Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.9%

  • Total voters
    352
Hope you're having a fantastic Saucy Sunday, Nick! When those lazy weekends hit, but you're stuck driving around and building your brand on Twitter, don't forget to top off afterwards with a stiff one 8)

Forget "happy hour," why not make it a happy day? Turn that frown upside down and stuff it down with some brown :semperfidelis:
 
Shit like his take on Cuties and defending Vito's pedophilia makes me glad he's drinking himself to an early grave. Just speed things up Nick and wrap your car around a tree already.
I’ll just add that I hope he kills only himself and not his kids when he does this. Driving drunk with children in the car is a hard line for me and he’ll never address it because he fucking outed himself for doing it on his own stream. There’s nothing to deny.

Nick Rekieta loves alcohol more than his children and will never, ever be able to stop drinking.
 
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Honestly, the Rekieta Question (when did the mask slip off / when did the balldo slide on) should probably get added to the OP, it gets asked about every week. I don't know there's a consensus, but the major tipping points at least.

Newfag's question was when the thread soured on Nick and not when Nick himself took his heel turn.

But no one mentioned Nick's much-debated-&-speculated "worst day of his life" on stream announcement that remains unconfirmed. Which IIRC, @Geared Chris recently reviewed as somewhere close to May 28th, 2022. Right around the conclusion of the Depp trial and the official start of Nick's midlife crisis arc.

It would take until November 2022 for the mask to truly fall off for Nick and for KF to change sides with the Locals lewds and the Nick bottle ass pic.

The delay between May and November is likely in part because Nick tends to disappear for long periods of time over the summer between family road trips, Anime Matsuri and Hedonism II.

Rough sequence of events (not necessarily in chronological order)
- Depp trial wraps up
- Nick announces secret "worst day of his life" and that he is no longer beholden to some oppressor that's been shackling him for two decades
- summer pause for vacations
- Anime Matsuri 2022
- - Nick picks up two YT channel strikes over the summer, one specifically for 9 days preventing him from livestreaming AM '22
- secret Hedonism II trip with stream from hotel room, not doxxed until months later
- Keffals and #DropKiwiFarms arc, Nick supports KF
- debate with Duncan MacLeod, faggot former Pokémon streamer and Keffals defender over Nick's YT ban and his "on the wall" comments re: pedos (this is my personal watershed moment for the last appearance of "old Nick")
- 3rd strike and "permanent" loss of YT channel, presumably due to his f-slurs during the DuncanCan'tDie debate and troon mass flagging
- switch to exclusive Rumble streaming, no longer beholden to YT moderation rules
- Nick starts shilling 24/7 Locals chat hard, drive for 5k memberships with "custom" gift
- groundswell support leads to YT reinstatement, but Nick continues to stream on Rumble exclusively
- growth of Locals subs leads to a new community of winemoms and weirdos dominating his 24/7 chat, different from his past WeebWars and legal content audiences
- user Mandy K posts her infamous catfished grainy aughts boobs on Locals against ToS
- Locals is flooded with winemoms and fags posting their own lewds, including theme days
- Nick & Kayla join in on the "fun" by posting their own bottle-in-ass pics and Kayla's boudoir photos
- Nick's attendance from this past summer at a Jamaican swingers' resort of Hedonism II during black bull week gets outed on KF, partially from a photo Nick posted personally of his & Kayla's bare asses at the resort with the logo cropped out
- when criticized for the new coom arc, Nick says he's just having "fun", calls his old fans & critics "prudes" and tells his old audience to fuck off if they don't like it
- Kayla disappears from streams and Locals after boudoir photo criticism
- signs partial exclusivity deal with Rumble for night streams, starts streaming to YT again for 1st hour(s).
- signs deal with Locals for regular after stream exclusive content
- revenue becomes decoupled from needing to grift for superchats, superchat revenue begins its steady decline
- drinking and coom content on stream increases, legal content plummets
- Camelot becomes a regular compatriot on messy Friday degeneracy streams
- Nick renegs on "freeze peach" absolutist principles, bans high profile paypigs Cynthia and HydroPX from his Locals for "harming his business " & not kissing the ring enough
- Nick covers Alex Murdaugh murder trial as daytime content. Spergs out and rage quits halfway through announcing he hates anything law related, would prefer to be driving to Minneapolis for happy ending massages

Edit: chronology changes as per info from Geared Chris
 
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Btw how does he know this old project of Null's? He claims he never keeps up with any of his 'friends', which seems to be true but he knows all the obscure tidbits of Null that he never even mentions to his audience before in the past 5 years? And they're somehow also inaccurate? Like knowing edgy 15yo null stuff but not know he does have a thread here? Is Dick or Dick's simp army feeding him these? Very ironic cause dick and nick complained about null 'getting the facts wrong'.
I don't think his original tweet was about null, so he probably didn't know details about infinity next until it was brought up here.

Instead of pointing this out, he had to defend his drinking habits because that criticism is clearly hitting a bit close to home
 
I still can't believe he went to "Cuties is fine and Vito and Dick are not pedophiles despite Vito outright calling himself one and saying he is going to rape kids many times on twitter but NULL is the real pedophile" this fucking fast. It's unreal how much the hunger for fame and money corrupts people. Or maybe it really is the Sonichu demon.
“maybe it’s you that’s the (insert accusation about them self that is demonstrably true)” needs to be added as a known symptom of Sonichu demonic possession
 
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@Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown! How long have you been working on that list? Excellent work.

I was recently skimming Elissa's comment section and someone asked this:
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I'm surprised no one has made a comprehensive vid. You've managed to put together the 'script'.

I feel like PepsiMan would be the best suited to undertake something like that, and @elb has most of the content. Let's hope someone puts something together.
 
I know a lot of people soured on Nick after the ass bottle, but I dunno man, I correctly called it at the beginning of Weeb Wars when he referred Vic to a family friend and estate and business attorney instead of an actual fucking defamation and libel attorney. That's when I knew he was a massive piece of shit. Looking back now, I personally would be shocked if Ty didn't pay Nick a finder's fee.


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I've done some digging on the subject, and I think the earliest hint of degeneracy is when the pictures of Nick being stepped on by a woman at whatever faggot anime convention he went to surfaced. I think that was the beginning of the mask slip.
 
I know a lot of people soured on Nick after the ass bottle, but I dunno man, I correctly called it at the beginning of Weeb Wars when he referred Vic to a family friend and estate and business attorney instead of an actual fucking defamation and libel attorney. That's when I knew he was a massive piece of shit. Looking back now, I personally would be shocked if Ty didn't pay Nick a finder's fee.
I could never keep up with the firehose of updates to the Vic lawsuit thread but it would probably be fun to surf the highlights the next time I’m stuck waiting at the DMV, knowing what I know now. Low-T Douchette and the other Lawtwitter louses will always be pieces of shit in my eyes, but their tweets about Nick might be more enjoyable now.

I’d be very surprised if Nick didn’t get a referral fee as that’s par for the course in such matters. But he’ll never tell the truth about it if he did.
 
I don't think his original tweet was about null, so he probably didn't know details about infinity next until it was brought up here.
I don't see what else it could have been about. It doesn't seem to be related to anything in the news and it reminded even me of something Null talked about ages ago.
He even quote-tweeted it with a screenshot of Null's post to make sure everyone connects it.

This is how freaks like Rekiete take stabs at people. He thinks he is so smart that nobody will notice his intentions. I wouldn't be surprised if he lurked the thread to wait for someone to connect his tweet to Null, so he can post it.
The original statement being misleading is normal for this slimy creature. He doesn't need to correct anything, because he never said Null did anything.
He just posted two random things.
Because it's funny!
 
I've done some digging on the subject, and I think the earliest hint of degeneracy is when the pictures of Nick being stepped on by a woman at whatever faggot anime convention he went to surfaced. I think that was the beginning of the mask slip.
Nick had a lot of goodwill on this forum and in this thread, arguably more than anyone save Null. There were always cases of degeneracy and questionable judgment on Nick's part over the years, but it was for the most part overlooked. The bottle up the ass was the thing that couldn't be overlooked and got his thread moved from Multimedia to Internet Famous. All his bullshit in the past was suddenly no longer passed over. Null later gave Rekieta the "pull up" talk but at that point it was already too little too late.
 
Perry died in hot tub…struggled with addiction, especially alcohol… maybe instead of trying to come up with the edgiest, most offensive tweet, Nick should be pondering his own life’s choices.
Hey asshole lay off Nick about drinking. If anything Nick needs right now it’s another drink! Am I right Nick? Pour yourself a glass buddy!
 
Got it. I'm glad people make options for the kids. I was mostly laughing at the name.

Nick seemed to be sad that his kids don't get the door-to-door trick or treating like he had in Lakeville - he referenced Lakeville directly and the Halloweens of his youth.

He seemed weirded out by the parking lot of it all. He told his audience to put a smile on and make the best of it. It's all part of his 'I'm an alien in on the weird planet of rural MN' schtick.

Edit to Add: I just figured out where they go. This is from last year's Halloween. It looks cute!
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Why this bitch look like Rudy Giuliani in a witch costume
 
I don't think his original tweet was about null, so he probably didn't know details about infinity next until it was brought up here.

Instead of pointing this out, he had to defend his drinking habits because that criticism is clearly hitting a bit close to home
No it was definitely about Null. He is absolutely seething about being left on read and now is trying to remember anything that Null has ever told him privately to try and get a hit in. Ofc he has no receipts and Null is smart enough not to share anything of importance with a drunk fool like Rekieta to begin with. Nick just didn't understand that what Null told him about trying to prevent CSAM uploads isn't an admission to being a pedophile who stores CP on his harddrives or whatever he thought hashing meant.

I'm sure he also has some of the many people who don't like Null in his DMs trying to feed him rumors and unsubstantiated bullshit. He can't post any proof cause he doesn't have any. That's why he has to do the whole "What if SOMEONE is doing these things hypothetically?" It's almost like he's doing everything he is accusing KF of doing to him to Null. 🙄 Drunken bald hypocrite that he is.
 
Nick renegs on "freeze peach" absolutist principles, bans high profile paypigs Cynthia and HydroPX from his Locals for "harming his business " & not kissing the ring enough
There was also the demodding of Kalea, hoping @elb (elissaclips) dies and the manipulative “take it to DMs” conversations. A tactic he attempted to use on @Null and appears to be his go to strategy for gaslighting people away from public scrutiny (e.g. Eric July). PerceptionCheck posted screenshots of a long winded discord conversation, whom he considered a “personal friend” even though they only knew each other online. Eerily similar to the type of emotional abuse that goes on within an unhealthy relationship.

(Edited to include information provided by @Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown )
 
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