"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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I've been rewatching the Photon streams and on top of the actual Photon content, Jim reading the superchat that went 'Jim you whiskey-dicked potato-fucker, I thought you'd stopped the morning streams due to your worsening syphilis' made me fucking bust out laughing. Comfy shit, I miss it
 
I've been rewatching the Photon streams and on top of the actual Photon content, Jim reading the superchat that went 'Jim you whiskey-dicked potato-fucker, I thought you'd stopped the morning streams due to your worsening syphilis' made me fucking bust out laughing. Comfy shit, I miss it
The Sped Dating and Shyboys documentary ones are mine, just fucking hilarious. And makes me glad to not have any relationship issues.

 
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Pretty cool. When KOP gives up on damage control he can sperg out at this picture.

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I remember going through some of Jim's archived streams in search of background noise about a month ago and stumbling upon the one where he pokes fun at Queen of Poles drunkenly lusting after a guy's cock and begging for dick pics.

"SHGGHL... JUSHT SEND ME A COCK! I know you have a dick pic, bro!"

I distinctly remember thinking to myself "hey, this guy has probably cleaned up his act and gotten his life together since then."

LOL
 
Will Jade use his skeleton for next years Halloween decorations?

Yes I know he's getting cremated so that Jim potatoes can be grown
 
I've been rewatching the Photon streams and on top of the actual Photon content, Jim reading the superchat that went 'Jim you whiskey-dicked potato-fucker, I thought you'd stopped the morning streams due to your worsening syphilis' made me fucking bust out laughing. Comfy shit, I miss it
Photon streams were definitely top notch. Shame he didn't go thru all the episodes, and the last stream with David Stay was definitely a doozy.
The Sped Dating and Shyboys documentary ones are mine, just fucking hilarious. And makes me glad to not have any relationship issues.

Those were pretty good. There is quite a bit of content to look back on, personally I'm watching his early 2019 streams where he is looking into speedrunners(including everyone's favorite Chibi)
I remember going through some of Jim's archived streams in search of background noise about a month ago and stumbling upon the one where he pokes fun at Queen of Poles drunkenly lusting after a guy's cock and begging for dick pics.

"SHGGHL... JUSHT SEND ME A COCK! I know you have a dick pic, bro!"

I distinctly remember thinking to myself "hey, this guy has probably cleaned up his act and gotten his life together since then."

LOL
That was a legendary segment, Queen of pole admitted it actually made him cry, too
 
His hat sales must be doing well if he can hold a raffle like that. Lord knows Switch games ain't cheap.

Also stay mad Bryan. While Jim's making sure kids on his block have a Halloween they'll be bragging about for years, the only thing you're giving is a dilator to the troon you cheated on your pregnant wife with.
 
Despite Rekeita and Masterson begging for daddy Jim to approve their recent autism, Jim has not commented or acknowledged them.
Probably for the best. Judging at how they seethe at Null, they'd probably spend the next six months begging for his attention if he so much as laughed at a 15 second clip of their antics. I can't even blame him for not wanting to get involved, it must be such a drag to be wrapped up in this shit, doubly so when you're no longer streaming and making money off it.
 
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