Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

drunken encounters with police as he stumbled home fatly from the bar.
Okay I have to run that through the AI image generator.

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It totally understands "stumbled home fatly"

Edit: Getting closer.... Another alternate reality Fatrick. This one appears to have more variety in his pepperoni selection, and rocks a bit of a different hairstyle. Apparently his Rustang isn't as new, but it's much classier-looking (for a Pat alternate).

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Edit 2: Oh shit, Hoolie's 2 is right next to DAIR - Drunken Author Intake and Rehabilitation!
 
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It’s kind of a shame he didn’t do something retarded like manage to give mullens a bloody nose.

Dan Mullens getting to sue Fatrick for damages would be awesome.



It’s almost certain he is known to the local police and probably has been for years.

I wouldn’t be surprised if there have been regular drunken encounters with police as he stumbled home fatly from the bar.
I'm pretty sure it's "Dan Mulligan". Also, there was a youtube comment on the MSNBC video I believe of someone who claimed to be former MPD who said that Patrick is a known laughingstock. The guy's channel was full of workout videos and didn't look like a total troll, who knows.
 
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Pat still coping about needing a police escort. "it was for their protection, not mine stlalker"

As if that would make him badass or something even if it were true. Everyone but the absolute lowest-IQ thugs can stop themselves from chimping out in a fucking courthouse, yet Pat is so insecure about his manliness he thinks having no impulse control is something to brag about.
The police are well known for escorting people who may be too much of a danger to others. Though typically they tend to be people on their way to enjoying prison...
 
I am absolutely flabbergasted that there are not only people who are able to enjoy Disney's Star Slop content, there are people who think this absolute trash is good.
What low, manchildish, retarded, tasteless and subhuman tastes and thoughts do you have to have to like this?
Then I remembered: Patrick Tomlinson
Pat, and literal children like my nephews, which can't help themselves because lightsabers and blaster bolts are magical at that age. But Pat? My guy, even if you've been a fan for decades, I get that, you're allowed to admit that you don't like 90 or even 100% of what's come out as of late. I'll be fair and say I liked Rogue One, but it decided to be a war movie instead of a star wars movie. Such a child
He was literally too much of a coward even to look at his critics in person, and pretends his sniveling, quivering cowardice was somehow for their "protection," despite not a single person on the entire planet being afraid of this blob of fat.

Watch how fast his Internet Tough Guy facade dissolves even when faced by a casual glance from an actual human who has the contempt for him anyone normal would have.

"Pleeeeeez PLEEEZ gimme COP PROTECTION!"

While he spews anti-cop rhetoric online all the time whenever a nigger who deserved it gets killed.
That last bit is always the funny part to me. Pat will bitch about the cops until he needs them. And generally they've been pretty fair with him, above and beyond what they've needed to, like when he pushed one of them. Could have thrown him in the slammer, but they realized he was harmless and just a sperg, so they dropped it.
 
I am absolutely flabbergasted that there are not only people who are able to enjoy Disney's Star Slop content, there are people who think this absolute trash is good.
What low, manchildish, retarded, tasteless and subhuman tastes and thoughts do you have to have to like this?
Then I remembered: Patrick Tomlinson
Have you read his books? Or even just a few paragraphs from him? It shouldn't surprise you that he likes this shit, his terrible books and storytelling could have given this away
 
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Pat still coping about needing a police escort. "it was for their protection, not mine stlalker"
I'm more amazed that he still seems to genuinely believe that his atalker's name is Robert Prongay, and he's using that monumental faildox to lord himself over the childs. If he ever makes a sargoneque video/ tweet starting with "hello, Rob", I'm done, I'm completely done. Like how fucking retarded is this corpulent cuck? Almost two months passed and he's still coping and sneeding that this time for sure he found the real identity of the future prison enjoyer. Absolute lunacy.
 
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Pat still coping about needing a police escort. "it was for their protection, not mine stlalker"
Judge to Pat: I order you to pay the defendant's legal fees, as you lost.
Pat to Judge: Your life is over, atalker. Enjoy prison.

Patrick keeps making a complete ass of himself online, and is still fat.
 
Pat tweets so much with so much repetition that you have to choose your battles. Him drunk and watching Star Wars crap is fun, these were tweeted between 2-3am his time. TWO AM.

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He's so drunk that he's nice to his friend, who correctly says this stuff sucks and has moved on:

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Just wanted to say, this is not the behaviour of a man with PTSD whose life is ruled by "cyberstalker terrorists".

Also the Pests are claiming "Patposting is dead" since other lolcows in their sights are up to new hijinks, like marrying gigatrannies. I hope they don't leave Pat alone tbh:
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Also the Pests are claiming "Patposting is dead" since other lolcows in their sights are up to new hijinks, like marrying gigatrannies. I hope they don't leave Pat alone tbh:
They won't. To think otherwise is simply your delusions again, child. They are clinically obsessed stalkers. They will enjoy prison, much as insurance companies will enjoy Patty's increased co-pays to cover his insulin and treatments for alcoholic fatty liver disease.

It's not widely discussed, but he's an obese alcoholic. Has been for years.
 
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God this reply irks me more than it should. Pat just coming in with some random stupid statement nobody asked for, phrased as a question for some reason. Check it out guys, I'm a real sci-fi author, I read about aerogel on Wikipedia! I'm pretty sure I know what's going on here??? Fuck off.

This is the original source of the video that's being quoted btw, it's been reposted all over the place for the past decade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp9Yax8UNoM
 
God this reply irks me more than it should. Pat just coming in with some random stupid statement nobody asked for, phrased as a question for some reason. Check it out guys, I'm a real sci-fi author, I read about aerogel on Wikipedia! I'm pretty sure I know what's going on here??? Fuck off.
Anybody with a half a brain would guess that the Space Shuttle's thermal tiles were made of some sort of ceramic, but Pat here is so "educated" about emerging technologies and new materials from his sci-fi shit that he forgot to consider that simplicity is the most important rule of engineering. I'd assume aerogel would be terrible for thermal tiles in a spaceplane anyway, it's ridiculously brittle.
 
They won't
The Pat-atalker ecological relationship varies in accordance to the prey-predator graph.
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The less they mock him the more obtuse Pat gets. Eventually he'll get just bold enough to produce the necessary fat to sustain the new growth in Atalker activities.

Such is The Circle of Life.
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Which trial was it where he was so nervous he couldn't get his name out?
His case against Andrew Nadolski (timestamp 00:10)
 
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