FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried megathread

[LurkerJerker]

Sammy Go Bye Bye

 

[BrunoMattei]

NB4 nothing really happens and faggot just gets a slap on the wrist.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

LOL BYE KIKE

 

[A-Stump]

He'll get probation and house arrest.

 

[Penis]

I wish there was a Jewish Content rating

 

[Null]

my prediction

10 years

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

Never forget that multiple billionaires risked it all for this:




Ladies, this is your sign to raise your standards

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

I mean, Madoff died in prison.

Madoff was also old as shit, so him dying in prison is less of a surprise.

I personally expect nothing - if he does wind up serving time, it'll be in some low security cushy prison rather than the shower rape prison, and this is probably the last good content we get about him. Unless he appeals the shit out of this, idk.

 

[Null]

Ladies, this is your sign to raise your standards

maybe she knows how to cook and buys good cheese.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Madoff was also old as shit, so him dying in prison is less of a surprise.

I personally expect nothing - if he does wind up serving time, it'll be in some low security cushy prison rather than the shower rape prison, and this is probably the last good content we get about him. Unless he appeals the shit out of this, idk.

I imagine the more he appeals at this point, the harder it's gonna get for him. 110 years doubles to 220. The system itself is very angry at Crypto rn. They will eat him alive to send a message

 

[maguyver16]

Do you think the government cares more about making an example of decentralized currency, by wrecking his shit? Or will he get a slap on the wrist due to connections, despite fucking over prominent people and investing onto offshore assets?

I imagine the more he appeals at this point, the harder it's gonna get for him. 110 years doubles to 220. The system itself is very angry at Crypto rn. They will eat him alive to send a message

It's amazing how quickly the SEC moves when it wants to.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Obligatory post about being raped by a black man in prison

Haha guys

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

I’m holding off my CrabDance until sentencing.

Maybe I’m just doomer pilled but I have a bad feeling that he will get 6 months of house arrest in his mansion and 5 months will be time served.

He's a jew so this is definitely a reasonable worry.

 

[CircuSphere]

I’m holding off my CrabDance until sentencing.

Maybe I’m just doomer pilled but I have a bad feeling that he will get 6 months of house arrest in his mansion and 5 months will be time served.

How long until he "Commits Suicide" somehow?

It will be one of these two. There is no way he serves real time with all the democrat connections/dirt he must have. Either they rub him out or bail him out.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

YES.
THE JEW HAS BEEN OUTJEWED.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

I imagine the more he appeals at this point, the harder it's gonna get for him. 110 years doubles to 220. The system itself is very angry at Crypto rn. They will eat him alive to send a message

I meant that barring appeals this is probably the end of SBF content on the Farms - it's had to document someone being a sped when the speds in prison after all.

The SEC coming down on Crypto like the hammer of God means he's probably fucked though.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Never forget that multiple billionaires risked it all for this:

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Ladies, this is your sign to raise your standards

Alright, hear me out...

 

[Meat Target]

Unlike Kim Dotcom, SBF isn't a CIA asset so he won't get a slap on the wrist.

He sent loads of crypto to Ukraine and the Dems.

 

[maguyver16]

Alright, hear me out...

Seriously nigga? She looks like a fucking turtle

 

[MexicanJumpingBeans]

Never forget that multiple billionaires risked it all for this:

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Ladies, this is your sign to raise your standards

I don't throw the word subhuman around often but I mean....