FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried megathread

110 years.
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But... with good behavior... who knows?
 
Calling it:

He'll get 15-20 years. Non-violent, first time offender. Jewish. Family connections. He has a lot going for him to have a lighter sentence. Elizabeth Holmes only got 11 years, which is how I'm reasoning this plus my inherent anti-semitism.
 
What a bumpy rollercoaster of emotions for that kike slime. From getting bailed out to absconding across to non-extradition territories to it coming out him/his kike family fund both sides of the political spectrum to this. It's a fitting end, his jewry was too visible to the public, like Harvey Weinstein/Jeffrey Epstein.
 
>Implying he's going to a jail where he runs the risk of being buttbonded by Jamal.

Boy's gonna be spending his sentence in a white collar summer camp, calling it now.
Calling it:

He'll get 15-20 years. Non-violent, first time offender. Jewish. Family connections. He has a lot going for him to have a lighter sentence. Elizabeth Holmes only got 11 years, which is how I'm reasoning this plus my inherent anti-semitism.
Jeffrey Skilling of Enron was sentenced to 24 years and got out after serving only 12. People lost their life savings and killed themselves in the wake of that.

Enron, don't forget, was one of Dubya's biggest campaign donors in 2000. Bush even referred to its founder, Kenneth Lay, as "Kenny Boy".

Sam, meanwhile, was second only to George Soros in Dem donations last year. The donor class will absolutely get special treatment.
 
Don't drop the soap, nigga
Thirty five minutes after the thread got featured for Mutt's Law to take effect. Half an hour and five minutes.

You all need to drink more fluoride tap water and eat some more sharp cheddar cheese because you're starting to slack.

The deeply rooted desire of the Amerimutt to be anally raped in prison by a black man is stronger than that. You're making your ancestors cry.

Next time it better be under 15 minutes from the moment of thread featuring. I believe in you all, you can do it.
 
What a bumpy rollercoaster of emotions for that kike slime. From getting bailed out to absconding across to non-extradition territories to it coming out him/his kike family fund both sides of the political spectrum to this. It's a fitting end, his jewry was too visible to the public, like Harvey Weinstein/Jeffrey Epstein.
Yeah... I never really bought that "dArK mOnEy!!!" thing. Sounded a lot like cope from lefties who wanted to spread the blame around rather than accept it fully.
 
Jeffrey Skilling of Enron was sentenced to 24 years and got out after serving only 12. People lost their life savings and killed themselves in the wake of that.

Enron, don't forget, was one of Dubya's biggest campaign donors in 2000.
Bankman made the mistake of witness tampering though. That's the only variable I can see where harsher measures might apply. Courts really hate that kind of thing.
 
Thirty five minutes after the thread got featured for Mutt's Law to take effect. Half an hour and five minutes.

You all need to drink more fluoride tap water and eat some more sharp cheddar cheese because you're starting to slack.

The deeply rooted desire of the Amerimutt to be anally raped in prison by a black man is stronger than that. You're making your ancestors cry.

Next time it better be under 15 minutes from the moment of thread featuring. I believe in you all, you can do it.
Nobody mentioned black men but you, buddy. Seek therapy
 
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