Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

Pee Cola said:
Yep. DDoSing isn't going to stop his eyeballs from eating themselves or his parents accepting him as their branch, no matter how broken it is. All it will do is make KF stronger and Null dig his heels in even further.
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This is the endgame. People will always be laughing at him, and he knows it. So he wants to silence the laughing in his immediate vicinity and pretend object permanence isn't real. When we win we need to ensure these people never get an ounce of power. They've proven completely unable to handle it. Physiognomy has some merit and you can't tell me otherwise
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LargeChoonger said:
This is the endgame. People will always be laughing at him, and he knows it. So he wants to silence the laughing in his immediate vicinity and pretend object permanence isn't real. When we win we need to ensure these people never get an ounce of power. They've proven completely unable to handle it. Physiognomy has some merit and you can't tell me otherwise
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It's so easy to dislike Elliot that I feel like I'm being tricked. I have to double check if I truly don't like a single thing about him because I've been conditioned all my life to never take mental shortcuts when judging a person. Yet every time I make the same realization that yes, he truly is unlikeable in every possible aspect.

Ugly, selfish, malicious, delusional, debaucherous, obsessive, grotesque, manipulative, indignant, and abusive. I'm running out of adjectives yet each one is as accurate as the last.

I guess he hasn't killed anyone or molested a child. As far as we know, at least. But that's not really a positive as much as it's a lack of a negative. It's like saying a plate of the most horridly cooked food you've ever tasted could be worse since it didn't make you spontaneously combust.
 
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Pee Cola said:
Is it just me, or does it looks like LFJ is wearing a colostomy bag in this photo?

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He doesn't look real in candid shots, the hiking boots over stockings, the grandma shawl over a bright pink T-shirt (which even I a damn jerk MALE know makes the rest of his attire look washed out) and his massive blockhead making his eyes and glasses look comically tiny so he looks like hes doing the 'an x for ants?' face constantly

He looks like an amateur woodworker decided to make a doll
 
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Paranoia Machine said:
Dude, it keeps growing,
Can I instead interest you in hollowing it out and moving the Kiwifarms base of operations into it like Knowhere, that Celestial skull pirate-criminal city from hit James Gunn movie Guardians of The Galaxy

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I've never seen him in person thankfully but it looks like our ashtray is almost big enough to hold one of his fag conventions in, I'm pretty sure we could hollow it into something workable.
 
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I guess he hasn't killed anyone or molested a child. As far as we know, at least.
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I feel like I was tricked out of rating you winner because you said this and I had to rate you optimistic :'(

Edit: So I'm currently on assignment in a different city in the south, but of course managed to sign up for the most pozzed city in the state. While approaching the warehouse, I noticed the following piece of graffiti. I was told by the person I was working with that the Chinese symbol (which he hilariously noted is the only one he knows) stands for man. This piece says gas man.

When I think stink and chinese men, I think Liz.

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