Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
And the winemoms begin to turn...

For those not in the know, this was one of his biggest LOCALS chat contributors. She is psychotic, but this shows just how much Nick is passing off his NEW audience as the old.

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"I'll always be me."

That was a pretty good Ralphapost Nick but I have to deduct a few points for not adding the word "bish" or several laughing emojis right after. B+
 
O&A used to talk about this. It was called "Bumping" and really frowned upon. Completely screw the next performer out of their time.
The fact he is bragging about doing that is really messed up.
This is just true about anything, no one wants to dickhead taking up their scheduled time. It's the same reason line cutting is shitty, you're forcing everyone behind the cutter to wait longer and potentially miss out on whatever they're waiting for. Lots of times it doesn't matter as much, but imagine having to wait another ten minutes for an amusement park ride because the dickhead jumped in line in front of you and took the last seat on the ride.
 
And the winemoms begin to turn...

For those not in the know, this was one of his biggest LOCALS chat contributors. She is psychotic, but this shows just how much Nick is passing off his NEW audience as the old.

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Soooo, love is over?

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(Also, pssssst... archive that tweet if you can!).
 
They're very much like narcissists but add sexual innuendos and jokes (usually brought on by a strained relationship with a mother).
So you're saying he's pretty much a tranny already except for the formality. But does it really matter if you cut off your dick when it doesn't work? Asking the hard questions here. Pun intended.
 
And the winemoms begin to turn...

For those not in the know, this was one of his biggest LOCALS chat contributors. She is psychotic, but this shows just how much Nick is passing off his NEW audience as the old.

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Nigga's so mad he can't befriend pedophiles without accountability or consequences.
 
  • "I don't respect your authority, sorry! Then I told more jokes hehe, it was fun!"
...they told Nick they'd shine lights at ten minutes to let him know to stop, and he completely ignored the lights. They told him when the light blinks to wrap up and stop his current bit, and he ignored this light too. He stared at the lights instead of stopping.
The motherfucker managed to get ODD'd by stage lights, absolute clown.
 
He's thus far trying really hard to say that he doesn't think July committed charity fraud, but then, in the show that Kino Casino recent EFAPed (see Elissa Clip here) he also seemed to be pushing his luck by talking about receipts and shit. It's like he wants to go there, but there's enough functioning brain cells keeping him from doing so.

I think he's maybe one drunken binge away from fucking up and accusing July of a criminal act he can't prove, but I guess we'll see. Whether or not July should act on him doing it is another matter though. I'm still inclined to believe he should disengage to the maximum extent possible. Nick seems to be circling the drain just fine without any additional help.
I can already picture that happening where Nick is so pissed drunk he will repeat the same scenario like he did with Monty and add in "So sue me cause I have so much money it doesn't matter!" and then bitch about how much money he is losing in the lolsuit.

And the winemoms begin to turn...

For those not in the know, this was one of his biggest LOCALS chat contributors. She is psychotic, but this shows just how much Nick is passing off his NEW audience as the old.

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She hangs out in Sean's Locals and YT chats on days that he streams. Actually quite a few of Nick's Locals members overlaps with Sean's audience. She still hates the Jews, probably more than that German painter did in the 1940's.

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Out of principle, I refuse to sign up for Twitter's own API (#FREE_NULL), but Cari seems to be going in on Rekieta quite a bit, and he's firing back, if somebody with a twitter account wants to try and properly archive any of it.

Nigga's so mad he can't befriend pedophiles without accountability or consequences.
She seems to be suggesting it wasn't just the pedo shit, and she left a while back, before Vito.

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(Note: I'm using twstalker.com, hence it's truncated and looks weird).

Also, I predict this Ian guy is probably gonna eat a ban soon. LOL.

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Does someone have the vid of Reikita getting the chris chan medallion and reading the incantation? I can't find it.
Here is a local archive.

Elissa also has it here.
 
"I'll always be me."

That was a pretty good Ralphapost Nick but I have to deduct a few points for not adding the word "bish" or several laughing emojis right after. B+
Rackets should try hollerin' over bishes all day long instead of Talking. Like. This. Dew yew understand? He might get more mileage out of it in terms of cowing 'dem alawgs into silence.
 
Full context of the bloodsports with carimachet.

For those who don't know, she was one of the very top posters on Rekieta's Locals in the first couple months of the year.

It appears she is saying that her original gripe was with Rekieta cancelling shows and drinking to excess on the shows he did do, and then (after she stopped watching) disapproves of Nick's defense of Vito.

However, because Holes-In-Brain can't focus on more than one thing at a time these days, he seems to think this middle aged woman is a massive Eric July fan. If I cared enough I'd insert the meme of the guy falling off his bicycle and blaming Eric July.

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(Archive I, Archive II, Archive III)

Nick seethes at someone who called him a "narcissist cuckold".

Cari posts screenshots from the Mandy drunk stream from May where Nick told his paypigs to fuck off. Sounds like one of them did!

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(Archive IV, Archive V)

She specifies that Vito is the guy who she takes issue with Nick for defending, though she already said she stopped being a fan before that.

Holes-In-Brain still thinks this is all about Eric July. "Vito didn't do the Eric July shut [sic]" he says. Uhm, can the Dick Masterson vs Eric July experts help me with this one? Because I'm pretty sure he started the whole feud.

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(Archive VI)

If Nick does a show tonight expect Eric to be a punching bag again, because Nick apparently thinks he drove a paypig away.
 
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Nick is only about 1 week away from being the king of the sektur, if we don't count the 'emprur' of the sektur Ralph :story:
Ah, but... you see... given the reognization, he doesn't have to beat Ralph! Ralph is in "The Sector." Nick is in "Grift Wars." Boogie is the only one he has to beat to be LORD OF THE GRIFT! THE UNDISPUTED LORD OF THE SUBFORUM!

The only only thread I see in this this subforum that will take a while to beat is the Weeb Wars General Discussion thread, and that's not only not a person, but it's also basically Nick too (it's also slowed down a LOT). LOL.
 
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Fuck this piece of shit. Saw this while looking up the Cari tweets. He's now quote retweeting the Jesse aka Jeszilla who went to Eric July's grave so he can further push Riley's unsubstantiated claims that the Blaze have an ownership interest in Eric July's Rippaverse, something that there's never been any proof or indication of at all. Again, he's doing this while responding to the dude who went to Eric July's grave. What an evil thing to do. I don't use that word lightly, but he's buddying up to the motherfucker who went to the grave now.

Never forget: Nick Rekieta never attempted to contact Eric July after he said he would, but he will be friendly in public with the guy who defaced the grave.

edit: okay it's Isom Knox's grave, not Eric July's grave, but you know what I mean
 
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Winemom has a point! It shouldn't matter if Vito is a comedian or an entertainer. If he's a pedophile, then that's a bridge too far. Here's the video she links:

Oh Jesus! She's using Senpaishome's video. That might cause any number oldfag Nick fans that might still be on the fan rolls (there seems to be fewer and fewer though) to sperg out at her. :story:
 
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