Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

If you ever wonder how those filters work-seems they pretty much erase her.

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xogossipgorl said:
The outer hallway of her new apartment is so depressing. It's like a prison, even with that cage she stands in for "good light."
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That corrugated metal siding in the hallway makes the building look like it's built out of shipping containers. Which is rather appropriate, given how much overseas slave labor crap Anna buys (and returns, so the seller can throw it away for her after refunding her money).
 
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(ponders that last video) What the actual fuck was that supposed to be....?

Yes, I tried it. No, I can't do full pushups anymore thanks to shoulder damage after crash, but I can do a wide-stance pushup down to about 50 degrees vice the 90 degrees of a full pushup - which is highly disappointing, but all my arm will allow. While the shoulder /did/ pop and ache, there was never any chance of being winded. The fact that Anna's gasping at the end of one simple... dare I call this a simplistic transition between yoga poses (palm tree pose to downward dog to high plank, pushup, high plank to downward dog to palm tree pose) is very telling of her mediocre fitness.

I want to see more 'this is a whole-ass workout' from her, even though her lack of form makes me want to die. Maybe she can hashtag it with #idontknowwhatimdoing and #dontdothisathome along with #notatrainedprofessional and #dumbasswithbadform. Because while her form's rotten, her audience is a bunch of braindead deathfats whose only exercise is lifting chips from bags and depositing them into their mouths, then chasing said chips with their latest Starbucks acquisition that was recently Door Dashed to their abodes - they aren't likely to give her bullshit exercises an attempt, so there's next to no risk of Anna negatively influencing a poor, naive individual into injury trying to mimic her. But as stated, I want more of those 'full exercise' videos because it's much more fun watching her decay into a shambling sobbing blubbermuffin rather than just getting a 15 second sad clip of nonsense #accountability.

Anna simply needs to get her ass into the pool and do water aerobics. And cut down on the drinking and overeating, of course. And then ensure I have a cage as I'll need to capture all the flying monkeys that erupt out of my ass, as her doing sensible things like appropriate exercises as well as cutting down on her eating and drinking are as likely as me shitting Wizard of Oz villains into reality.
 
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
(ponders that last video) What the actual fuck was that supposed to be....?
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The youtube workout channels I follow do something similarish called an inchworm. But you just walk your hands out and back, sometimes holding a plank for a second and sometimes doing a pushup if you're a bit hardcore.
You don't arch your back to get up or lie down flat at any point nor do you stand up and hold your hands over your head.

Anna seems to be combining an inchworm with the yoga moves you described and utterly failing all of it because of her weak upper body and that mesmerizingly swinging gunt she has that touches the floor when her arms are still almost fully extended.
 
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What's the point in mentioning she spent a lot of money at the vet? This cunt has posted numerous videos in the past month where she spent THOUSANDS on hauls. I know she returns most of it, but still. Her DoorDash bill for a single week is probably more than the few hundred she spent at the vet.

That poor, poor dog. I hate her.

That drag video was awkward and cringe as fuck, especially with her attempt to dance along towards the end.
 
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Jizzrag said:
Honestly, it didn’t seem like she enjoyed it all that much. She looked bored. Probably because she wasn’t the center of attention.
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It's really awkward to expect a person to stand there watching an unexpected performance at their front door.

What is one supposed to do? You can't walk away because the performer is blocking your exit. Going back inside and shutting the door until he goes away is tantamount to refusing a non-refundable birthday gift from a friend. You just have to stand there smiling like you're enjoying it, even though every second is an excruciating exercise in fremdschämen. Even if you were interested in drag and the performance were good, it's just really uncomfortable to be trapped like that. It's one thing to attend a performance as a member of an audience, but this kind of engineered 1:1 show is just uncomfortable for everyone.

Maybe I'm being weird. I'm an extreme introvert and I would be very upset if a friend did something like this to me. The idea of being the focus of attention in such an inescapable situation makes my skin crawl, and that's not even taking into account the burden of being expected to react positively in the moment when face-to-face with the performer. I would ESPECIALLY hate being bothered at home with something like this.

Clearly, Anna has no such qualms about being the center of attention and she probably actually enjoyed it, but I still think the concept is bizarre. It doesn't really look like an interactive thing; she's kind of just standing there alone, watching a solo performance on her front stoop.

THE MORE I THINK ABOUT THIS THE WEIRDER IT FEELS TO ME
 
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These companies are either sponsoring her content or giving her free items, she should take the time to open each parcel carefully and show off each product. Instead she rips parcels open and often throws packaging on the floor.

She's graceless and mannerless in everything she does. Even children know they should open gifts carefully and say something nice when they're disappointed or it's a duplicate.
 
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Morbo said:
These companies are either sponsoring her content or giving her free items, she should take the time to open each parcel carefully and show off each product. Instead she rips parcels open and often throws packaging on the floor.

She's graceless and mannerless in everything she does. Even children know they should open gifts carefully and say something nice when they're disappointed or it's a duplicate.
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Like most of our death fats (at least the ones I follow) she is a spoiled brat who thinks she deserves these gifts. They are all babies whose parents fed them to shut them up as kids. Anna thinks the world owes her; she’s always felt like she’s the best person in the room and anyone who doesn’t see it is fat phobic. Even back in her Sprinklr days she was a spoiled brat. She will be an asshole till the day she dies.
 
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I want to see Anna sit down in those green faux leather cargo pants. Since they're sooooo comfortable and look sooooo good, they'd be a great choice to wear out to a restaurant or to take in a movie. Show us, Anna. Show us how they fit when you're seated and relaxing and enjoying yourself out on the town with friends (LOL).
 
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