Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Having an Agrippa would mean that he had someone highly capable who wins his battles for him, securing his position as fattest of them all.

Why would someone like that want to bat for Pat, the stupidest and most unlikable human on this fallen world? The best he can get is a poo chick who simps for him because they have much in common. Retarded, fat and with highly questionable hygiene.
Was basically about to post the same thing, anything like an Agrippa would have stopped him from getting this far into the retard abyss long ago. Patricks Agrippa is basically anyone who has ever told him to stop fucking replying and log off the internet for a bit.
 
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Was basically about to post the same thing, anything like an Agrippa would have stopped him from getting this far into the retard abyss long ago. Patricks Agrippa is basically anyone who has ever told him to stop fucking replying and log off the internet for a bit.

the major difference between him and Augustus is that Augustus knew he wasnt a general so he delegated


yea, its not the roman empire or anything, THAT is the only major difference lol
 
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They're doing a bit on OandA forums where they ignore him and in less than a day he's snapping. All that for this engagement in over two hours.

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Just a boring thread, not worth going through.
Figured it was some absolute dog shit retarded political take where he's just retarded and not worth even archiving
 
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"Iran has the same problem as most of the rest of the Middle East: how to pivot away from fossil fuels"
lol lmao
Yeah I'm sure the caliphate are real worried about green energy. It's on their urgent to-do list right next to 'more BIPOC representation in videogames' and 'tackling toxic masculinity'.
 
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i'm going to choose not to read this particular brand of lunacy if it gets posted here because Fat Rick pontificating about Iran would be the quickest path to being MATI. even the part about fossil fuels brings me this close to spraying blood out of my penis like a firehose, and there aren't even any civil rights protestors for me to hit.
 
"Iran has the same problem as most of the rest of the Middle East: how to pivot away from fossil fuels"
lol lmao
Yeah I'm sure the caliphate are real worried about green energy. It's on their urgent to-do list right next to 'more BIPOC representation in videogames' and 'tackling toxic masculinity'.

I hope Fatrick visits Iran and gives everyone he sees the Thumbs Up.
 
Who is Patrick's agrippa?
Pat doesn't have one, because he's no Augustus.

But if I had to guess which Roman Emperor he emulates, it would be Nero, no doubt:

- Fat and ugly.
- Takes pleasure in finding little slave boys and doing sexually unspeakable things to them at home (the pepperoni was invented in Italy for a reason).
- Was seen ducking between alleys as his home (Hoolies) burned to the ground. Pat had to stick to the alleys because he was too heavy to watch Hoolies burn while on top of a roof.
 
Figured it was some absolute dog shit retarded political take where he's just retarded and not worth even archiving
I'm gonna repost it anyway, since it's rare for him to do anything other than oink at stalker childs and swoon over the latest Disney+ slop. Longform Geopolitical Analyst Pat is a change of pace, at least.

A lot of ink has been spilled over the rise of a new alliance of Authoritarian states including Russia, Iran, China, and North Korea. Let's call it CRINK. This new Axis of Assholes is being portrayed as ascendant and emboldened to challenge the West.

I have a different take.

Authoritarianism, fascism, it doesn't emerge from prosperity and stability, but from a demand for it. A population turning to strongmen to solve their domestic political problems is already unstable. That doesn't have to mean economic instability. Look at 2016 here. It was never "economic anxiety" driving Trumpism. The people supporting him lived in the fucking suburbs and flew to J6th on private jets, for fuck's sake. They were afraid of losing their hegemony and power. That's what destabilized America. But not CRINK.

No, the nations of CRINK aren't emboldened, but desperate. They are, individually and collectively, facing down demographic and economic collapse.

Russia is a failed oligarchy propped up by an aging mobster only too well aware of his own mortality. Trump was his last chance. Putin installed Donald Trump to destroy America from within. To destroy our institutions, end our democracy, and sever all of our alliances, starting with NATO, the single largest barrier to his expansionist aims.

And he ALMOST did it. If fewer than a hundred thousand votes in key swing states had gone the other way in 2020, we'd be halfway through the last 'elected' Presidential term in American history and well on our way to five-flagged fascism.

But, we saved ourselves, and simultaneously sealed Putin's fate. He wanted to clear the table before restarting the Soviet Empire. Ukraine would have been just a doormat to the rest of Eastern Europe without Joe Biden leading NATO and the Western World.

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Now, Putin's Russia has been exposed as a paper bear. Their military is a shell of the Red Army, hollowed out by corruption, grift, and incompetence. The ruble is in freefall, Russian industry/economy are strangled by sanctions, and they're losing men at an unsustainable rate.

Russia's population is shrinking. From low birth rates, nonexistent immigration, wartime losses, and from people fleeing economic collapse. Invading Ukraine was a desperate roll of the dice to reverse their fortunes, and it came up snake eyes.

Russia's economy and industry are moribund, unable to innovate or compete internationally. They had two things going for them export wise, arms and fossil fuels. Well, the reputation of their weapons died in the wheatfields of Ukraine, and Europe isn't buying their gas.

Russia is already fielding defective, expired munitions from North Korean stockpiles in Ukraine. They're buying drones from Iran by the thousands because they don't have the industrial capacity to produce either in quantity. And they just caved to China's farming demands. Hundreds of thousands of hectares of agricultural land in Russia's far West have been granted to China's control for their own food production.

East. Messed that up.

Which brings us to Xi's China. For decades, the CCP has maintained otherworldly rates of growth, double digits most years. That shit is over.

China's crackdown on the relative autonomy enjoyed by Hong Kong was, in my opinion, misread by most Western analysts as an emboldened Xi and the central government consolidating power. I saw and see it as an admission of weakness. Hong Kong was a hot bed of dissent.

China is, more quietly, facing all of the same problems Putin's Russia is, but at a MUCH greater scale. China's economy has never been an innovation engine. More of a copyright theft and Xerox machine of everyone else's ideas with a much cheaper labor pool.

Trouble is, as the Chinese middle class has grown by the hundreds of millions, wages are rising, and those cheap products aren't so cheap anymore. Manufacturing orders are moving offshore to even cheaper competitors like Vietnam, and innovation is happening in Taiwan.

The vast migration of the Chinese people from rural areas to planned, prefabricated cities to support their never-ending, double digit economic growth, has stalled. Trillions upon trillions of dollars of real estate lay empty. Developers bankrupted.

Meanwhile the demographic bomb laid decades ago by the "One Child Policy," has gone off. The policy was rescinded a few years ago, but much too late. China's population, the largest in the world, is falling. At exactly the time a new middle class can't afford more kids.

Much like Russia, China doesn't have a culture conductive to immigration. The decline is here, and it's irreversible. China is set to lose as much as HALF its population over the next 40-50 years. And the ones who remain will trend older, less capable, and more dependent.

North Korea... is a fucking basket case of a country and has been for 70 years. There's really not much else to say there.

Which brings us to Iran. Unique among CRINK nations, Iran is fairly young. Their birthrate isn't fucked. But, like Russia, their economy is siloed.

Iran is an extraction economy, much like the rest of the Middle East. They rise and fall on fossil fuel prices at a time the developed world is quickly moving on from them. Peak Oil is either on the horizon, or already in the rearview, depending on who you ask.

We still here? I can go back to writing this book if y'all are spent.

There you are. Anyway, Iran has the same problem as most of the rest of the ME; how to pivot away from fossil fuels as the cornerstone of their economy. Trouble is, the only way to do that effectively is to be on good terms with the West, where all the money comes from.

They, to put it mildly, aren't.

And again here we can thank Putin's puppet for some of that. Trump's decision to unilaterally withdraw America from the Iran Nuclear Deal was a gift to hardliners in both Moscow and Tehran.

Iran was on a path for integration. That ended.

Perhaps I should even say "reintegration," because Iran was an open, democratic society on friendly terms with the West until... well until we overthrew the democratically elected Shah and sent it down a path to theocratic rule by fiat opposed by most Iranians, but hey...

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The end result is Tehran is ruled by religious zealots the average Iranian would rather toss into the Gulf, but they're constrained by the military, intelligence services, and vice police, while their economy can't diversify like other Gulf states are attempting to.

Collectively, the CRINK nations are trapped between their authoritarian rulers, downward economic and demographic pressures, and the adversarial positions they've taken against the West. They're not emboldened, they're desperate, flailing. But they control their media.

And, frankly, a pretty big percentage of our media, too. Either because some jackboot-sucking suckknob paid 44 billion dollars to fuck up Twitter, or because Western journalists have had their budgets slashed until they're little more than stenographers.

There's a reason CRINK is spending so much money, military, and diplomatic effort focusing on winning over developing economies in the Global South, a part of the world the West ignores at our peril.

Because it buys them TIME. The GS will buy fossil fuels for decades yet.

Economic and political instabilities in Africa and South America mean markets for cheap weapons CRINK is only too happy to provide. Cheap, mass produced, unsafe cars that would be illegal to sell anywhere else will fill their roads in a new industrial boom.

Buying up cheap real estate in developing markets with little in the way of zoning or regulations. That's what CRINK is up to while using cyberwarfare to sow division and chaos among Western democracies.

The House Speaker disaster was engineered by Putin. Fact.

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Trump through his proxies like Matt Gaetz tossed Kevin McCarthy even after he kissed the ring. They tried to get two of their own through and failed. Now today Trump decreed they have to eject whatever his fucking name was and they did it in four hours.

While funding for Ukraine's defense from Russian invasion is tied up. While Iranian-funded, Russian-trained Hamas attacked Israel and put the entire world on the brink.

The confluence of these events was not a coincidence, folks.

Everything you see on the world stage right now, all the hotspots and pressure points, they all lead in an arrow-straight line back to CRINK. And it's not because they're feeling confident. It's because they're all, collectively and individually, backed against the wall.

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Posting the Charlie gif after his screed almost feels like a fleeting glimmer of self-awareness.
 
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An hour and a half later he's still going. He just says the most retarded shit possible. It's all Putin !!! View attachment 5440993
Hope buying all that cheap real estate goes better for them than it did for the Japanese.

What I love about these idiots Putin conspiracies is they always make Putin sound like some lame troll. Oh no, a House Speaker election? Ads on Facebook targeting Hillary supporters? E-mails from shitty party hacks? Having everyone make fun of him online? Manipulating the follower counts of weirdo shut-ins? He's brought the entire country to its knees!!!!

Just a boring thread, not worth going through. EDIT: these two massive errors made me laugh

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I'd ask the Shah about if he was installed or restored, Patirck. But he died and never enjoyed prison.
 
Hope buying all that cheap real estate goes better for them than it did for the Japanese.

What I love about these idiots Putin conspiracies is they always make Putin sound like some lame troll. Oh no, a House Speaker election? Ads on Facebook targeting Hillary supporters? E-mails from shitty party hacks? Having everyone make fun of him online? Manipulating the follower counts of weirdo shut-ins? He's brought the entire country to its knees!!!!


I'd ask the Shah about if he was installed or restored, Patirck. But he died and never enjoyed prison.
I heard the Shah was an associate of the Prongay crime family...
 
Why not stop Putin's cyber warfare with a paint balloon? Do have fun, General Fatton.
He prepared his entire arsenal, the joke gum that hurts your finger when you pull one out, the buzzer you wear on your palm that shocks you when you shake hands, you name it, he pulled out all the stops but when he got to the airport every airline told him that he's too fat and poor and smelly to get a ticket to Russia. Evil prevails once more.
 
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