"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Show us a picture of your pizza so we can criticize it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen what kinda eurogoyslop on a bread disk you eat.

Also let us Vote for which country/state you should move to next.
I say go to Alaska
 
I thought this meant she was going to make like a bear sculpture from it, but actually it's being used to make beer, which is a lot less impressive and maybe even more disgusting.
Oh fuck lol thanks for noticing that, must've been a mishap on the thought to muscle memory connection there.
 
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get your requests in because i don't know of that much
little whitepill for jawsh and the chyat
TLDR: immigration got so bad in sweden that they voted for a far right party that plans to deport any migrant who earns under $2000 per month give or take. I'm thinking based.

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Sweden's parliament has voted through a new bill empowering the government to increase the minimum salary for a work permit. This is what we know so far.
What is the new bill and where does it come from?
The new bill, called "A higher subsistence requirement for labour migrants" (Ett höjt försörjningskrav för arbetskraftsinvandrare), was formally proposed by the former Social Democrat government on September 6th after discussions in the social insurance committee.

The bill empowers the government to raise the maintenance requirement for work permit applicants from outside the EU, the Nordic countries and Switzerland above the current 13,000 kronor a month.
The bill does not specifically state how much higher the maintenance requirement should be, or propose a date for when the changes should come into force.

How high is the new maintenance threshold likely to be?
It's not yet clear. However, the government may choose to follow the Tidö Agreement through which the far-right Sweden Democrats and the three government parties (the Moderates, Christian Democrats and Liberals) agreed to back Moderate leader Ulf Kristersson as prime minister.
In this agreement the parties agreed to set the minimum salary for work permits to be awarded at the median salary in Sweden, which is about 33,000 kronor a month.
And the Maine shooter who straight up vanished at a boat launch. I'd love to hear some schizo theories.
 
I just realised that since Dong Gone watches MATI, it's very likely that he's been forced to sit and listen to the /o/ fat farting pizza dragon superchats
just like the nz police officer who had to register to the site during chch so had to sit through Alex Jones singing about turning the frickin frogs gay to pass the captcha
 
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Don’t let ungrateful babies ruin your resolve to keep the site up. The need for sneed is eternal.
 
As Josh seems to have lost the Halloween News Hamster (RIP) . . .
Here's the lot I made for spooky month:
MATI NEWS - Spooky Ghost.gifMATI NEWS - Spooky Grim Reaper.gifMATI NEWS - Spooky Witch.gifMATI NEWS - Spooky Carnivorous Plant.gifMATI NEWS - Spooky Devil.gifMATI NEWS - Spooky Robot.gifMATI NEWS - Spooky Vampire.gifMATI NEWS - Spooky Voodoo Priest.gifMATI NEWS - Spooky Mummy.gif
 
apologies to the news hamster but I was bored and intoxicated while watching the last livestream and drew up a rekieta hamsterView attachment 5445476
Here's a version that's somewhat patched up to be actually used for MATI. As in adjusted to be placed in the bottom left corner of a 16:9 OBS workspace with transparency. Retard.
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+1 on this because Jersh seems to mumble more and get faster and faster lately
He said on the most previous stream that he's going to deliberately go through the streams and the content faster because he's been busy between streams and can't do 3-4 hours streams right now.
 
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