Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 25.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 17.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 142 38.9%
  • Total voters
    365
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Do you guys like my Nick Rekieta Halloween costume?
 
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Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
I don't know what you're talking about. All men are gay; clearly. I'm sure he's not talking about his own experience of course. No, it's all men who are gay.
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Did he just make an impassioned defence of men wearing short shorts? Yes, but he was clear that they're not gay. Yet in spite of them not being gay to wear, it is also true that all men are gay, even the ones who are not gay for wearing the short shorts. Except him. He's straight. The one who wears short shorts. If you don't get it, I don't know what else to say.
 
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From Elissa's "Nick's Brilliant New Idea" clip.

It's the most circumstantial, hearsay-iest of hearsay unsubstantiated claims.

But one of Nick's Cynthia vintage former fans claims that TwitterisCancer is personally feeding documentation of Nick's statements to Schneider's team directly.
 
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Mordecai 3 Finger Brown said:
But one of Nick's Cynthia vintage former fans claims that TwitterisCancer is personally feeding documentation of Nick's statements to Schneider's team directly.
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That would be gay.

Almost as gay as some of Cyrax and Chris' trolls.

Honestly, if they could stomach the autism, the barristers could gain so much oppo research here without some faggot touching the cow.
 
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Anticipointment said:
Perry died in hot tub…struggled with addiction, especially alcohol… maybe instead of trying to come up with the edgiest, most offensive tweet, Nick should be pondering his own life’s choices.
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Well they say celebrities go in threes.

He has been super smashed in some of those hot tub screens soooo...
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
That would be gay.

Almost as gay as some of Cyrax and Chris' trolls.

Honestly, if they could stomach the autism, the barristers could gain so much oppo research here without some faggot touching the cow.
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From the same clip's comment section


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One could infer that TiC knows this from direct communication.

As always, taken with a grain of salt.
 
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Anticipointment said:
Perry died in hot tub…struggled with addiction, especially alcohol… maybe instead of trying to come up with the edgiest, most offensive tweet, Nick should be pondering his own life’s choices.
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The man lacks so much self-awareness, it almost seems like he doesn't know who the hell he is. Makes sense given how much alcohol he consumes and how braindead it's made him, I guess.
 
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We've all heard your comedy stylings already. We could piece together what great material you're holding back.

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"So, I don't know if you faggots have been reading uhhh, TMZ and that stuff. And they're reporting it in more than just TMZ, but like, Chandler from that show Friends has died! And that's not even the funniest part!" Mild crowd jeering.

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"Oh, lighten up! You motherfuckers are all, uhh... yeah, l-like. Anyways, the guy was on one TV show fucking 30 years ago and you guys, you all act like your actual 'Friends' just died!" Pantomimes quotation marks with one hand. "And it's like, uhm, yeah you look at uh, celebrities and you develop these parasocial relationships with them and it's creepy!"
 
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The Yellow Dart said:
We've all heard your comedy stylings already. We could piece together what great material you're holding back.

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"So, I don't know if you faggots have been reading uhhh, TMZ and that stuff. And they're reporting it in more than just TMZ, but like, Chandler from that show Friends has died! And that's not even the funniest part!" Mild crowd jeering.

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"Oh, lighten up! You motherfuckers are all, uhh... yeah, l-like. Anyways, the guy was on one TV show fucking 30 years ago and you guys, you all act like your actual 'Friends' just died!" Pantomimes quotation marks with one hand. "And it's like, uhm, yeah you look at uh, celebrities and you develop these parasocial relationships with them and it's creepy!"
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"What's the deal with my lowering viewer count, why are they leaving..WHO are these people"
 
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