Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals
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My Special Interest™ is following the progression of mental illness malingerers. I've been fascinated by discerning the motivations behind those who begin to fake mental illness, observing their progression, and studying how prolonged periods of faking actually affects mental health.
Tumblr is a hotbed for this sort of behavior with its ever changing oppression point trends. I've hunkered down for the long haul with a few specific cases, and I've witnessed once semi-functional to rather well adjusted adults descend into complete chaos with overexposure to tumblr culture and its influence. These train wrecks are a hell of a ride.
A few of my personal cows, ages 22, 25, and 27, have all followed a pretty wild path. All three of them were once employed, social, nerdy but otherwise functional people. I'll talk about all of them eventually, but here's an extremely interesting case;
Tumblr is a hotbed for this sort of behavior with its ever changing oppression point trends. I've hunkered down for the long haul with a few specific cases, and I've witnessed once semi-functional to rather well adjusted adults descend into complete chaos with overexposure to tumblr culture and its influence. These train wrecks are a hell of a ride.
A few of my personal cows, ages 22, 25, and 27, have all followed a pretty wild path. All three of them were once employed, social, nerdy but otherwise functional people. I'll talk about all of them eventually, but here's an extremely interesting case;
- One has decided they were FTM, lopped off their tits in an expensive spur of the moment surgery funded by mommy and daddy, then in time decided no, they're actually non-binary. Only now, two years later, are they coming full circle to begin using female pronouns and wearing falsies again. Surgery and testosterone have irreparably altered this individual's body and gender presentation. This person previously attacked anyone who dared question their trans status and spoke out aggressively at the dirty gatekeepers who insist one must experience dysphoria to be trans. Now they are struggling to come to terms with the fact they are a cis woman, and their insistence on transitioning actually GAVE them dysphoria where none previously existed.
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I have a new Tumblrcow, unfortunately. She used to be a pretty normal girl who actually never fell for any of the standard Tumblr SJW trends, and she was very level headed. Then one day, her long term boyfriend dumped her (presumably for another girl) and she just completely snapped. She started reblogging and taking part in that bullshit Tumblr wiccan/magick shit and picking fights with people about feminism. And talking vaguely about killing herself.
There's been some drama on her front lately because she decided to cast an "emoji spell" that apparently "gets rid of mental illness". When her followers (who have been patient with her increasing lapses in sanity, imo) laughed at her cowish behavior, she responded by saying, "Um?? Or you could NOT make fun of people with mental illness trying to make themselves feel better!!" and accused people of hating the mentally ill. Tons of asspatters came out of the woodworks to defend her stupid fucking "emoji spell" instead of pointing out ways the mentally ill could actually help themselves in tangible ways.
Fwiw, out of all the personal Tumblrcows I've posted in this thread, I kinda hope she gets help the most. She's really not a bad girl, she's just going through a very public mental breakdown.
There's been some drama on her front lately because she decided to cast an "emoji spell" that apparently "gets rid of mental illness". When her followers (who have been patient with her increasing lapses in sanity, imo) laughed at her cowish behavior, she responded by saying, "Um?? Or you could NOT make fun of people with mental illness trying to make themselves feel better!!" and accused people of hating the mentally ill. Tons of asspatters came out of the woodworks to defend her stupid fucking "emoji spell" instead of pointing out ways the mentally ill could actually help themselves in tangible ways.
Fwiw, out of all the personal Tumblrcows I've posted in this thread, I kinda hope she gets help the most. She's really not a bad girl, she's just going through a very public mental breakdown.
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I followed someone like this that was FTM, post top-surgery when I followed them several years ago...
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Either we know the same person, or this case is unsurprisingly common amongst transtrenders a few years in. I'm willing to bet the latter, quite honestly. I know the detailed accounts of no less than three tumblr FTMs who've gone through with hasty top surgery and HRT only to detransition 6 months to 2 years later.
And this is why the gate needs to be kept.
The pedo Pokemon necro commissions were a pretty unique selling point though. So if you did follow this person, rest assured they're still quite a cow.
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I know I'm late as all hell but...
I used to follow her because I liked her stamps in deviantart...then I guess she saw the content I post (true crime and "problematic" music) and blocked me
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Member since today, Columbine fangirl, one post? K.
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Get out of here with your wet panties over serial killers.
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I swear, I feel like I've heard this exact story somewhere before, but I can't put my finger on it.
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As promised, I'm going to tell you guys about my lolcow. I'll be omitting a shitload of things to suppress my powerlevel.
I know a person obsessed with Mario games, Splatoon, Japanese DS games, and Pokesonas. The person I speak of has abused four girls, maybe five, all while they were under the age of 16. They would change their blog url over and over, convinced they were being stalked by people they told to an hero. They were more or less a /b/fag who thought throwing around 4chan memes off the chans was cool, and they didn't want to hear your bullshit problems because daddy was "abusive" and bought him a full gaming rig that he eventually broke ragequitting on L4D2.
They joined the site to basically fuck with the lolcows, then convinced themselves they were a tranny, and then started shittalking trannies who were not the non-binary sort. Now they convince everyone they have a "system" of fifty fucking girls. I should have mentioned that, they are obsessed with girls. Like a straight up fetish for loli girls.
I know a person obsessed with Mario games, Splatoon, Japanese DS games, and Pokesonas. The person I speak of has abused four girls, maybe five, all while they were under the age of 16. They would change their blog url over and over, convinced they were being stalked by people they told to an hero. They were more or less a /b/fag who thought throwing around 4chan memes off the chans was cool, and they didn't want to hear your bullshit problems because daddy was "abusive" and bought him a full gaming rig that he eventually broke ragequitting on L4D2.
They joined the site to basically fuck with the lolcows, then convinced themselves they were a tranny, and then started shittalking trannies who were not the non-binary sort. Now they convince everyone they have a "system" of fifty fucking girls. I should have mentioned that, they are obsessed with girls. Like a straight up fetish for loli girls.
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Wait, the girls were under 16 or the person?
The use of gender-neutral "they" makes this a tad confusing.
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I'm not sure if that's relevant to lolcows on tumblr.
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Well, theres QUITE a few tumblrs who practically worship School Shooters or serial killers or whatever. I guarantee you they are lolcows.
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That's true, there's a lot of cancer in the true crime community. Worshipping serial killers or saying "(insert killer) is my date!!!" isn't okay at all, it's retarded.
There's this horrorcow in the true crime community, her url is raunchyrichardramirez, and she'll post rape videos and rape porn and write fanfiction of being raped by Richard Ramirez. She's also posted tips on how to be manipulative. Idk if she changed her url yet or quit tumblr, because she's been getting a lot of hate lately (she deserves it though)
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you see, THIS is what the thread is about, not someone unfriending you over 'problematic' music.
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I was just sharing my experience with someone who was mentioned on the forum, sorry.
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This one has her own tag on the cringe channel, if anyone wants to skim it.
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Maybe not as big a lolcow as other, but i kinda wanna keep talking about this one /mentioned them before/
Met this one over at tumblr, we bonded over similar fandoms and likes a few years ago. we got very close, often giving each other advice and chatting and all that. originally they were a sweet person, but i think they got a little too influenced by tumblr's culture and they often thought the typical "GRR AMERICA IS THE MOST RACIST SEXIST COUNTRY" (they weren't american so they believed this shit to heart) and she just swallowed all the shit the other people from our fandom said (even though oddly she was also against some SJW ideals).
Then later on she came out as "asexual" and her biggest thing on her tumblr is sperging about aromance/asexuality and how she's better than all of us because she's not a disgusting slut (she always hated when i talked to her about my sexual experiences and often urged me to change the subject). She's also attacked gays/lesbians because they treat her as "invisible".
She just sperged hard about many different fandoms (she seemed to be those tumblrinas that never left the site and were there 24/7 if you get what i'm saying) but when i suggested her movies to watch she just came out with the excuse "I don't have time T_T" to avoid that (and had this weird thing that she liked posts about movies that she hadn't seen- eg she's never watched original Star Wars but damn if she didn't like and reblog posts about the original trilogy and jokes of it, it was really strange to me), she often even claimed to feel sad over not adding anything to fandom like art or fics, but i think it's just cause she was lazy and only watched "tumblr approved" content (Sherlock, Steven Universe). She hated "adult" media or anything dark-and-edgy but always lost her shit over babies' stuff (Undertale, SU).
Last I knew, she turned into a college dropout recently, and got a job due to it, but despite it all, she's better than all of us because she's not a disgusting slutty sexual person!! uwu she just used this "i'm such a cinnamon roll uwu" attitude to try and mask herself off as "sweet" to the rest of tumblr, but she always seemed rather phony the more i think of it. Now it seems she's just stuck sperging over new fandoms and pairings but she's also all for the dumb "uwu ace/trans/whatever headcanons" like she's utterly obsessed with them.
She just recently unfollowed me, I guess I ended up being too toxic for her (she never seemed to like my "bitter" personality that often clashed against tumblrism ideals), even though a few days before she unfollowed me we had just chatted rather amiably over on the message system. but man, you make on off-color joke about precious Pokemon, and then, BAM! A long relationship's over.
Then later on she came out as "asexual" and her biggest thing on her tumblr is sperging about aromance/asexuality and how she's better than all of us because she's not a disgusting slut (she always hated when i talked to her about my sexual experiences and often urged me to change the subject). She's also attacked gays/lesbians because they treat her as "invisible".
She just sperged hard about many different fandoms (she seemed to be those tumblrinas that never left the site and were there 24/7 if you get what i'm saying) but when i suggested her movies to watch she just came out with the excuse "I don't have time T_T" to avoid that (and had this weird thing that she liked posts about movies that she hadn't seen- eg she's never watched original Star Wars but damn if she didn't like and reblog posts about the original trilogy and jokes of it, it was really strange to me), she often even claimed to feel sad over not adding anything to fandom like art or fics, but i think it's just cause she was lazy and only watched "tumblr approved" content (Sherlock, Steven Universe). She hated "adult" media or anything dark-and-edgy but always lost her shit over babies' stuff (Undertale, SU).
Last I knew, she turned into a college dropout recently, and got a job due to it, but despite it all, she's better than all of us because she's not a disgusting slutty sexual person!! uwu she just used this "i'm such a cinnamon roll uwu" attitude to try and mask herself off as "sweet" to the rest of tumblr, but she always seemed rather phony the more i think of it. Now it seems she's just stuck sperging over new fandoms and pairings but she's also all for the dumb "uwu ace/trans/whatever headcanons" like she's utterly obsessed with them.
She just recently unfollowed me, I guess I ended up being too toxic for her (she never seemed to like my "bitter" personality that often clashed against tumblrism ideals), even though a few days before she unfollowed me we had just chatted rather amiably over on the message system. but man, you make on off-color joke about precious Pokemon, and then, BAM! A long relationship's over.
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I've seen her there, she gets up to some truly insane shit. I remember there was an incident where someone successfully got CPS to take away her kid over her insanely violent posts, and she had to open up a Gofundme for court proceedings against the "harassment". (Though I could be mixing up some details with that methhead mommy blogger.)
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Sounds like she might need her own thread.