I am currently on a "horror" pilgrimage and traveling New England for historical hauntings. Rhode Island is a state home to many interesting wives tales and spoopy habbenings such as The Conjuring farmhouse, Chestnuthill Cemetary (alleged vampire buried), colonial home hauntings, and the famous Newport mansions such as The Breakers. Evidently, I discovered a "person of interest" while exploring Rhode Island local history, one spookier than any ghost.
The burning of the British revenue ship HMS Gaspee in June 1772 is one of the first events that prompted the American Revolution (known as the "Gaspee Affair"). The British ship, known for locally upholding the Navigation Acts which forced colonists to only trade with the English, had been chasing a mail boat in Newport and retardedly ran aground in shallow water. This prompted a group of nearby disgruntled colonists from Providence to boldly reveal their identities and take the opportunity to attack the British ship, burning it down. Apparently Rhode Island residents even have a license plate depicting the aforementioned violence and celebrates the historcial event every year. Based.
Anyway, while reading up on this event, Wikipedia slips in some faggot who claims the burning of the Gaspee was not, in fact, rebellious revenge against the strict and unreasonable demands of the crown but were ackshually a group of
rich white men trying to protect
the slave trade from noble British intervention. He adds that the American Revolution was not a fight for liberty but "a fight to profit from the business of slavery", and that Rhode Island's celebrations of the event represent the "historical amnesia" of New England.
Introducing Joey "La Neve" DeFrancesco, a transvestite (egg) who is a self-proclaimed historian and "disco-punk" guitarist. A unique combination to be sure. DeFrancesco identifies as a drag queen with pronouns I cannot confirm as media seems to switch from he/him and she/her.
Well,
it believes that gender is a fluid emotion that should change frequently, so much so that it intentionally enters places that expressly "don't want this kind of thing" for the express purpose of forcing it's politics. That's right natal women comfortable with your identity as a female, Joey "La Neve" DeFrancesco has it all figured out and will forcefully make you see the light to accepting the girldick in your private spaces! Also history. Did I mention they were also a musician?
As mentioned, this specimen produces Stunning and Brave(tm) genre music with glowing reviews such as
Now wait just a minute, Kiwibros, what does that last comment mean? Yes, Mr Joey "La Neve" Defranceso, prior to his "gender exploration", is known for a 2011 viral video in which he hired a marching band to announce he was quitting his minimum wage job at a hotel.
Out of the way you meanie racist American Revolution slave owners! The future is here:
DeFrancesco's article about the Gaspee Affair:
https://upriseri.com/2020-06-09-gaspee/
Interview article:
TIME article on "Joey Quits"