Disgruntled Game Dev Sneaks Goatse Onto a Dozen Sites That Stole His Game - Lol lmao even

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SCREENGRAB FROM ONE OF THE GAME AGGREGATOR SITES THAT STOLE SQWORD.

Content warning: This post contains tastefully redacted images of Goatse.
The creator of a free word game has unveiled a beautiful new antipiracy measure to prevent spammy websites from running his game on their sites: Goatse.

Sqword is a game created by web developer Josh C. Simmons and his friends last year. The game asks users to place individual, predetermined letters onto a 5x5 square grid in an attempt to make as many words as possible. The game resets every day, creating a new “deck” of letters to play with. Goatse, on the other hand, is not a game. It is a legendary shock image of a man wearing a wedding ring and stretching his rectum very wide.

Simmons wrote in a blog post that the game, which is free to play on the Sqword domain, has picked up “a steady group of daily active users over the past six months or so despite not doing any real advertising.” Because of this success, a variety of websites have taken the code for Sqword and have embedded it on their own websites, then overlaid it with tons of popup ads.
“This made me angrier than it should have—not because Sqword is a cash cow—we don’t run ads on the site and don’t make money from it, it’s just for fun—but because it was a passion project with friends, something pure and intentionally free to play WITHOUT ads,” he wrote.
So Simmons altered the code of Sqword to display Goatse if it is embedded as an iFrame, rather than show the game itself. Here’s what that looks like:
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“Let this be a lesson to you: If you are using an iFrame to display a site that isn’t yours, even for legitimate purposes, you have no control over that content—it can change at any time,” he wrote. “One day instead of looking into an iFrame, you might be looking at an entirely different kind of portal.”

Simmons wrote that Goatse is now live on at least eight different game aggregator sites. When trying to load Sqword on sites like “Wordle 2,” Goatse does indeed load instead of the game. Simmons has added the words “I steal other people’s code because I’m a total hack,” to the image. Simmons is underselling it. I was able to find live Goatse on 12 different websites before I stopped clicking.

Here is a brief gallery of what I was able to find if you are so inclined:
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I am not much of a word games guy, but found Sqword to be pretty fun. Check it out over on its rightful website.
 
I appreciate the choice of a classic. Reminds me of when old-school ED used to switch hotlinks to the NO NIGGERS image macro.
I'm surprised that in this day and age the goatse image isn't copywritten and the original asshole's owner doesn't DMCA people like this as a vexatious litigant.

Go the safe route, game dev:

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You know I thought the pre-2016fags in this place were a bunch of bloviating retards bitching about newfags cuz muh drumpf.

Then I see the actual join dates of a bunch of retards, some of them said retards bitching in the first place and then I finally understand.
Eh, a lot of people age out of this gay shit. A lot of other people were just lost along the way due to the various dramas, hacking, password resets and what have you. It's pretty incredible how many weird niggers with old dates are suddenly propagating threads with bizarre and retarded takes though.

Fuck everyone man, I miss @Deadpool.
 
Unironically this, showing someone porn without consent shoud be a crime.

Even in this particular case, it's not immediately obvious to me that the guy should be in the clear.
  • It's already a crime to poison your own food to punish someone for stealing food. Even if the thief eats it. Even if for some cintrived reason the thief is the only one who could possibly eat it. (You might not agree it should be, but it is.)
  • It's already a crime to cut into an unprotected distance learning stream and show goatse to children.
  • Committing crimes against visitors of a venue because you think the owner of the venue is doing something improper or illegal is still illegal.
Instead of pursuing his case through the courts the guy showed willful disregard for the public and deliberately showed goatse to an unrestricted audience, which includes children, who broke no laws and infringed no rights.
Stop eating other people's sandwiches
 
Unironically this, showing someone porn without consent shoud be a crime.

Even in this particular case, it's not immediately obvious to me that the guy should be in the clear.
  • It's already a crime to poison your own food to punish someone for stealing food. Even if the thief eats it. Even if for some cintrived reason the thief is the only one who could possibly eat it. (You might not agree it should be, but it is.)
  • It's already a crime to cut into an unprotected distance learning stream and show goatse to children.
  • Committing crimes against visitors of a venue because you think the owner of the venue is doing something improper or illegal is still illegal.
Instead of pursuing his case through the courts the guy showed willful disregard for the public and deliberately showed goatse to an unrestricted audience, which includes children, who broke no laws and infringed no rights.
It's just a gross picture of a dude's asshole, they'll live.
 
Goatse, on the other hand, is not a game. It is a legendary shock image of a man wearing a wedding ring and stretching his rectum very wide.
Oh, fuck my side is splitting as I read this.

Years ago gawker wrote some article about the cwcki. I don't remember what it was but it annoyed me, so I added this to the cwcki's nginx configuration:
Double fuck, both my sides are splitting. I need my sides to live, man!

If anyone actually feels damaged by it, they are free to take either the game they are playing or the original guy to court and see how it plays out.
SHTFU and don't give that faggot Russel Greer any more ideas!
 
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There is still hope left. A faint flicker in the abyss, a dying coal still glowing with warmth, but it persists. God speed. :semperfidelis:
 
If anyone actually feels damaged by it, they are free to take either the game they are playing or the original guy to court and see how it plays out. But they won't because no one is actually damaged by seeing that. No matter how much dumb faggoty pseudo-trolls pretend that "innocent people are hurt," they're not.

If they want to act like they are, they have full access to a range of legal or illegal actions to deal with it. Here's betting that none do.
I think it's important not to get so caught up in street justice that you start saying things like "if those little kids don't like being shown gay shock porn, they should talk to lawyer".
 
I think it's important not to get so caught up in street justice that you start saying things like "if those little kids don't like being shown gay shock porn, they should talk to lawyer".
Oh no a hypothetical kid may or may not have seen a picture of a spread asshole. The dude isn't running around a preschool with it printed out on a poster.
 
I think it's important not to get so caught up in street justice that you start saying things like "if those little kids don't like being shown gay shock porn, they should talk to lawyer".
It's a stolen photo being used to make a point about how you shouldn't steal other people's work. If it were a pic of the programmer's own asshole at least he'd be consistent. Protecting code for a Boggle knockoff is more precious than photography now? He's a thief and is spreading unsolicited asshole pics, what a goof.
 
It's a stolen photo being used to make a point about how you shouldn't steal other people's work. If it were a pic of the programmer's own asshole at least he'd be consistent. Protecting code for a Boggle knockoff is more precious than photography now? He's a thief and is spreading unsolicited asshole pics, what a goof.
Goatse was never stolen nigger, Kirk "The Hole" Johnson disseminated the image to multiple free porn sites and hasnt given a shit for the last 20+ years it existed
 
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