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If there's one thing this world doesn't need it's another Scalfatty.
He needs to be put down is what you're saying?
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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It'd be better for humanity but we'd miss out on laughing at him
Damn, beat me to it. However, gander at this shit:
Of all the fucking contradictions in the god damn universe.
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- Jack Scalfani either shrunk 2 feet or is using a mobility scooter
- Jack likes the 12-inch subs while Tammy eats a 6-incher (Jack thinks bigger is better)
- food gud, A+
- Puppy on thumbnail
(???)
- Jack likes the 12-inch subs while Tammy eats a 6-incher (Jack thinks bigger is better)
- food gud, A+
- Puppy on thumbnail
(???)
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With stupidity being genetic, it wouldn't surprise me if Jr. needs a little lesson on how block A needs to go into hole B first
That or he is impotent due to bad genetics
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It’s so damn hard to understand him, he sounds like foodie beauties ex, Nadar.
Place looks awful. TN bodega? Run by a veteran? God dammit jack this is depressing.
Also loaded the video without checking my volume (thank fuck it wasn’t connected to my car speakers) one day I’ll learn.
ETA: does it make anyone else super uncomfortable when he tells us he loves us at the end of a video? I hate it so much. Lol
Place looks awful. TN bodega? Run by a veteran? God dammit jack this is depressing.
Also loaded the video without checking my volume (thank fuck it wasn’t connected to my car speakers) one day I’ll learn.
ETA: does it make anyone else super uncomfortable when he tells us he loves us at the end of a video? I hate it so much. Lol
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what a bizarre review
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They're all bizarre when you get down to it.
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Oddly, Jack and Tam seem to have fled all the way down 41 past the new fat homestead to the Starbucks in Goodlettsville to have their lunch, I'm amazed they lasted that long. Jack has done a lot of reviews in that area so maybe they were queueing up second lunch and early dinner at a couple of places in their old stuffing grounds.
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He's reviewing gas station food now.
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Watching the latest Fat on the go I thought that hell had frozen over when I saw the 6 inch sub in front of him but turns out everything is right in the universe. Fortunately, it was just a sub misplacement and Mr. Fatty was the one who ordered the 12 inch. There is no way a testosterone-riddled bull like Jack would be okay with his woman out-ordering him at a sub shop. 
And to establish his dominance over her he bit off a huge chunk of her sammich as well.
"We don't eat a lot of bread anymore". Yeah we know you replaced bread with quadruple servings of meat of cheese, Fatty.
And to establish his dominance over her he bit off a huge chunk of her sammich as well."We don't eat a lot of bread anymore". Yeah we know you replaced bread with quadruple servings of meat of cheese, Fatty.
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I just wanna pipe in and say the roids only work if you put in the extra effort. Jr. barely puts in the effort at all.
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What's with the puppy in the thumbnail? Did Hope finally run away?
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IIRC there was this study where they gave couch potatoes roids and compared them to couch potatoes who did nothing at all and couch potatoes they forced to go to the gym. At the end of the study the guys who got testosterone had the most gain in lean muscle over the other control groups. It's controversial but I do think it might help him have arms that look less like that of a menopausal lady with thyroid issues. Of course, using testosterone will make it harder to "practice" and "study for the test" since it also ramps down sperm production.
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Jack would give an A+ to anything that gives him a shit load of meat.
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Can you imagine if Tammy Jr. actually got pregnant? She's already eating way more than she needs to sustain herself plus grow triplets. Give her the "I'm eating for two!" excuse and she could potentially become the biggest Scalfani and Challenge Tammy for the Sr. crown. Then Jack Jr. needs to take Jack Sr. to the ground and choke him to death to usurp that crown too and we'd have new masters of the Scalfani clan.
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Not the first time he did so.
He's a huge fan of Buc-ee's and there was another place they went where supposedly they had... I want to say tacos but they were closed.
The sandwiches looked decent enough. But then remember Jagoff Scalfatty is the same guy that gave a glowing review to a fucking Subway of all places.
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Did Jack mini-stroke again? His left half seems like it was moving less in the intro.