Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I would feel bad for anyone with this little counter space, but not Chantal. She might have more if she put shit away, under the sink.
She made this bed, she can sleep in it.
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Why do fat people love pickles? I like pickles, but I'm not fat and I don't eat a plate of them.
After you've eaten a bunch of greasy food, the acidity of pickles makes them sort of a palate cleanser. Acidic fruit such as orange, pineapple, or even tomato does the same thing, cutting through the film of grease in your mouth when it gets too gross.

And yeah, she probably justifies eating a lot of them because they have negligible calories.

Do fats consider calories though?
I've done enough hoarder-house cleanouts to know that, along with garbage, dead pets, rusting cans of food, and old newspapers, hoarders also buy and hoard large quantities of cleaning supplies. Sure, every surface may be covered in flypecks, roach droppings, mold spores, dust, rotting food, and animal piss and shit, but you never have to bring your own cleaning products—just a shitton of big garbage bags (the one thing they rarely seem to have). Start clearing out the kitchen, and you'll quickly come across a buried cache of some combination of 409 or Simple Green spray cleaner, Windex, bleach, Pine-Sol, and scrubby sponges, all still untouched in the original Walmart bag they were brought home in. It will not be the first such cache you find, and if you're a pro house cleaner, one hoarder house can yield you hundreds, if not thousands of dollars in unused supplies.

Deathfats occasionally engage in calorie-cutting tricks (such as stuffing themselves with pickles, or bulking out their meal of cheese, croutons, and dressing with lots of chopped lettuce) the same way hoarders go shopping for cleaning supplies. It's not going to make any goddamned difference at all, but the fantasy that, this time, it just might is too potent for them to ignore.
 
Holy crap. The fat retarded Ina Garden clone is too fucking lazy to actually peel off the sticker on her pot, bc ofcourse she is. She is how ever panting through the workout, that is stirring the pot.
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Not just that…clock the power cord running across the back of the sink over the faucets. Both these two are absolute morons. I realise her appliances are on the bench away from where the electrical outlet is, but it would be safer to run the cord over the floor than above the sink, and unplug it when not using the appliances. Better still would be to secure the extension lead to the cupboard kick boards and up the back of the end cupboard so it’s not a trip hazard using the command cord carriers. I guess safety is too much effort even when it comes to being able to stuff her face.

From what we’ve seen of the three fart boxes they’ve lived in so far, I gather electrical compliance is not a thing in rich, cheap/free electricity tax-free Kuwait.

I would feel bad for anyone with this little counter space, but not Chantal.
I probably have about the same amount of benchtop space as she does, but it’s easily managed by putting appliances away when not in use, and cleaning up as I go about meal prep. While I did initially see it as a drawback when I moved into this house, it’s actually worked out well by ensuring my kitchen is always clean with no clutter on benchtops and dirty dishes always washed soon after use. Not our Chantal though, who couldn’t even manage with the ample bench space she had in the luxury villa.
 
I just realized that salad is the only person in her life she hasn’t given a nick name to, I’m not sure her sister has one but it serves to prove my point, she only gives them to important people in her life.
"Babe" or "Handshmimist man" would be them, though unlike others in her past, she does not refer to him directly with those names all of the time. She barely ever ever called peetz, james and bibi malan, but she does call salad, salah more often then she calls him handshumist mahn, or babe, unless she is calling for him, babe is used way more often.
 
I just realized that salad is the only person in her life she hasn’t given a nick name to, I’m not sure her sister has one but it serves to prove my point, she only gives them to important people in her life.
IIRC she was asked about that in the early days, and her response was it was disrespectful to call him other than his given name. It was around the time that the Salad nickname started. If it was disrespectful for her audience to call him by other than his given name, then she couldn’t do it either.

ETA: That fish concoction really did look like vomit. She should have dished up the other serving (being more careful with the fish fillet) and presented that to the camera. The only reason she didn’t was probably because the whole meal was for her while Salah threw some Dino-nuggets into the air fryer.
 
Her hump is becoming impressive. Her neck has totally disappeared and when she is upright her head seems to hover with her ears level with her shoulders.

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She can’t close the buttons at the bottom of this shirt. Her arms look like she has been making huge gainz at the gym. Sadly the buttons are loose at the bust.

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I’ll never get over her size from the side.

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LEMON CREAM BAKED FISH AND RICE RECIPE FOR LAZY PEOPLE LIKE ME!​

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She'll have to find an even lazier recipe. This one has about six ingredients and she misses two (forgets carrots, garlic is too old to use).

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She tried to do what she does with her spoon when eating - get everything on it at once, lol.
I honestly almost feel bad for her. This is as primitive cooking as it gets, she clearly puts in some effort and still manages to mess up.
Hope Sally didn't want any of that disgusting curdled "cream sauce"......

Between her panting and snorking snot back non-stop I doubt he felt much like eaiting; too busy STEALING CONTENT anyway.
 
Here are two things I’d like to know-

1. What the hell happened to the Beezer Spray company? She doesn’t even mention it, or ask did her fans like their orders. I know that Alaa guy said Salah is out of the business, but isn‘t it odd she’s just acting like it never was a thing?

2. What happened to the boil that would need a nurse to repack every other day to heal? It’s almost as if she made it up to put a stop to having to visit attractions once she was fed up of putting on a show in Thailand, like we assumed all along.
 
Here are two things I’d like to know-

1. What the hell happened to the Beezer Spray company? She doesn’t even mention it, or ask did her fans like their orders. I know that Alaa guy said Salah is out of the business, but isn‘t it odd she’s just acting like it never was a thing?

2. What happened to the boil that would need a nurse to repack every other day to heal? It’s almost as if she made it up to put a stop to having to visit attractions once she was fed up of putting on a show in Thailand, like we assumed all along.
We all know the answer...
 
I've never seen so many posts in such a short time from people claiming she has become too boring to watch. I've muttered the same thing myself.

But why? What is causing this? She used to fascinate, but the fascination is gone. What happened?
I enjoyed the raw, mask off, unfiltered rage filled eat beast being herself, two middle fingers up, giving zero fucks about anyone or anything other than going after what she wanted. Most people can't get away with that, know they can't, and won't try, or if they do try, they don't broadcast it for a live audience to watch. Her livestream era reminded me of good old white trash TV and it was wonderful.

Now she's a fake bitch cosplaying as a Muslim in boring clothes that don't fit (as opposed to the colorful multi-shaped clothes that didn't fit), with the most boring possible sidekick she could find. It sucks.
 
For comparison, here's that plaid shirt when she bought it as part of a haul of ugly, ill-fitting tarps in July:

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She already was on the verge of outfatting it, but she could button it all the way without apparent straining, and still had plenty of room for her arms. Now, she not only can't fasten the bottom buttons, but her upper arms are putting incredible strain on the sleeves, and her forearms are also noticeably larger.
 

LEMON CREAM BAKED FISH AND RICE RECIPE FOR LAZY PEOPLE LIKE ME!​

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She'll have to find an even lazier recipe. This one has about six ingredients and she misses two (forgets carrots, garlic is too old to use).

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She tried to do what she does with her spoon when eating - get everything on it at once, lol.
I honestly almost feel bad for her. This is as primitive cooking as it gets, she clearly puts in some effort and still manages to mess up.
Not everything has to be saturated in butter, cream and oil. She didn't even say what kind of fish this was. Her taste buds must be gone at this point. Most people buy certain species of fish because they enjoy the flavor. Salmon, cod, catfish, tilapia they all have their own textures, flavor profiles and nutrition. Her cooking proves she doesn't like food, she likes eating.
 
I would feel bad for anyone with this little counter space, but not Chantal. She might have more if she put shit away, under the sink.
She made this bed, she can sleep in it.
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All the different (fake) woodgrain in her kitchen gives me a headache.
What happened to the boil
I don't doubt at all that she had/has a boil. I'd be shocked if she didn't have one or two more or less constantly. But she probably exaggerated needing it packed and stuff because she thought it would be a good story (narrator voice: she was wrong).

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I bet we never see this dish again. No way she's scrubbing the baked on sauce off the pan. I bet she lets it sit for a good week first, though. Really let it smell up the place with a new rank odor.
 
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