Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

Got a short Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep stream.
I'll try to upload both this and the previous stream recordings tonight.
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Also happy 1500 pages!

ETA: Got lazy. Will do it tomorrow probably.
 
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This post just makes me mad, how is she this stupid. How is she going to claim to be an indigenous Canadian woman and not give 2 shits about someone refusing to respect cultural differences. God forbid anyone has to think of things outside of their own cultural bubble for once instead of just, you know, reading/consuming something else.

Lily if I colored Aliana white and changed her name to Susan because it 'makes me more comfortable' you'd have a fit and call me a Nazi. You can argue it's just a name change if you want but the OP was clearly reading a book about some sort of Slavic family through an American/British lens. The characters were probably already white but instead of being in Poland or Russia, OP probably read the entire book after the name change as if the characters were American/English and that's the problem both Batka and Kneedeepincynade were pointing out. The fact that shes (willfully or not) ignorant to that should be shocking to her fans.

TLDR:
Lily: let people enjoy things however they want
Lily if/when people actually enjoy things however they want: 😡

lily hates other cultures so much she just posted in favor of misnaming people lol

cant wait for people to start deadnaming her because its easier
 
Happy 1500 pages.
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This whole thing about how she doesn't care who Courtney is falling out with reads as:


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Lily you don't have ghostwriting clients, you're just in the angry phase of your "breakup" with your sister, stop it. She'll never love you. Ever.
This burning pokemon cards shouldn't have been anything noteworthy. But would you listen to Courtney speak about it. Like their some sort of mob boss at 13.
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In other non sister related news.
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Money is tight for her right now. She's hoping her new SU video will be a hit.

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Happy 1500 pages.
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Lily you don't have ghostwriting clients, you're just in the angry phase of your "breakup" with your sister, stop it. She'll never love you. Ever.
This burning pokemon cards shouldn't have been anything noteworthy. But would you listen to Courtney speak about it. Like their some sort of mob boss at 13.
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In other non sister related news.
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Money is tight for her right now. She's hoping her new SU video will be a hit.

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her calling hbomberguy "hbomb" feels like she's his friend, it's weird and parasocial
 
Happy 1500 pages.
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Lily you don't have ghostwriting clients, you're just in the angry phase of your "breakup" with your sister, stop it. She'll never love you. Ever.
This burning pokemon cards shouldn't have been anything noteworthy. But would you listen to Courtney speak about it. Like their some sort of mob boss at 13.
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Is...Lily trying to argue that Steven Universe is so bad, defending the show would be like pretending it's Citizen Kane when it's comparable to the Room?

It plays on a constant assertion that the show is so bad, all of her critic's who responded to her video are only attacking her character and nitpicking for the sake of it, and have nothing good to say about the show, including her latest critic, Hiding in Private.

Coincidentally, just earlier today, Hiding did make a follow up video defending Steven Universe, and directly addresses the crux of some of Lily's biggest points in her own video


Hiding's comments on basic media literacy especially addresses just why Lily’s style of criticism is so fundamentally flawed in the first place (22:20-23:50)

I'm not aware just how far Lily is in her own video, but her current approach and admiration for HBomberguy's fast paced style of criticism is absolutely not going to work as a response to Hiding's video, who has more videos to upload defending the show.

Even as a desperate clout bid to capitalize on Steven Universe's 10 year anniversary, any video she makes as is will be blown out of the water. And judging by my prediction of her Pokémon video only getting below 70k views is right on the money, I feel good betting on this new video not doing well.
 
Whether you like the show or not, it's funny to see how much her original rant (and it is a rant, I refuse to call it an actual review) has come to define Lily and how the franchise has essentially become an anchor around her neck. There's a reason that the farms drills in the fact that a-logging is a bad idea. There's a fine line between ridicule and obsession and Lily stepped over that line a long time ago.
 
Whether you like the show or not, it's funny to see how much her original rant (and it is a rant, I refuse to call it an actual review) has come to define Lily and how the franchise has essentially become an anchor around her neck. There's a reason that the farms drills in the fact that a-logging is a bad idea. There's a fine line between ridicule and obsession and Lily stepped over that line a long time ago.

An anchor around her neck is such an apt analogy for Lily; it's an anchor that both ties her reputation to this show, and an anchor that has her stuck mentally and physically to the same dingy apartment for years.

Even the original A-Log, Anthony LoGatto, learned to take the L and move on. Lily knows this next video is her one hail mary push for relevancy, and she still refuses to take a different review approach, one she's clearly never going to be ready for as Hiding has multiple videos in the making.

Lily is going to let that anchor snap her neck before admitting any accountability for her declining situation.
 
Whether you like the show or not, it's funny to see how much her original rant (and it is a rant, I refuse to call it an actual review) has come to define Lily and how the franchise has essentially become an anchor around her neck. There's a reason that the farms drills in the fact that a-logging is a bad idea. There's a fine line between ridicule and obsession and Lily stepped over that line a long time ago.

Peet has never shown restraint on stuff that would assist the channel, and get people talking. But we are not at a time when the standard that video essays, and even rants standards are raised. Peet is too incompetent to keep up, and too lazy to innovate. So it doesn't surprise me this video is the last chance to salvage the channel. We know it's going to fail because again, all the channel's mistakes are nobodies but Peet's . And more so how much the asshole refuses to learn.
 
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What could she be saying? Have fun everyone.
We can't see what her other hand's doing. There could be aaaanything on the monitor.
Custer's revenge
Rapelay
Lots and lots of Gardevoir porn.

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She's so mad that her audience has a backbone. But remember most of them are "18-54"

I will return soon when I have finished what I set out to do for the big 15 hundo pages. It's getting more difficult to make content at the moment, but that hasn't deterred me before.

ETA: Pokemon video is rapidly plateauing, on to the next disappointment.
 
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I hope she’s not too skint to fly Mikay out for their 2nd year anniversary on Oct 23rd. It would make her mental state and these kind of posts worse.
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Through her watching Spy X Family Season 2 we learn her back is giving her gyp, and is requiring the use of a cane. She relates to the character Yor.
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Mikay has a mobility aid she's left at our girls apartment. Granted we have never seen her walk, besides her little appearance in the Peet's Halloween fling where she walked unassisted. If it's something dumb like a cane to cosplay V from DMC or something I wouldn't be surprised.

Considering the use of Vergil's theme here and elsewhere:
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An hour of nothing. She just fights a KH superboss and makes no jokes.
 
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Excuse the double post she's in a mood.

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She also dumped out another short that will weigh her channel down

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The reason you love your wife is that she doesn't do whatever is that she wasn't doing anyway and it doesn't affect her at all, but she still performative about it?

Before it was the way Liliana steals her jokes and now it's the how she doesn't do something.

I know Mikaila is trying to be cute, but this is just cringy dialogue for highschool sweethearts. You're both 30 or very close to it. This is just embarassing for both of you.
 
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:drink:Happy Second Year Anniversary to Lily and Mikay Turkleson. :drink:

She did not fly her up there. She just made more DMC edits.
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Worked just fine.
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Mazel Tov.

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This is why you can't reason with a fanatic. They have to feel the pain for themselves. It's the only way to snap them out of it.
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replying off of her rebuking the school shooter story
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Courtney lost her job at KFC. Is asking for donations

ETA: whatever this is. She's upset on her anniversary.

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Mazel Tov.
Man, this is depressing to read. Jerry's relationships are always stupidly shallow with obviously fake affection, but sometimes it still hits you how unhealthy that marriage is. This is their ANNIVERSARY, the big important event everyone talks about, and their method of celebration is to send each other shitty anime edits on a public tumblr, across a country border because they live 1000km away from each other. There's nothing personally meaningful about any of their interactions. In fact, I'm pretty sure they barely recognize each other's real face, because all their conversations are in discord calls and all their memes are with their anime OCs.

This is the sort of behavior I'd expect to see in a couple planning a divorce. But no, this is just how they always live. I have no idea why they haven't moved in together yet, seeing as they're clearly toeing the poverty line you'd think they couldn't afford two rents. But no, we're stuck seeing someone's anniversary present be a fucking anime meme edit, and it's recieved well.
 
Man, this is depressing to read. Jerry's relationships are always stupidly shallow with obviously fake affection, but sometimes it still hits you how unhealthy that marriage is.
It's all performative. They're two men, acting out a fantasy of the way they think lesbians behave, purely for public consumption. Guarantee they don't act like this in private.
 
This is their ANNIVERSARY, the big important event everyone talks about, and their method of celebration is to send each other shitty anime edits on a public tumblr, across a country border because they live 1000km away from each other. There's nothing personally meaningful about any of their interactions.
Yeah they still talk like tumblr accounts that follow one another.

I'm assuming that this is their public anniversary gift and they actually did something meaningful in private. I hope to god at least. I don't know if this sham discord marriage is going to last another year. Especially since Lily is constantly hunting for auxiliary girlfriends to have phone sex with. But hey, she made a dmc edit for Mikail, and that's what really matters.
Guarantee they don't act like this in private.
For damn sure they don't.

Listen to the language there. Again. She's signaling that she's displeased in order to make Mikail scared.
 
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