2023 Israel-Palestine Armed Conflict

How the hell do you "lose" 60 hostages? Cobra Commander predicted the future in season 3 of the Transformers: They just don't make terrorists like they used to.
The answer seems to be in the area of ether there dead by being shit by the guards, dead by the guards running away abd keavung them to starve, or IDF bombs killed them.
 
The BBC reported on the al-Shifa hospital, apparently without realizing that they were featuring a video by the war's most obvious and unapologetic crisis actor, Mr. FAFO:
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Also at al-Shifa hospital, it looks like the electricity crisis is over— not only has Hamas seemingly found enough fuel to keep the entire hospital lit up, but also enough to power a screen for Gazans to watch Hamas highlight reels on:
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Have we even seen any of the hostages other than the handful they’ve released or the one or two they used for videos? I’ve been of the opinion since the beginning that pretty much all of the 200+ “hostages” were already dead. I mean they’re on video stealing bodies during the initial attack, how many of those people are marked as missing and just assumed to be hostages?
 
Update on the MV Cape Orlando provided by a channel that autistically follows merchant marine shipping. Apparently the protestors didn't just block access to the ship.

They actually attempted to storm it, leading the Captain to declare "mayday" and ordering the crew to "repel boarders".

The protestors were not arrested by the local PD. They were detained by the coast guard. They are fucking fucked bros.
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Have we even seen any of the hostages other than the handful they’ve released or the one or two they used for videos? I’ve been of the opinion since the beginning that pretty much all of the 200+ “hostages” were already dead. I mean they’re on video stealing bodies during the initial attack, how many of those people are marked as missing and just assumed to be hostages?
Seems that whenever the IDF comes across hostages they shoot them then make it look like they were Hamas victims. The soldiers are from different parts of Israel and the areas closest to Palestine is considered a dump where the poor and unimportant people are made to live, so additional losses mean nothing.
 
Seems that whenever the IDF comes across hostages they shoot them then make it look like they were Hamas victims. The soldiers are from different parts of Israel and the areas closest to Palestine is considered a dump where the poor and unimportant people are made to live, so additional losses mean nothing.
tf is this logic? Sacrifice PR wins for no reason because ??? The area around gaza is mostly agricultural, the shitty part of israel is further south and the area around dimona
 
Seems that whenever the IDF comes across hostages they shoot them then make it look like they were Hamas victims.
I am going to give grudging credit that this is not precisely what is happening, it is that they cannot help but blow the entire situation to hell because modern combat does not function like counterstrike or videogames. You can absolutely kill all the hostages while rescuing them. Its just a grade of how much you want to Waco a situation if you bother to wait at all.
 
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BREAKING:

The 20-year-old Palestinian asylum seeker Sohaib Abuayyash has been arrested by U.S. police for planning a bomb attack against Jews in the U.S.

Apart from the terror charges, Mr Abuayyash will also be taken to court for illegal possession of a firearm.

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He was arrested in Houston and was in the country on an asylum visa
Personally I dismiss things like "Hamas is in the US" as fearmongering idiocy but how fucking dumb do you gotta be to lay out your plans like this!?
I'd give a half fuck about Israel if they didn't just fucking use everyone so disposably and expendably and expect to keep getting helped while treating people that way.

I don't have any hate for the average Palestinian, but I'm not enough of a little bitch to pretend that their culture and mindset aren't fucked up and need to be remodeled or replaced. All these woke people simping for people who shit on women, children, and 'queers' is confusing. But whatever.
This is the number one thing that I do not understand, why simp for a bunch of assholes who would kill you for having the "wrong" religion or whatever? Fuck them fully.
One guy on Twitter did a short spoof by claiming being an Hamas member who welcome the alphabet community.
Maybe the alphabet people are supporting terrorism because they want to die but are too cowardly to do it themselves? Nah they're too stupid for that.

What really baffles me is how the allegedly "anti-racist" communist revolutionary wannabes that have ruined my generation are suddenly okay with anti-Semitism, like doesn't that completely go against your "love and accept everyone" ethos that you idiots constantly mewl about like you're in some kind of cult?

Bring on the top hats, fuckers.
 
Here are some versions of Epic Rap Battles of History AI created about the conflict.

Title: Epic Rap Battles of History: Hamas vs. Israel
[Verse 1: Hamas] Yo, listen up, Israel, it's time to address The ongoing conflict we can no longer suppress Hamas, the voice of the Palestinian resistance Ready to spit fire, breaking down your existence

Your occupation of our land knows no bounds But let me remind you, we won't back down With rock throwers, we fight your superior weaponry Bringing attention to our people's destiny

[Verse 2: Israel] Hamas, your words are weak, your tactics outdated Claiming resistance while terror's perpetrated You use human shields, hiding behind innocent lives But we remain resilient, our spirit survives

We defend our homeland, united and true Protecting our people, a responsibility we pursue Our innovations and achievements, you undermine But your hatred won't stop our rise, it's our time

[Verse 3: Hamas] Israel, you claim self-defense, a futile guise While you seize our homes, our dreams, our skies We ride the waves of oppression, seeking freedom's shore For centuries we've fought, we'll fight even more

The world watches you, Israel, your actions observed Violations of human rights must be served We'll never accept this status quo you created For justice and liberation, our hearts remain dedicated

[Verse 4: Israel] Hamas, you fire rockets aimed at our civilians! Do you value life only when it's your own civilians? We build hospitals, schools, fostering hope While your leaders fill their pockets, holding your people in choke

Our existence threatened since day one But our resilience shines brighter than your gun We seek peace, a future where both sides can thrive But until then, we'll fight to ensure we survive

[Verse 5: Hamas] Israel, your occupation breeds nothing but strife A wall of division, controlling our life We fight for our rights, our identity intact Our struggle won't halt till our lands are abstract

We stand united, shoulder-to-shoulder Though the odds may seem stacked, we'll grow bolder Voicing resistance till justice is found Our cause unbreakable, forever profound

[Verse 6: Israel] Hamas, you preach resistance, but what do you gain? Your leaders hide, while your people feel the pain Choose dialogue, put down weapons of war A future built on peace, a nation to endure

We share this land, together we must exist Ignoring our differences, coexistence persists Let's rise above hatred, find common ground It's time to end this battle, let peace resound

[Outro: Hamas & Israel] Hamas: In this battle of words, we've shared our views But only through peace can a brighter future ensue

Israel: It's time to move forward, lay hatred to rest Embrace understanding, in unity we're blessed

Remember, peace is possible, if we let it be A future where Palestinians and Israelis are truly free!)

[Verse 1: Hamas] Yo, Hamas in the house, breaking it down A force to be reckoned with, we wear the crown Fighting for our nation, for our people's rights Taking on Israel, we'll win this fight
We rise against oppression, against occupation Israel, you're just a product of colonization With stones and rockets, we resist your aggression We'll fight 'til the end, no room for concession

[Verse 2: Israel] Israel's on the mic, ready to fight back Hamas, you're nothing but terrorists on the attack We've borne the brunt of your suicide bombers But we stand strong, defending our borders

Our nation's forged in struggle, against all odds Never backing down, always defying the gods We built a flourishing land, for all to see While you hide behind civilians, playing dirty

[Chorus] Hamas and Israel, locked in this battle A fight that's been rife, a never-ending rattle But we'll use our words tonight to expose the truth May this battle shed light, on this difficult pursuit

[Verse 3: Hamas] Israel, you claim self-defense, but we see through Your aggression strikes our civilians, it's nothing new Gaza under siege, a humanitarian crisis But you turn a blind eye, ignoring the prices

We fight for our homeland, for our people's rights To end this occupation, to see the sun rise We won't be silenced, won't back down tonight Hamas stands strong, ready to ignite

[Verse 4: Israel] Hamas, your rhetoric's filled with deception Exploiting your people, causing their perception We seek peace, a peaceful coexistence But you persist with violence, rejecting persistence

We'll defend our people, secure our nation's doors While you hide weapons, digging tunnels and more Let's find a resolution, put an end to this strife Israel will prevail, we'll bring a better life

[Chorus] Hamas and Israel, locked in this battle A fight that's been rife, a never-ending rattle But we'll use our words tonight to expose the truth May this battle shed light, on this difficult pursuit

[Verse 5: Hamas] Israel, you claim to want peace, but where's the proof? Expanding settlements, pushing us through the roof We're just fighting for our freedom, for our land While you paint us as villains, refusing to understand

We're not just a group, but a resistance so strong Against your occupation, our spirit prolongs Palestine will rise, with justice and might Hamas will keep fighting for what's right

[Verse 6: Israel] Hamas, your actions speak louder than words With violence and terror, your message is blurred We've offered peace, a two-state solution But you reject it, feeding on the confusion

Israel stands united, resilient through the years Our people deserve safety, to live without fears Let's find common ground, move beyond the fight In peace, we'll create a future that's bright

[Chorus] Hamas and Israel, locked in this battle A fight that's been rife, a never-ending rattle But we'll use our words tonight to expose the truth May this battle shed light, on this difficult pursuit

[Outro] Sometimes words can bridge, what seem like endless gaps Let's find understanding, break these cyclical traps Hamas and Israel, two sides with different views But peace is what we strive for, that's our final cue

Title: Epic Rap Battles of History: Hamas vs. Israel

[Hamas] Yo, listen up, Israel, it's time you meet your match Hamas in the building, ready to make this clash We fight for Palestine, every day and night Against your occupation, we won't lose this fight

Born from the struggles, the voice of the oppressed Hamas, united, we won't settle for anything less You claim self-defense, but it's all a facade Using violence to control, that's what makes you flawed

Gaza under siege, you keep them in a prison Restricting their freedom, causing division But we stand strong, united for our rights Organized resistance, we'll keep up the fight

[Israel] Hamas, Hamas, always playing the victim But it's your tactics that cause chaos and destruction We seek peace, stability, and harmony But you aim for anarchy, spreading hostility

Your rockets rain down, terrorizing our people But we'll defend ourselves, protect our steeple We've offered solutions, peace on the table But you reject every turn, only willing and able

Hamas, you hide behind civilians, exploiting their pain Using them as a shield, it's all you gain We protect all lives, yours and ours alike But you cynically use them for your political strike

Our nation's history, thousands of years at stake From ancient times to modern days, we make Israel, a homeland, reborn from the ashes A thriving nation that will never be dashed

[Hamas] Israel, you twist the truth, your propaganda is bold Building settlements on stolen land, your story's been told We fight against your oppression, the world must know Our resistance will continue to grow and grow

Our cause is just, for freedom we yearn Until Palestine is free, we will never adjourn We won't be silenced, despite your power and might Hamas will rise, we'll keep shining the light

[Israel] Hamas, Hamas, playing with fire But we won't back down, not even when you tire We seek peace, security for all our kin But you persist with violence, causing such din

We've built a nation, thriving against all odds Innovation and progress, it's time you applaud Hamas, it's time to choose peace over strife For only through unity can we forge a better life

[Announcer] And there you have it, folks, the battle is done Two sides, different views, fighting till they've won The struggle continues, a complex divide Hamas vs. Israel, a story still in stride

Who won? Who's next? You decide!

I will generate more tomorrow when I have more free time. Truly AI is a blessing to all of us.
 
Lol @ these delusional idiots thinking that screaming at the White House is going to do anything, we're laughing at you.

Then again, "militant Islamist revolution in America" isn't a spot I had on my bingo card this year. Reminds me of the novel "Prayers for the Assassin" that I read years ago in the wake of 9/11.
 
What really baffles me is how the allegedly "anti-racist" communist revolutionary wannabes that have ruined my generation are suddenly okay with anti-Semitism, like doesn't that completely go against your "love and accept everyone" ethos that you idiots constantly mewl about like you're in some kind of cult?
I mean, they've been pretty okay with hating the hell out of white people for the past few years. Why the surprise?
 
What really baffles me is how the allegedly "anti-racist" communist revolutionary wannabes that have ruined my generation are suddenly okay with anti-Semitism, like doesn't that completely go against your "love and accept everyone" ethos that you idiots constantly mewl about like you're in some kind of cult?
jews = white to them

they literally cannot comprehend the situation beyond white occupiers from europe stole land from brave brown palestinians


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letter sent to IDF soldier from a child:

"Dear soldiers, I wish for you that aliens would arrive and bring robots that will replace you and you'll be able to retire" "But until that happens I am happy that you are protecting us"
 
jews = white to them

they literally cannot comprehend the situation beyond white occupiers from europe stole land from brave brown palestinians


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letter sent to IDF soldier from a child:

"Dear soldiers, I wish for you that aliens would arrive and bring robots that will replace you and you'll be able to retire" "But until that happens I am happy that you are protecting us"
How long until they unironically adopt nazi imagery?
 
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