Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 146 39.2%

  • Total voters
    372
I hate to admit it but Kino Casino has been pulling more than their weight (Ashton fat joke here) for the sektur as of late. I used to hate their show with a passion but some of their recent work has shown some promise.

We live in a timeline where Andy and Ashton get to dig into the once highly regarded Rekieta and deliver genuinely entertaining criticism and commentary. You hate to see it, folks.
I wonder if Rekieta will start bitching about the Kino Casino, or if he fears the Big Dawg too much.

No matter what happens going forward, PPP secured himself Sektur Immortality by branding Dick Masterson as "Diddler Dax".
 
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I wonder if Rekieta will start bitching about the Kino Casino, or if he fears the Big Dawg too much.

No matter what happens going forward, PPP secured himself Sektur Immortality by branding Dick Masterson as "Diddler Dax".
PPP already big dawged daddy Dax and Balldoman once, I don't know if Racket's anus could handle a round two.
 
I wonder if Rekieta will start bitching about the Kino Casino, or if he fears the Big Dawg too much.
PPP and Warski said they got a "shower call" a while back. It was back when they were covering his initial decent into degeneracy.

They're normally off the beaten path, but with Elissa clipping them, he might be compelled. I mean, they're arguably smaller than Null and July, and Nick has no issues going after them...
 
What a difference a year makes.
Yeah, it use to be about being best friends and now it's generally about how hot she is.
Regarding the photos, the other noticeable thing is that he used to post pics with Kayla and say how much she means to him. Between Juju’s influence and his own descent into degeneracy, that’s a thing of the past.
He still comments on how hot she is, etc. It's all just part of his schtick atp.

The conversation about mutual weight loss should probably be considered in concert with Nick's general spiral into degeneracy.

- I still can't decide which one of them precipitated it, nor can this thread if one scrolls through historical posts. I'm leaning into Kayla.

- Aside from the graphic language, Nick's rant about her post-pregnancy body was meh to me. Many mothers will drunkenly say the same. He was likely mimicking words she said in a quest for him to fund $30K+ for a mommy lift (or whatever). The problem is that it was not his place to publicly speak about her body like that. That's just basic marital respect.

My questions:
  • Was he chasing her weight loss and return to "sexiness"?
  • Or, was she chasing his marketability as he flirted ad nausium with Sally78 and Mandy?
Nick and Kayla are overly concerned with outside validation. Kayla gets some allowance on that front. Visuals are more important for women and she's a theater girl/cheerleader. Meanwhile, he wants constant validation from his audience.

Anyway, the Rumble contract was the degeneracy main course following the Locals appetizer. It's a mini lesson in fame, I suppose. He's now a C or D list streamer, after a hopeful start, and riding on culty loyalists who are dwindling.

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mutual weight loss
Nick didn’t really have weight to lose. He looks sick (and he is, in the head at least). Forget Kayla’s body; how the hell does she get wet for a man with stick legs and Unabomber hygiene? Maybe she turned to Hedonism and black bulls out of desperation to get some kind of sexual gratification that involved her husband at least tangentially.

Remember, Nick: We wouldn’t know any details about these extremely personal matters if you hadn’t been hell-bent on publicizing your degeneracy. If you’re so “interested in male/female relationships” maybe go back to school and train as a marriage counselor. Lol jk you’re long past being able to handle adult responsibilities and schedules.
 
Nick didn’t really have weight to lose. He looks sick (and he is, in the head at least). Forget Kayla’s body; how the hell does she get wet for a man with stick legs and Unabomber hygiene
Tbh he’s got the typical 30s body. The never lifted a weight but jokes about 12oz curls kind of body. This awful blend of not quite fat but definitely not muscular. If he was practicing law at a firm I can see him becoming a cyclist with the full get up and smug attitude everyone hates while endlessly bitching about how he has the right away. His ego is perfect for that.
 
I wonder if Rekieta will start bitching about the Kino Casino, or if he fears the Big Dawg too much.

No matter what happens going forward, PPP secured himself Sektur Immortality by branding Dick Masterson as "Diddler Dax".
I'd guess it is beneath his notice but I could be wrong. If there is money to be made he'll address it, but remember guys he HATES DRAMA AND DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

I still can't get through a full stream of dumb and dumber but the clip channel is tolerable.
 
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Tbh he’s got the typical 30s body.
Where I’m from, scrawny guys are outliers and are correctly made fun of for not bothering to gain an ounce of muscle over the course of their lives. Nick wasn’t buff before but he didn’t look seriously ill as he has recently. I hope it’s nothing minor.

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It's getting really hard to not root for the ruination of Nicky. Have another drink Nick, the rants are fucking hilarious.
Especially loving the alcohol-induced rants in front of the kitchen where he digs his Per Se Defamation hole deeper by doubling down on Monty and/or misrepresenting why the lawsuit was started to begin with.

It's far too late to go back now, losing the lawsuit and drowning your sorrows in alcohol and coom is the future you chose, Nicky.
 
Have another drink Nick, the rants are fucking hilarious.
Don't worry, just take another glass of whiskey, whiskey will never let you down.

With his self diagnosed oppositional defiant disorder, this may be the best chance of getting him to actually stop drinking. He has no desire to be a respectable member of his church or community and with how much he complains about the kids, I don't think being a good father and role model is motivation enough for him to quit either.
 
I don’t regularly follow those FNT fags so I didn’t know about that stuff. But I can understand Eric’s perspective. Normal people don’t do guilt by association shit because it’s hella gay. That’s what retards on Twitter do. So I can understand him telling his buddies it’s cool if they want to stay being nice with Balldo so long as that shit doesn’t affect their friendship or the drama bleeds into their circle. A normal sane person response.

And he would look like a fag to anyone saying “if you aren’t with me you are against me” shit and everyone would make fun of him for it.

That being said I would draw the line somewhere still. Rackets is just going down the drain and it will drag anyone who hitches to the nose will go down with him.

At some point you have to decide to cut your losses or go down with the Balldo ship.

I fully speculate that Nerdrotic (Gary) has totally Iced Nick from any appearance with him. If his ex-addict status stories are true, then he would be the kind of guy to cut something toxic out of their life in an instant and not look back.
 
It's wild how much better the year old picture of Kayla is than the current one. She looks healthy! Now she just looks like some bar skank that would suck you off if you bought her a gin and tonic.
It'll be interesting to see what the two of them look like in a year. Will they look even worse? Will they rebound? Exciting times in the griftoverse.
 
I don’t regularly follow those FNT fags so I didn’t know about that stuff. But I can understand Eric’s perspective. Normal people don’t do guilt by association shit because it’s hella gay. That’s what retards on Twitter do. So I can understand him telling his buddies it’s cool if they want to stay being nice with Balldo so long as that shit doesn’t affect their friendship or the drama bleeds into their circle. A normal sane person response.

And he would look like a fag to anyone saying “if you aren’t with me you are against me” shit and everyone would make fun of him for it.

That being said I would draw the line somewhere still. Rackets is just going down the drain and it will drag anyone who hitches to the nose will go down with him.

At some point you have to decide to cut your losses or go down with the Balldo ship.
I think the line should be drawn somewhere at Nick's defense of grave desecration. Outside of the internet, those are "Imma kill that nigga" words.
 
she's a theater girl/cheerleader
No she's not. She was. She's currently a middle aged mother of five. She's not been those things longer than she was those things several times over.

My 65 year old dad was a linebacker in highschool, I would never say "well being perceived as bigly stronk is important to him, he's a linebacker after all."
 
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