Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Penrowe said:
I'm just going to toy with the idea for a sec that fatrick isn't developmentally disabled. Is he playing along for the laughs or is he actually so delusional he thinks his childing will win him the respect of anyone?
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Delusional, just like anyone with a Twitter following higher than their IQ score.
 
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RoberT never fails to ruin Fatso's day

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Penrowe said:
I'm just going to toy with the idea for a sec that fatrick isn't developmentally disabled. Is he playing along for the laughs or is he actually so delusional he thinks his childing will win him the respect of anyone?
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He's clearly not literally retarded, like can't-tie-your-own-shoes retarded, but he's not right in the head. He's way past "stubborn" and into something that must have a medical diagnosis.

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Has he been taking blood pressure medication since age 30? :story:
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
Unfortunately I didn't even have to guess that one. It was so fucking stupid I had that shit burned into my mind:
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Since when did aspect ratios make people fat? You are either fat or not and Patrick here is fucking obese. You have no chin or jawline. It's just lard piggy boy. You are so rotund that your nose is looking more and more like a snout. I bet if you walked around a a farm the boars would want fight you because they'd think you're there to steal the sows from them.
 
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Something Awful said:
He's clearly not literally retarded, like can't-tie-your-own-shoes retarded, but he's not right in the head. He's way past "stubborn" and into something that must have a medical diagnosis.

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Has he been taking blood pressure medication since age 30? :story:
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Honestly it wouldn't surprise me with his consumption of local Wisconsin food and the daily dose of 10,000+ calories a day of bottom shelf beer brands.
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Since when did aspect ratios make people fat? You are either fat or not and Patrick here is fucking obese. You have no chin or jawline. It's just lard piggy boy. You are so rotund that your nose is looking more and more like a snout. I bet if you walked around a a farm the boars would want fight you because they'd think you're there to steal the sows from them.
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Lol not even the sows would want to mate with him, it's a miracle that he reproduced at all.

Incels, there is hope for you yet.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
He's a Leftist and probably a Male Feminist, you make it seem like the sows would have a choice.
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Pat isn't a leftist. His hot takes all align with his political views of being a fat, lazy, hedonist.

I can disagree with someone who has different political views that are based on principles, education, and experience, and still have a conversation without agreeing with them.

Pat makes fucking Hasan Piker look educated and principled. Half the time, he invalidates his views from one tweet to the next.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Since when did aspect ratios make people fat? You are either fat or not and Patrick here is fucking obese.
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Pork Squealer probably heard the old "The camera adds 10 lbs" and didn't think anyone would notice if he added a zero. He may also have it confused with the effects of focal length (which could be forgiven, as hogs are so infrequently knowledgeable of technology):
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Thankfully, I have created a Piggy aspect ratio cheatsheet to correct any future errors:
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Pepperonified said:
The diapers are going to prison. Also, "Your life is already over" has been changed to "This is the end of your life"

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Pests making up the most hilarious shit only for Pat to correcT the record wit "thaT did noT occur, stalker" never fails to make me chuckle.
I can't begin to imagine what it must be like to have this guy in your life irl. No wonder he lost all his friends; "those are your delusions again stalker"- Post a recent photo of you with someone that isn't Nikki then, Pat. You can't.
 
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Pests making up the most hilarious shit only for Pat to correcT the record wit "thaT did noT occur, stalker" never fails to make me chuckle.
I can't begin to imagine what it must be like to have this guy in your life irl. No wonder he lost all his friends; "those are your delusions again stalker"- Post a recent photo of you with someone that isn't Nikki then, Pat. You can't.
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He’ll drag some innocent black guy at the bar into a selfie for progressive points.
 
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