center left, with his face hidden). Am I fucking crazy or is he sitting with Riley and mintsalad?

Spoiler: full photo

Edit: ninja'd.

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(He's deep in conversation with the Gator-looking fellow on the right.)

Getting OnlyFans tips no doubt.

 

[WhitePanther1776]

There's some speculation on twitter that this is Nick (center left, with his face hidden). Am I fucking crazy or is he sitting with Riley and mintsalad?
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Spoiler: full photo

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Edit: ninja'd

thats Riley, hes obsessed with power rangers.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I heard from somewhere that having a big beard makes you gay

 

[Chibitzen]

It's truly pitiful that he's at a live show and this is still what creeps through his mind and occupies his brain cells. He looks so blessed to be there. Then again this is the same faggot that traveled a ridiculous distance to pick up a felony charge for stalking. "Wazzurppp y'all! I've got Internet street cred now yo!"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Rekieta comes out of social media silence to Tweet that he's in the photo @200MB posted, calling it "where's Waldo for the disabled".

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This one was easy, his face may be obscured but readers of this thread will be able to guess what wasn't obscured that let me figure it out was him.
(He's deep in conversation with the Gator-looking fellow on the right.)

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One thing that I didn't notice is that the person sitting next to Rekieta, who Rekieta looks to be deep in conversation with, is none other than Riley, who's been posting on Twitter about being at the event. I didn't even realize it was him, though I noticed the guy and thought he looked like Gator.

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Guessing that means the woman sitting across from Riley blocking Rekieta's face is Mint Salad.

Of fucking course that’s who he’d be taking to…

Christ, you’re so full of shit, Nick.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Partner's Pub

Paht-ner

 

[Neetorino]

So I was checking in on the Locals chat to see if anyone was actually at the show. Nobody has said anything about it yet so it looks like that's a no, but I did catch this literal gem.


Fucking "ericpp" out here, paying for quite a long time to a literal dramawhore trying to profit off e-drama, saying Nick "avoids drama and has his own thing". My guy what is it that Nick is doing that you can't get literally anywhere else? Right now he's like the Sektur's alcoholic version of Destiny at best.

 

[zer0d4wn]

My guess is that Nick's routine is going to be his old go-to stories:

1) Lifting the fat chick over his head and tearing his shoulder during cheerleader try-outs
2) The teacher taking away his transformer toy
3) The teacher making him eat jello

Isn't the first one just from the movie Dodgeball? Lmao.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Riley with an interesting defense of Rekieta's decision to try his hand at standup


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Riley posts short clip of Nick's set

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This thing looks more like a church hotpot potluck than a comedy show.

He's so bad. Playing pocket pool, can't stop fidgeting, overtly racist, hairline receding, nipples protruding, very disrespectful.

Edit: I wonder if he'll not be invited back, as seems to have been the case in Nashville. Really making a racist name for himself, but this one is a lot closer to home. Wonder how the in-laws will feel about this? Also very brave, telling racist jokes in what appears to be a fully (or nearly fully) white audience. Sad.

Second edit: it was Nashville, not Memphis.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Riley with an interesting defense of Rekieta's decision to try his hand at standup

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Riley posts short clip of Nick's set

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Does he have a purple suit or is it just the lights?

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Riley with an interesting defense of Rekieta's decision to try his hand at standup

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Riley posts short clip of Nick's set

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His legs are weird.

 

[Autistic Orson Welles]

Rekieta comes out of social media silence to Tweet that he's in the photo @200MB posted, calling it "where's Waldo for the disabled".

Nick "I'm a serious writer who will lecture you on grammar" Rekieta deploying the casual comma splice. A master of English!

 

[Neetorino]

Riley posts short clip of Nick's set

Yanno if this was my headliner I'd probably bail too. Chrissie out here making the correct moves is a surprise to be sure. Also is he saying "sorry Riley" at the end there for saying "wigger"?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Maybe it would have been more dignified if he faceplanted into the floor two minutes in as opposed to whatever that was.

What I mean is that he needs to make stand up his new career choice, imagine all the free pity meals and drinks he could score from bars.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

So the venue is a bar at a bowling alley in central minnesota. And Nick is opening for the " 4'6 Filipina Firecracker" Lila Hart.

its at a bowling alley bar?! lmao! is the event also called the kingpin invitational?

One thing that I didn't notice is that the person sitting next to Rekieta, who Rekieta looks to be deep in conversation with, is none other than Riley, who's been posting on Twitter about being at the event. I didn't even realize it was him, though I noticed the guy and thought he looked like Gator.

this is *chefs kiss*. nick has spent the better part of the last month claiming to be impartial and defending riley at every turn and now theres a picture of him yucking it up in person with the fat little greaseball. i know he was talking about speaking with a onlyfans creator and if it was riley i will crack a rib laughing. this is what it must of felt like to watch gunt fuck up week after week consistently in his prime.

 

[Peace Through Power]

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Riley is obsessed with rippa while rippa is talking about how his dream video game of character he created would go.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

Riley with an interesting defense of Rekieta's decision to try his hand at standup

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Riley posts short clip of Nick's set

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I can't wait to see this on the next Mati.

 

[Neetorino]

this is *chefs kiss*. nick has spent the better part of the last month claiming to be impartial and defending riley at every turn and now theres a picture of him yucking it up in person with the fat little greaseball. i know he was talking about speaking with a onlyfans creator and if it was riley i will crack a rib laughing. this is what it must of felt like to watch gunt fuck up week after week consistently in his prime.

This is true, we've got Nick talking to Riley and Mint salad in a bar right now, a recreation of their first encounter.

Riley is obsessed with rippa while rippa

Nick and Riley seen hanging out in person, seems like Nick is proving once and for all that Eric July cannot trust him to be even remotely unbiased.

@AltisticRight Should probably edit the Happenings post that the vid of Nick's standup is filmed by Riley for the full BNN story.