Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta now DENIES that he ever said he wanted to stop drinking on his show and calls out Cari for lying!

"Don't quote me on something I didn't say, Cari, it's unbecoming."


(Archive)

Spoiler: Full tweet Nick is responding to (Archiver broke)

FACT CHECK: In June, Rekieta said he was drinking to excess and embarrassing himself after the Mandy stream fallout and the "beach out west" vacation.

He explicitly said he wanted to drink less on stream:

"You've probably noticed that, on a lot of shows the last week, most of the shows last week, and then, tonight I had a couple to drink, but, there's less liquor in general."

(Should be timestamped for 1:54.)

 

[Null]

LITTLE
TINY
INSIGNIFICANT
BABY
CHILD
NO!
IT IS YOU WHO WEARS THE BALLDO
THE REST IS PURE FANTASY, CHILD
ENJOY PRISON

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Crosspostong from Dax’s thread. Riley now claims he went to Eric July’s ancestor’s grave and pissed on it. He didn’t take a picture of pissing on it because he “doesn’t want to it used against him in court” but he did take a picture of the grave using Pokémon Go.

I know Riley is incredibly low-IQ but this seems dumb even for him if he did in fact piss on the grave.

https://twitter.com/CYouNextTime/status/1716534013962187114/photo/1

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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ajUfU

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Rekieta now DENIES that he ever said he wanted to stop drinking on his show and calls out Cari for lying!

"Don't quote me on something I didn't say, Cari, it's unbecoming."

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(Archive)

Spoiler: Full tweet Nick is responding to (Archiver broke)

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FACT CHECK: In June, Rekieta said he was drinking to excess and embarrassing himself after the Mandy stream fallout and the "beach out west" vacation.

He explicitly said he wanted to drink less on stream:

"You've probably noticed that, on a lot of shows the last week, most of the shows last week, and then, tonight I had a couple to drink, but, there's less liquor in general."

(Should be timestamped for 1:54.)

Ah. ah. ah! Drinking less doesn't mean he'll stop so he technically never lied! Nick doing a half truth again!

Never mind he's now actually drinking more!

 

[AltisticRight]

he seems to think this middle aged woman is a massive Eric July fan

 

[Molag Bal]

Does someone have the vid of Reikita getting the chris chan medallion and reading the incantation? I can't find it.

Elissa has got you covered:

Since Nick and Ralph didn't physically meet, someone had to get Nick to summon magichan separately. If it worked, we'll only know in a few months. It took a few months with Ralph to go in perma-burn mode as well.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Nick has tweeted over a hundred times in the last eight hours.
From Nitter

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

Any estimates how many hours a day he is active on twitter now?

i say 8.

i went to look it over since he seems so active on it right now but got tired of trying to scroll his replies. i instead went over to socialblade to check his tweet amounts and saw something interesting. on saturday he has -4 tweets. nick is deleteing tweets. the question is what was bad enough for even wet-brain to realize he needed to delete it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick has tweeted over a hundred times in the last eight hours.
From Nitter
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Or over 20 times more than this man.


Nichole Rekieta.
(And yeah, Lucas seems to have a better sense of humour than Balldo nowadays.)

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

Ah. ah. ah! Drinking less doesn't mean he'll stop so he technically never lied! Nick doing a half truth again!

Never mind he's now actually drinking more!

Nick really need to stop drinking. This is the same reason Ethan Ralph went into becoming a lolcow. Yet, he will never listen to this advise, but keep drinking which will kill a lot of his brain cell, and start making foolish behavior. To the point his is not going to recover. Nick really need seriously join a alcohol rehab center.

 

[RotPockets]

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Fuck this piece of shit. Saw this while looking up the Cari tweets. He's now quote retweeting the Jesse aka Jeszilla who went to Eric July's grave so he can further push Riley's unsubstantiated claims that the Blaze have an ownership interest in Eric July's Rippaverse, something that there's never been any proof or indication of at all. Again, he's doing this while responding to the dude who went to Eric July's grave. What an evil thing to do. I don't use that word lightly, but he's buddying up to the motherfucker who went to the grave now.

Never forget: Nick Rekieta never attempted to contact Eric July after he said he would, but he will be friendly in public with the guy who defaced the grave.

edit: okay it's Isom Knox's grave, not Eric July's grave, but you know what I mean

The Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend.

He clearly views Eric July as an enemy. Nick, Dick and Vito are all seething leftists. (Anti-Anti-Woke = SJW) Like all leftist faggots their tactics are taken straight from Rules for Radicals. As if we couldn’t tell since they are all pro-pedophilia, and the disdain Nick has for White people or how he recoils in disgust when people mistakenly think he is a Christian Conservative. Why would he need Eric July, Nerdrotic or Geeks and Gamers when he has such good friends like Diddler Dax, Vitophile, Actual Fandom, and Nerdette’s Newstand?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I get the jokes about the Sonichu medallion and the demon and shit, but let's be real:

The only demon Nick suffers from is the bottle, and there's no djinn in this bottle.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick really need to stop drinking.

I promise you, Nick Rekieta will never stop or even moderate his drinking. He’s too weak to get by without alcohol. Nick was bullied and unpopular as a kid and is enslaved to a beverage and another man (Dax) as an adult.

This was always how the story was going to end. He doesn’t have it in him to do any better.

 

[JudyGemstone]

Wow I thought he overstayed for like 3 mins or something but he stayed 20 minutes over his expected 10 and he knew the rules?!

Had he not been at a bowling alley and a REAL fucking comedy club, either the host or the damn owner would have thrown his ass off stage. So fucking rude and disrespectful. But then again, we all know RULES don't apply to Nick....

It appears she is saying that her original gripe was with Rekieta cancelling shows and drinking to excess on the shows he did do, and then (after she stopped watching) disapproves of Nick's defense of Vito.

EDIT: Thank you @Balldo's Gate for the archive

Just gonna post these here for the #memories....

Spoiler: Nick explains how to curb your drinking (post Mandy stream, references it)

Spoiler: His $10K liquor cabinet

Again, he's doing this while responding to the dude who went to Eric July's grave. What an evil thing to do. I don't use that word lightly, but he's buddying up to the motherfucker who went to the grave now.

Crosspostong from Dax’s thread. Riley now claims he went to Eric July’s ancestor’s grave and pissed on it. He didn’t take a picture of pissing on it because he “doesn’t want to it used against him in court” but he did take a picture of the grave using Pokémon Go.

That's not going to come back and bite Nick in the ass of how he's a Neo-Nazi loving white supremacist bigot.......

NEVER gonna come back to bite him in the ass..........

EDIT: Media links

 

[toad of the depths]

Pre-booze Rekieta?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Pre-booze Rekieta?

Nose is too small.

 

[toad of the depths]

Nose is too small.

Doesn't alcohol cause skin layer growth on the nose?

 

[Tackleberry]

Doesn't alcohol cause skin layer growth on the nose?

No, you're thinking of 'grifting'.

 

[Swole McPole]

It's a random comedy night at a bowling alley bar next to a trailer park on the outskirts of a small city on the road to Fargo. I'm guessing they did this show as a favor to the organizer and Rekieta.

Seems to me to be the comedy equivalent of vanity publishing. These two women are flying half way across the country to do a ten minute stand up set for no pay to an audience of about 75 who don't give a fuck?

Hopefully they'd get a swing session at Chez Rekieta to make up for the lack of pay. Perhaps Chrissie didn't show because she found out that the black bull couldn't perform that night and a session with Nick and the Balldo just didn't appeal?

Crosspostong from Dax’s thread. Riley now claims he went to Eric July’s ancestor’s grave and pissed on it.

Presumably because this broke-assed homeless moron doesn't have a pot to piss in?

Nick has tweeted over a hundred times in the last eight hours.

You see this, Ma and Pa Rekieta? This is what your law school money bought you. A son who uses his law degree to tweet bullshit all day.

Aren't you ashamed of your seed? I would be if he were mine.

 

[toad of the depths]

No, you're thinking of 'grifting'.

I read in a german book from the 30s that these things correlate...