Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Arthur Morgan]

He's incredibly fat and hedonistic, and rather than take accountability for letting himself fall apart, he just blames it on the void and then probably malds that healthcare isn't instant and free. I haven't listened either but he's been bitching about his totally not self induced back issues for years, so probably more of that.

I think he first brought it up in 2015 or 2016 and blamed his old theater days. Basically he and a friend did skits and at the end they'd do wrestling moves like falling off a ladder onto one another. Poorly, because they had no training. He's insistent that that's the only reason he has problems now. Carrying around too much weight, never walking unless it's for a bit, and poor posture while working have no relevance.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

I value my life too much to even listen to podquisition for a second, but his latest episode title makes it sound like his body destroyed itself in some way. It's probably wrasslin exagerations, but can a brave and/or broken soul fill me in on the deets?

I don't value my life and have listened to it. He's the short version

• Claims he's been wrestling with a dislocated shoulder for a year, "it never set right" in his own words
• Had his shoulder "dislocated on impact" by a male wrestler spearing him (shoulder tackle into the gut, very common move) and it was put back into place by him hitting the ground
• The only other time he's be speared is by a woman half his size (his own words)
• Know he should go to the doctor, but won't because he knows he's getting too old for wrestling and recovery time eats into that

 

[Prince Vegeta]

I don't value my life and have listened to it. He's the short version

• Claims he's been wrestling with a dislocated shoulder for a year, "it never set right" in his own words
• Had his shoulder "dislocated on impact" by a male wrestler spearing him (shoulder tackle into the gut, very common move) and it was put back into place by him hitting the ground
• The only other time he's be speared is by a woman half his size (his own words)
• Know he should go to the doctor, but won't because he knows he's getting too old for wrestling and recovery time eats into that

what an utter load of bollocks.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't value my life and have listened to it. He's the short version

• Had his shoulder "dislocated on impact" by a male wrestler spearing him (shoulder tackle into the gut, very common move) and it was put back into place by him hitting the ground

In what world does getting speared in the gut dislocate the spearee's shoulder? I know Jim wrestles with equally incompetent retards, but I can't think of any series of events where this could possibly occur.

The second part is equally nonsensical, not least of all because I doubt Jim could be speared to the ground by anyone; definitely not landing in any kind of way that could pop a shoulder back into place.

P.S. We thank you for your service

 

[Nancy]

Here's the short version:

• Jim is fat and addicted to drugs, porn, junk food and buying stuff
• Jim is fat and trying to participate in a sport that he is not cut out to be involved in
• Jim is fat and getting old and the strain on his joints is finally taking its toll
• Jim is fat and lazy and won't go to the doctor because he knows the first piece of advice would be "lose weight"

Translated it from Bullshit to English for everyone

 

[Dr George Whitebread]

For reasons known only to myself I felt like listening to some old Podtoid for some background noise (I was also interested to see how Jim's old personality comes off with the context of where he is now). And I did find this relevant gem that has aged very well in episode 151 "Sex with Jar Jar" (bearing in mind that the 'New Podtoid' era where it was hosted by Jim only started with episode 149), circa 2011.

At the end of this clip (about fucking cross dressers in the arse) he says:
"I think cross dressing is awesome. I don't do it myself because I would look hideous."

Many a true word said in jest - the warning signs were always there! Just time and positive reinforcement from other freaks on the internet eroding his self awareness so that he felt confident enough to put on the dress.

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The sooner he started doing Pro Wrestling shit and learning he could actually be a character and people would believe him, he knew he could get away with trooning out. Going on stage looking like leftover chicken wrapped in tinfoil and getting applause is what killed him.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

In what world does getting speared in the gut dislocate the spearee's shoulder? I know Jim wrestles with equally incompetent retards, but I can't think of any series of events where this could possibly occur.

The second part is equally nonsensical, not least of all because I doubt Jim could be speared to the ground by anyone; definitely not landing in any kind of way that could pop a shoulder back into place.

I can 100% guarantee that if he's not lying about being injured by being on the receiving end of a spear, it's because he's a fucking incompetent wrestler that sold the move poorly and injured himself. There's a reason why wrestling requires both parties to work hard taking and giving hits.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I can 100% guarantee that if he's not lying about being injured by being on the receiving end of a spear, it's because he's a fucking incompetent wrestler that sold the move poorly and injured himself. There's a reason why wrestling requires both parties to work hard taking and giving hits.

Even the actual pro wrestlers injure themselves. Been ages since I read his autobiography (very well written I'm impressed if there was no ghostwriter btw) but Mick Foley went into detail over all the damage he did to his body and it's a miracle that man is still alive.

To be Jim's age & his poor health while doing wrestling is ridiculous. He's a danger to himself and others. And that he actually thinks he's a "professional wrestler" is just insulting to the guys and girls that actually wrestle.

 

[Local Wordmason]

Being a wrestler is all about physique and being able to take a hit convincingly. There is a reason why every single wrestler is physically fit and obviously has a regular exercise regimen as part of their job because it's necessary. Jimmy probably wouldn't have gotten hurt if he actually did the work to ensure his body was capable of doing the activities involved. He just thinks its a form of acting and not a feat of physical fitness as well. I think he would be more happy if he joined an improv group instead.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

In what world does getting speared in the gut dislocate the spearee's shoulder? I know Jim wrestles with equally incompetent retards, but I can't think of any series of events where this could possibly occur.

His claim is that at some previous point he dislocated his shoulder and it never went back in right and thats how it easily came out this time, which hopefully is a lie because otherwise it reflects extremely poorly on Jim especially in a physical contact sport.

The second part is equally nonsensical, not least of all because I doubt Jim could be speared to the ground by anyone; definitely not landing in any kind of way that could pop a shoulder back into place.

Jim describes the wrestler who did it as some kind of gigachad and while Iestyn Rees (the wrestler in question) is certainly fit he's not exceptionally so. Him saying the only other time he's been speared is by a woman makes me inclined to think he's only gotten away not seriously hurting himself entirely because he's fighting people not physically capable of manhandling him.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

His claim is that at some previous point he dislocated his shoulder and it never went back in right and thats how it easily came out this time, which hopefully is a lie because otherwise it reflects extremely poorly on Jim especially in a physical contact sport.

If it is that loose, it unironically makes it unsafe for him to wrestle. Not in a "Oh it just hurts sometimes" way, but in a "Your rolling the dice on damaging or severing nerves that get caught up in the loose socket" levels of unsafe. There's a reason 'real' athletes often undergo surgery to make sure its all put back together right and actually holds together, because just leaving it loose and hoping for the best is asking for serious and irreversible damage.

If that is the case, the league really should be removing him to avoid liability for crippling one of their performers. You might think it shouldn't be their fault, liability waivers and such, but courts generally don't look kindly on 'employers' allowing their people to take risks like that when they know how bad the outcomes could be. And Jim is absolutely the kind of person who'd spite sue for not being protected from his own actions.

 

[Nod Flenders]

If it is that loose, it unironically makes it unsafe for him to wrestle. Not in a "Oh it just hurts sometimes" way, but in a "Your rolling the dice on damaging or severing nerves that get caught up in the loose socket" levels of unsafe. There's a reason 'real' athletes often undergo surgery to make sure its all put back together right and actually holds together, because just leaving it loose and hoping for the best is asking for serious and irreversible damage.

If that is the case, the league really should be removing him to avoid liability for crippling one of their performers. You might think it shouldn't be their fault, liability waivers and such, but courts generally don't look kindly on 'employers' allowing their people to take risks like that when they know how bad the outcomes could be. And Jim is absolutely the kind of person who'd spite sue for not being protected from his own actions.

It's obvious that Jim was never properly trained for wrestling. And he's fat.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Prediction: Jimbo will make a video on the MGS Collection being crap, try to bring back FucKonami, mention that he's totally up for fucking (not a fetish, btw), and remind you of Quiet (criticizing Quiet's sensual nature while ignoring he made himself into a porn character), and will blame Capitalism for failing to punish Konami before plugging his Patreon and wrestling gig.

I'll find out if I'm correct in a few hours.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

So as the FNAF film post its first weeked making $130,000,000 has Jimbo made any public statement on it considering he used to take responsibility for giving Scott the incentive to rework his original game chipper & son into FNAF.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Despite slowing his bleeding of subscribers, Jimbo lost another thousand.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

So as the FNAF film post its first weeked making $130,000,000 has Jimbo made any public statement on it considering he used to take responsibility for giving Scott the incentive to rework his original game chipper & son into FNAF.

Hollywood rumor is that he's signing the rights for the Sterdust movie right now, since this has made hollywood recognize that ultimately, Jim is right about everything in the most objective of ways. Moviebob is currently on suicide watch as a result.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Hollywood rumor is that he's signing the rights for the Sterdust movie right now, since this has made hollywood recognize that ultimately, Jim is right about everything in the most objective of ways. Moviebob is currently on suicide watch as a result.

I didn't know Brazzers had that much demand for morbidly obese narcissists in lycra.
Probably get Laura to go ass 2 ass.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Okay, so I threw on my Hazmat suit and went over to Jim Sterling's Twitter and... nothing. Just no Jimquisition so far. I think this would be the first Monday he's missed since going independent if one isn't uploaded. What's worse, it means my prediction would have been wrong! I never would have guessed "Nothing"!

Also, if there's no Jimquisition this week, it'd be the best Jimquisition in 5 years.

EDIT: He uploaded it, and it's on another game no one cares about and Jim only is talking about it because the creator doesn't support Trans Supremacy or something. So my prediction was wrong. I'm going to the Home Depot for some Copium.

 

[Shotgun Badger]

Being a wrestler is all about physique and being able to take a hit convincingly. There is a reason why every single wrestler is physically fit and obviously has a regular exercise regimen as part of their job because it's necessary. Jimmy probably wouldn't have gotten hurt if he actually did the work to ensure his body was capable of doing the activities involved. He just thinks its a form of acting and not a feat of physical fitness as well. I think he would be more happy if he joined an improv group instead.

We're at the point in a thread's life where we of all people are desperately pleading with the subject to stop doing destructive and dangerous activities for the sake of themselves and others, because Jim's fans and supporters certainly aren't going to tell him that even though they should.

Its like the tranch and how Kiwis predicted so much of the terrible stuff that happened long before it actually came to light.

 

[Harm]

By the grace of God, the "sexy cat suit" this disgusting troon ordered arrived broken, so he won't subject us to that nightmarish display.

He did give us a wonderful story about how he puked on a friend's belongings while wearing only a bra because his body thinks he's pregnant because he's on HRT.

He's actually insane.

EDIT: Just finished listening to the end. He also implies that "techbros" who like AI are rapists. Ends with a very bitter rant about people "spitebuying" the game. Says the game "isn't an asset flip, but some people have seen the monsters on the Unity asset store!" No receipts are provided, no one is identified as the "some people," and he uses this to "ask" whether the game has any original art at all. Finally, he implies the people spitebuying the game are being ripped off because the game probably steals art.