Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.6%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 60 16.8%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 138 38.5%
  • Total voters
    358
The Yellow Dart said:
I'm going to take note of everything he says that sounds absolutely crazy:
  • Men are visual creatures and their attention goes to visual cues, whereas women have cues in "intellectual achievement and provision areas." Whatever the fuck that means.
  • Men don't value compliments about their capabilities because they already know they're capable.
  • Women, if you want to attract a man, DON'T tell him he accomplished a great thing. Compliment his physical appearance instead; "God, those pants fit your ass very well!"
  • Women are tired of compliments on their appearance because they get so many compliments on their appearance.
  • Men don't care if you lie when you compliment their appearance.
  • Only the top 10% of humanity is attractive and you should "lie to the bottom 90% because that's all you can do."
  • Gives an example of a woman who compliments a man's shoulders, so he gives her his banking information. "That's how I think!"
  • "We'll lie to you and you'll lie to us, and then we'll all be happy!" Happiness is when you live a lie, apparently.
  • Gives the example of telling someone they're funny even though you can tell it's not funny because they didn't laugh at their own joke.
  • Proceeds to tell an unfunny joke about how women tell long stories. Makes sure to audibly chuckle at his own joke.
  • The one thing men want is "Helen Keller with giant tits and a big ass!"
  • Backtracks it all once he realizes this rant could be used to paint him as a liar. Now it's all a joke. Not even a second later, he's explaining that it's real advice again.
  • Devolves into lowest common denominator racism about blacks.
That was such a great segment, Nick! This valuable advice from your completely healthy marriage will benefit everyone!
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Wow... Nick's marriage really must be on the rocks if he thinks this is good advice to give to men. Also the comment about men just wanting "Helen Keller with giant tits and a big ass!" is disturbing. I think, just like with Ralph, Juju is trying to convince Nick to "upgrade" to a barely legal and impressionable teenager to fuck instead of his "used up" wife. For the sake of this site and the comedy it would bring here I hope he does. Go on Nick. Smash some barely legal BPD girls. Worked out so well for Ralph. I'm sure it will for you too.
 
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i am starting to think rekieta is getting his marching orders from juju, julu is trying to bait eric july and nick follows up. julu is trying to bait null and nick follows up.

the other thing i noticed was when warski was saying our wife was trying to bang him at knoxville, rekieta was radio silent. when warski and ppp tried to cover rekieta's antics, rekieta is radio silent.

why does juju/rekieta want to fuck with eric and null but not ppp and warski? the only conclusion i can think of is juju thinks he can control eric and null, thus their audience (rippaverse and kiwi farms). i think juju's plan is to buck break them and say "if you want this to stop, just come on team juju". it is not going to work. eric seems too independent and null is too defiant to authority. juju doesn't think he can control ppp/warski, so he won't try.

prediction. juju and rekieta's next attempt with fucking with other content creators will be nerdrotic.
 
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Neetorino said:
Giving Nick's thread the "Orbiter" tag for how hard he orbits JuJu would be the funniest shit ever. The fallout on his Twitter/Locals/Streams could launch sides into orbit.
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I think it would be funnier if Juju's thread got the orbiter tag. After all, Rekieta has more viewership. Dick is now only relevant when he sends his goblins to piss on random graves. If we're being honest, isn't Dick just a Rekieta orbiter?
 
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Peace Through Power said:
I think it would be funnier if Juju's thread got the orbiter tag. After all, Rekieta has more viewership. Dick is now only relevant when he sends his goblins to piss on random graves. If we're being honest, isn't Dick just a Rekieta orbiter?
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Aren't they then a binary pair? Perpetually and rapidly orbiting each other, dragging everything in the system around in wild directions?
 
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newuser131 said:
i am starting to think rekieta is getting his marching orders from juju, julu is trying to bait eric july and nick follows up. julu is trying to bait null and nick follows up.
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I feel this articulates how Juju and Nick work:


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Big Dog is a bully who doesn't hesitate to use his superior strength to intimidate other combatants. Big Dog may be smart, articulate or just plain mean, but in any case he is a remorseless fighter, brutally ripping into even the weakest of combatants. Once Big Dog securely fastens his powerful jaws on a hapless victim, Me-Too will join the attack. Me-Too is far too weak and insecure to engage in single combat, and must ally himself with Big Dog or a pack of other Warriors to bring down his quarry.
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Balldo's Gate said:
New Elissa clips:

Sean brainstorms alternative names for Nick's guarding of Dick:


Drunken relationship talk - didn't even bother listening, but is this what his amazing idea for the future of his show was supposed to be?

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Not only is his advice fucking retarding, he's straight-up shaking all over the place and his brain is shorting-out Ralph-style:


 
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PaladinBoo said:
Wow... Nick's marriage really must be on the rocks if he thinks this is good advice to give to men. Also the comment about men just wanting "Helen Keller with giant tits and a big ass!" is disturbing. I think, just like with Ralph, Juju is trying to convince Nick to "upgrade" to a barely legal and impressionable teenager to fuck instead of his "used up" wife. For the sake of this site and the comedy it would bring here I hope he does. Go on Nick. Smash some barely legal BPD girls. Work out so well for Ralph. I'm sure it will for you too.
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I think Nick has spent too much time around MGTOW and PUA type people like Drex and some guy he had on a while back known as MrJokerman or something. If you listen to them a little bit you might think they make a few good points, but if you watch any of their content beyond the outside introduction to their views you realize they're just weird and bitter with really retarded takes.
 
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the_tepes said:
I really wanna see Nick and Ralph become friends again at this point.
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I wouldn’t put it past Nick, especially if Juju asked him to. Despite Ralph calling his wife a whore (which isn’t too far from the truth) and his kids “a brood of retards” (which is disgusting).

Edit: Spelling.
 
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Neetorino said:
The fallout on his Twitter/Locals/Streams could launch sides into orbit.
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Arguably he doesn't need the Orbiter tag. What he would have needed instead around a month ago when he got unreasonably mad at a conservative black man was this:
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"Rumble's Whitebread Ass Nigga" got in at least, but a dig at his non-practicing status is arguably more important considering how much he made a big deal out of it.
 
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Ethan Ralph Is 5'1 said:

Never lose sight of the fact that Rekieta desperately wants everyone to focus on ANYTHING else instead of his cuckold ventures in Jamaica and Ricardo and Romaine.
He's made his feud with Josh all about Drexel and is exchanging pedo accusations, when that's not what he's actually mad about people documenting and digging into.
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I'd really love a body language expert to weigh in on this. Nick's implication is that anyone trying to police child porn is likely into child porn. Then he awkwardly scratches his legs 2-3x while being semi-naked in a hot tub at 4-something in the morning.

And, look, NO ONE believes Nick is into child porn - that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that he's so uncomfortable with his own position regarding Chris Chan (and, by implication, Vito, when you think about it) and his own fucking position on this, he starts scratching himself.

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@Geared Chris (or anyone else who watches his drivel), have we seen Nick crack the lid on these bad boys at all?
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Maybe once??? But, no, they're already generally open. I mean, like a good Farmer, I've considered that he'd likely need a funnel to get whiskey through the drinking spout... but addicts will be addicts.

Neetorino said:
That's fine, he'll still be inviting Dick, who will bring Vito AND Riley with him.
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Yeah... Nick had a small non-apology moment for those he thinks are watching (they're not) saying something like, 'I'm sorry, the rules of conventions are that you need to attract attendance. In order to be invited by me [as if Matsuri does not have their own criteria] you'll need to have more than 100K subscribers to have a table.'
 
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