South Park + Its Political Sperging (?) Thread - Season 26 ongoing!

[Still Exceptional]

The entire message of the episode is that every single valid criticism of Disney and Star Wars was just things le heckin gross chud Cartman imagined. And Kathleen Kennedy is actually a super cool girlboss. It's not even a both sides argument when the final message of the episode is that if you don't like ESG shit you're just being Eric Cartman and all the woke shit is actually your fault for being a big stinky meanie to dindu nuffin Kennedy.

Those retards in the Fandom Menace don't even realize they were directly being made fun of. They're really not that far removed from the soycucks they claim they hate.

This is actually why I shut it off less than 2 minutes after starting it. The moment I saw that it was Cartman who was going to be complaining about woke shit I knew where they were going with it because they have never once made Cartman right about anything that wasn't stupid made up shit like being able to eat with your ass and crap out your mouth or there being a leprechaun in the Imagination Land episode.

Name one time they actually made Cartman right about a real world issue. I don't remember a single one. Cartman afraid of the Chinese potentially gaining hegemony? Well he's just irrational and racist and so are you if you believe it. Cartman being concerned over the number of immigrants shitting up our country? Again, racist and irrational just like you if you believe it!

Every time Cartman is the mouthpiece for a serious issue it becomes clear over the course of the episode that you're not supposed to agree with him. So I saw the writing on the wall immediately and noped the fuck out. I've only watched a single episode of South Park since season 15 and that was Worldwide Privacy Tour mostly because nearly every time an episode focuses on Canadians it's goddamn hilarious.

Also lol at them trying the "Aren't both sides just as bad" shit. No, no they're not. If you shot every fag who complained about wokeshit in the head you'd just end up with the wokeshit being pushed without any pushback. If you shot all the fags pushing the wokeshit in the heads you'd end up with nothing left because the people complaining about wokeshit would go back to complaining about autistic shit like why Call of Shooty 23 is the worst thing to ever happen to the franchise.

 

[ilovejews]

I like the part where Cartman and Kathleen Kennedy agree that woke and anti woke just feed into each other and making everything worse.

Plebes better not complain about getting pissed on; otherwise it's on them if the ever gracious elites decide to throw in some feces too for good measure.

I mean, what did we expect after their blubbering apology to Al Grifter?

 

[The Ugly One]

Every time Cartman is the mouthpiece for a serious issue it becomes clear over the course of the episode that you're not supposed to agree with him. So I saw the writing on the wall immediately and noped the fuck out. I've only watched a single episode of South Park since season 15 and that was Worldwide Privacy Tour mostly because nearly every time an episode focuses on Canadians it's goddamn hilarious.

That's the problem with woke writers. They are unable to even see the tiniest bit of humor in themselves. There's nothing to make fun of - they're the heroes of righteousness. Zealous religious fanatics aren't funny.

Anyway, now that South Park is carrying water for The Rat, who even cares? It's afraid to really kick sand in anyone's eyes any more.

 

[RybenZ999]

Name one time they actually made Cartman right about a real world issue. I don't remember a single one. Cartman afraid of the Chinese potentially gaining hegemony? Well he's just irrational and racist and so are you if you believe it. Cartman being concerned over the number of immigrants shitting up our country? Again, racist and irrational just like you if you believe it!

Every time Cartman is the mouthpiece for a serious issue it becomes clear over the course of the episode that you're not supposed to agree with him. So I saw the writing on the wall immediately and noped the fuck out. I've only watched a single episode of South Park since season 15 and that was Worldwide Privacy Tour mostly because nearly every time an episode focuses on Canadians it's goddamn hilarious.

I think Cartman was shown as being right in that war episode from season 7. Also, he was portrayed as a sort of hero in that hippie episode from season 9.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Zealous religious fanatics aren't funny.

memri tv and Jack Chick argue otherwise, but yeah at least not "laughing with" funny

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Every time Cartman is the mouthpiece for a serious issue it becomes clear over the course of the episode that you're not supposed to agree with him. So I saw the writing on the wall immediately and noped the fuck out. I've only watched a single episode of South Park since season 15 and that was Worldwide Privacy Tour mostly because nearly every time an episode focuses on Canadians it's goddamn hilarious.

The worst bit is that while the episode absolutely treats Cartman as wrong...he is still correct.

 

[fartsnstuf]

i expected it to be a mediocre, out of touch "topical" episode with a gay ending; but even i'm shocked at that's the ending we got

 

[Doctor of Autism]

As I said before, this is probably the best Cartman episode in a while. And that's because it's the only episode after Post-COVID that isn't about Cartman pissing off his mom or some bullshit to justify him becoming homeless because Matt and Trey for some reason really are up their own ass about continuity.

 

[Yeshuash]

They could make it about the Jews, or Twitter/X

All their Jew jokes are very safe. Usually over the top and made by assholes so it's never seen as an actual jab at the Jews.

 

[Based Yuu Narukami]

It really feels like Trey and Matt put their balls in a vice grip these days. For how hyped up this whole special was, with “anti-woke” mouthpieces calling it the supposed end of Disney as we knew it, it felt like the most toothless most safe “criticism” of Disney South Park could have made. Even to the point where South Park chuds like Johnny 2 Cellos(who I should remind you thought being able to make a 4th grade child in TFBW game a troonie was a good thing) were like “If you agree with Cartman that Kennedy systematically taking a collective shit on every single property she’s allowed to get her grubby dirty mitts on is a bad thing, you’re missing the point lol”. They even pretty much gave KK a pass in the end. Given how excited everyone was that this would shit all over Disney, all they managed was a wet fart, and I am barely even underwhelmed

 

[Chilson]

It really feels like Trey and Matt put their balls in a vice grip these days. For how hyped up this whole special was, with “anti-woke” mouthpieces calling it the supposed end of Disney as we knew it, it felt like the most toothless most safe “criticism” of Disney South Park could have made. Even to the point where South Park chuds like Johnny 2 Cellos(who I should remind you thought being able to make a 4th grade child in TFBW game a troonie was a good thing) were like “If you agree with Cartman that Kennedy systematically taking a collective shit on every single property she’s allowed to get her grubby dirty mitts on is a bad thing, you’re missing the point lol”. They even pretty much gave KK a pass in the end. Given how excited everyone was that this would shit all over Disney, all they managed was a wet fart, and I am barely even underwhelmed

You have to remember that this is "anti-PC" for normies who still watch modern Family guy and the Simpson's religiously.

Yes, its incredibly weak and gives KK a fucking pass despite her being a fucking multi-millionaire who made her money off ruining beloved franchises for her political/social beliefs. But your talking to an audience who is plugged into the mainstream who NEVER push against the narrative even when its blatantly obvious.

I am not saying South Park or this nothing burger of a special is good, but the reactions are to be expected from the audience they now cater to.

 

[Still Exceptional]

It really feels like Trey and Matt put their balls in a vice grip these days. For how hyped up this whole special was, with “anti-woke” mouthpieces calling it the supposed end of Disney as we knew it, it felt like the most toothless most safe “criticism” of Disney South Park could have made. Even to the point where South Park chuds like Johnny 2 Cellos(who I should remind you thought being able to make a 4th grade child in TFBW game a troonie was a good thing) were like “If you agree with Cartman that Kennedy systematically taking a collective shit on every single property she’s allowed to get her grubby dirty mitts on is a bad thing, you’re missing the point lol”. They even pretty much gave KK a pass in the end. Given how excited everyone was that this would shit all over Disney, all they managed was a wet fart, and I am barely even underwhelmed

This is something I've noticed. Some tards are taking this special like it's single handedly ended Disney or is evidence "We're totally winning, guys!"

I had one sped on a Discord server I'm on throw a fit when I told him that I'm not buying it. He kept spamming me with videos from lame faggot YouTubers claiming Kathleen Kennedy was totes seething and was even going to take legal action, and the videos contained 0 actual goddamn proof of that. One of them was just a post by Gina Carano making a bunch of PREDICTIONS and the faggot YouTuber treating them like goddamn prophecy.

It's actually sad to see people this fucking desperate, but at the same time it's gonna be funny as fuck when this toothless special accomplishes jack shit and they're forced to seethe even more.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

This is something I've noticed. Some tards are taking this special like it's single handedly ended Disney or is evidence "We're totally winning, guys!"

This is the delusion of the fandom menace crowd. They constantly think they're winning even though they're *still* buying the merchandise and *still* paying for Disney+ and *still* buying tickets to the movies.

Anti Consoomerism has become more faggy than consoomerism thanks to these chucklefucks tbqh

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

This is the delusion of the fandom menace crowd. They constantly think they're winning even though they're *still* buying the merchandise and *still* paying for Disney+ and *still* buying tickets to the movies.

Anti Consoomerism has become more faggy than consoomerism thanks to these chucklefucks tbqh

As much as I like watching Fandom Menace squirm when they constantly eat the poison they complain about, it's still them eating poison.

 

[ShitLurker]

I like the part where Cartman and Kathleen Kennedy agree that woke and anti woke just feed into each other and making everything worse.

Whoa there buddy, let me fetch you your fedora and your commemorative Boogie1488 kids club badge, because you like that fence hard! Following quote covered it perfectly

Also lol at them trying the "Aren't both sides just as bad" shit. No, no they're not. If you shot every fag who complained about wokeshit in the head you'd just end up with the wokeshit being pushed without any pushback. If you shot all the fags pushing the wokeshit in the heads you'd end up with nothing left because the people complaining about wokeshit would go back to complaining about autistic shit like why Call of Shooty 23 is the worst thing to ever happen to the franchise.

But to add to that, fandom menace was always a symptom, it only exists because these nutcases keep pushing and even with the "counterculture" around pushing back, they aren't relenting. The Fandom menace started out of real hate for this shit, then they got sheckles in their eyes and learned that outrage gives money, but the only reason they still have business is because people agree with the sentiment of "I'm tired of this shit being pushed into me", if it weren't relevant, their channels would be dead and they would be wagies like they fucking should be. And Disney love this shit because it feeds into the culture war shit, suddenly it's your fucking DUTY to see the goyslopp to stick it to the chuds! Though this works less than they think it should.

I miss Drawn Together.

Been watching it lately and it's fucking great, specially how they will do ANYTHING for a joke. This one got a good chuckle out of me

The worst bit is that while the episode absolutely treats Cartman as wrong...he is still correct.

There are a ton of episodes where Carman is fucking right but Trey and Matt go "NUHU".

This is the delusion of the fandom menace crowd. They constantly think they're winning even though they're *still* buying the merchandise and *still* paying for Disney+ and *still* buying tickets to the movies.

Anti Consoomerism has become more faggy than consoomerism thanks to these chucklefucks tbqh

They are grifters that feed each other. The moment I stopped paying any attention to these faggots was at the 3rd-4th "I TOTES HAVE INSIDE INFORMATION KKK IS GETTING SACKED! SUBSCRIBE AND HIT THE BEEEEEEEEELL!!!". I got recommended a Nerdrotic video about this shit and just looking at the thumbnail shows me how pathetic they are and how desperate they are for a "win". "Big corpo is pushing bullshit at me! HORAY! other big corpo is chiding first big corpo but not really, but I'm gonna squint really hard and go "roasted"! Now give me sheckles and join my patreon!". One of the lovely consequences if woke ever dies is how these faggots will go to no views in record time and will cope and sneed like mad about it.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Elon Musk had liked that special and got some replies from folks who didn't liked his opinion like Stephen King.

https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1719080893858418930

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It was okay, kind of lame. They sure did dodge the whole concept of ESG funding and the DEI agenda.

Oh wow they sure stuck it to Disney and Kathleen Kennedy haha what's the next bleeding edge satire, mocking Mister Wizard's World? Maybe something about those "video" games the kids like!

I can't BELIEEEEEEEEEVE all of these bad Disney movies are because of Kathleen Kennedy using a magic stone and not because of extremely influential investment firms that will pull critical amounts of generous funding if you don't comply to their rules!

I’m actually glad you guys pointed out the fact that Matt & Trey possibly do not understand why ESG and DEI initiatives that are being funded and looked after by BlackRock and Vanguard companies have been on record destroying any form of escapism and content that goes against the grain.

The Panderverse special also sounds like a lame attempt to mock something that has been talked about since 2014-2015 at best, even with the few and far laughs that were received. That both sides argument by the Fandom Menace goes out the window the minute they don’t understand that they themselves are supporting a new age South Park that has writers trying too hard to not be “cancelled” by putting out the most play it safe opinions out there, which is not controversial at all.

I’m not saying Matt & Trey have to go full blown Sam Hyde and make “JEWS ROCK!” every minute of their day and life, but this was proof that Cartman was softened a lot, and not really in a groundbreaking way.

Elon Musk had liked that special and got some replies from folks who didn't liked his opinion like Stephen King.

https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1719080893858418930

Stephen King became irrelevant the minute he failed to realize in his later years that his constant drug use and supporting the things he used to satirize in his horror stories has caught up to him. He’s no more different than the punching bag that has turned into a useful tool that spends his days having Trump Derangemmet Syndrome on why Trump is not sitting in jail yet.

And, of course Elon likes the new special. His new version of “X” is just no different from the last few years of watching South Park turn into a less edgier, but slightly tolerable version of a better Saturday Night Live sketch.

 

[Pissmaster]

Elon Musk had liked that special and got some replies from folks who didn't liked his opinion like Stephen King.

https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1719080893858418930

Fun fact: Stephen King's book "It" features a scene where several children have group sex. There is one girl in this group, and they all have sex with her, for the purpose of some supernatural bullshit. Stephen King has never been canceled or effectively ridiculed for writing such a scene, and It is one of his best known works. This scene was vastly changed for the movie.

 

[Lone Star]

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Fun fact: Stephen King's book "It" features a scene where several children have group sex. There is one girl in this group, and they all have sex with her, for the purpose of some supernatural bullshit. Stephen King has never been canceled or effectively ridiculed for writing such a scene, and It is one of his best known works. This scene was vastly changed for the movie.

Fun fact: He blamed the crack he was doing at the time and everyone just sort of accepts this as a reasonable explanation for it. Stephen also focuses on kids having sex a lot, or talking about small boys getting boners or being seduced by other girls their age. Dude needs his hard drive checked for sure.

 

[Pissmaster]

Fun fact: He blamed the crack he was doing at the time and everyone just sort of accepts this as a reasonable explanation for it. Stephen also focuses on kids having sex a lot, or talking about small boys getting boners or being seduced by other girls their age. Dude needs his hard drive checked for sure.

I have never heard of another case of someone temporarily turning into a pedophile by way of stimulant abuse.