Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Twice Baked Turnip]

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It would be the funniest shit ever if the ad's algorithm was directly targeting these weirdos.

 

[cypocryphy]

Stealthiest tranny

I knew he looked familiar....

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Man goes to sex club and is surprised no one tried to genocide him. Sure. The sex club patrons obviously weren’t fetishising you. Such euphoria.


I pass really well. Let’s see…

Spoiler: Nude man

He wonders if HRT makes your eyes change.

How to make other men paranoid lol. Not seeing colours so vividly makes me dysphoric.

This user celebrates pissing in the men’s bathroom.

Nice danger hair.

They have no problem presenting as feminine. But don’t you dare call them she!



And one last concern from a horny gay man. Is very adamant that they are 100% gay and would never have sex with a woman.


And finally, a jump scare for you.

Spoiler: The eyes stare into your soul

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Hitman One]

I pass really well. Let’s see…

It would appear that la atrocidad de las Américas, el extintor de la luz, los impíos... has been given life by a dark sorcerer. Ladies, gentlemen, it's fucking over.

 

[alpha889boba]

Man goes to sex club and is surprised no one tried to genocide him. Sure. The sex club patrons obviously weren’t fetishising you. Such euphoria.
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I pass really well. Let’s see…

Spoiler: Nude man

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He wonders if HRT makes your eyes change.
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How to make other men paranoid lol. Not seeing colours so vividly makes me dysphoric.

This user celebrates pissing in the men’s bathroom.
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Nice danger hair.

They have no problem presenting as feminine. But don’t you dare call them she!
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And one last concern from a horny gay man. Is very adamant that they are 100% gay and would never have sex with a woman.
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And finally, a jump scare for you.

Spoiler: The eyes stare into your soul

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Jesus fucking Christ, he looks like he just sucked shit out of someone's asshole.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Such euphoria.

No attractive or even mid woman, not even a sex addict, is gonna ask that nigga for sex. If this isn't entirely fanfiction he likely just stood in a corner masturbating.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I would have laughed so hard if that black guy would have just fucking decked her on the spot when she called him a nigger.

Being pasty white was a nice touch.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I’m willing to bet a lot of “asexuals” online are children who have been given unfettered access to the internet’s frankly horrific depictions of human sexuality and are rightfully terrified.

If I was 13 and saw some of the shit that porn and social media passes off as sex I’d say I was asexual too.

Tumblr speak has poisoned our language. When I was younger I called myself asexual biromantic. It felt retarded back then too, but I liked feeling special. Obviously I don't use those terms anymore, there really isn't even much reason to label your sexuality unless you're gay. I don't even consider myself bisexual anymore lmfao. It was all a phase, shockingly.

The reason people say they are asexual is because they are insecure about their bodies and have never had sex before, and are too scared or insecure to. But once you stop being a pussy you realize you are "allosexual" just like everyone else, and are not special at all.

People who identify as asexual:
1. Minors
2. People who are uncomfortable with how sexual mainstream culture is and don't realize that this discomfort is common and normal
3. Autists
4. Pornsick individuals who can no longer get aroused by normal sexual things
5. People who have been sexually abused

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Hear the pooners roar.

 

[Haloperidol]

Not really. Celebrating anyone's death is pathetic and spiteful, and these are depressed, mentally ill, individuals, who were never given the proper care (CBT, distancing from pornography). Instead they were lied to by demagogues who make a living off of exploiting and perpetuating their disease.
I won't speak for anyone else, but above all I find them tragic. Most of these troons aren't Dong Long Gones or Yanivs, they're confused teenagers who suffer every step of the way, and actually helping them is politically incorrect. What I feel is pity.

Sometimes I feel a twinge of guilt for how little I give a shit about the people driving clown world and the people dumb enough to get sucked into it, the adults at least. Doesn’t last long though. TTD.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Hear the pooners roar.

Witness the demons manifesting through them when presented with the truth.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It would be the funniest shit ever if the ad's algorithm was directly targeting these weirdos.

It probably does. Troons are all obsessed with being trans, so their search history is going to be full of trans stuff and stuff relating to transphobia.

 

[Jizzrag]

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I hate whenever people look at me

it's disgusting and i hate it. I don't not in the im sad u looked at me kinda way i mean i want to fucking gouge out your eyes kinda way i know they're looking at me and thinking some fucking shit like "HOLY FUCK IS THAT A TRANNY??? A FAGGOT IN MY VACINITY"and have the need to fucking look at me like a fucking creature

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I'm very tall I'm very tall I'm very tall I'm very tall I'm very tall

JESUS, CAN YOU TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE???!!!!!!

ANY FUCKING THING?????!!!!!

I already know that I'm tall, I've known and hated it since I was a fucking child. I don't need anyone reminding me of it at any chance they get, ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!!

I'm basically just completely featureless apart from height in the eyes of everyone else. No other traits and no personality. I'm just a blob in everyone's view that is VERY TALL VERY TALL VERY TALL VERY TALL VERY TALL

I don't know why I ever think trooning will solve anything. I can't change height, and height is LITERALLY THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS!!!!

NOBODY EVER LOOKS AT ANYTHING ELSE. IT'S ALWAYS HEIGHT HEIGHT HEIGHT

MY ENTIRE BEING BEGINS AND ENDS AT BEING TALL, NOBODY WILL EVER SEE ANYTHING ELSE, MUCH LESS A WOMAN

IWNBAW

I'M A GIANT MAN GIANT MAN GIANT MAN GIANT MAN GIANT MAN

god, I barely even feel like a man most of the time, just an alien or a horribly deformed circus freak. I don't know how even cis men can tolerate being this tall

it sucks away all of your humanity and leaves nothing behind

God, I feel like shit, I want to kms

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That mayor and baptist person killed herself.

It’s nothing new but I wanted people to know. She will not be recognized as a woman even in death. Her last days consisted of her being harassed. She wasn’t even out irl. She had some social media accounts that weren’t tied to her male identity.

Her being trans part time online was enough for this to happen. Every article that reports this will call her a man who committed suicide. No mainstream news source will seriously call out conservatives for their obvious part in her death. They are all a cancer.

Stay safe out there everyone. They don’t need much to justify to themselves you aren’t a person.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[PetiteFeet]

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if only the same went for the farms but I guess we don't..

 

[Mad_Dog]

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They should be the ones sued for inflicting sustained spiritual, societal and psychological damage to the general population.

 

[Hitman One]

I suggest a rope or a gun. Here is the literal gremlin OP:

 

[Obstagoon]

I can't be assed to make a lolcow thread, so I figured I'd post this here instead.

2 homeless trannies create a miniature "anarchist commune" among a larger existing squatter town in the desert funded by capitalism to fight capitalism.​

Thistle Daggers-Drawn​

Commence the jigglin'

Here's an update that covers all of October. If you think this image contains a lot of repeat posts, keep in mind that my screen cap software thought I was repeating the same row of posts & decided to ignore them so many times that FEWER THAN HALF of their repeat posts show up here.



Highlights:



1: Even with filters and other technological tricks, the poor tranny can't hide his wispy mustache. Going off of his pictures, he can either afford to buy razor blades, buy batteries, or to spare electricity to shave.
2: You gotta love how he mentions his trailer providing shade for others, out of the kindness of his heart and not a result of physics. Anything to drum up sympathy donations, especially since he himself provides nothing of value outside of supposedly sharing some supplies with others.

3: Thistle sure loves his snackies! Gotta dedicate some funds to candy and chips when you and your loved one are perpetually starving to death.
4: What is this "project he's involved in to better his local community"? Let's find out!



1: ...It's a very small flowchart made in, I believe, free software I've also used before, and 1 page of text explaining how people should create things in this camp.
That's the extent of the "project he's involved in." He made 1 flowchart telling other people to work.
2: Someone reblogged his post and politely asked several fair questions asking how such a system would work in practice. Of course, Thistle never replied.
3: Maybe Thistle just got started working on this and I'm expecting results too soo-



Oh...



OH...

Let's move on.



1: Begging for $200 for a freezer in October... It's a little late for that, don't you think? It could almost be praised as a smart move, buying one when demand - and thus prices - for freezers should be lower, if not for the fact that he chose to move into a trailer in a scorching desert without a freezer to begin with.
2: The highlighted text initially made it sound like his camp gets free drinkable water from somewhere, but it turned out he meant that he - supposedly - pays for the water using donations, and 'his camp' gives a portion of it away to other homeless squatters.



1: I wonder what other funds he means. Existing donations he's set aside? But that would contradict him begging for donations for food nearly daily; why would he do that if he already had food donation money stockpiled..? Just what are these other funds?
2: I've never cracked a phone screen in my life despite consistently owning some form of mobile phone since the mid 00's. Does cracking the screen make it impossible to use parts of the screen or is it purely an aesthetic issue? If it's the latter, it's greedy to ask for donations for something like that imo. Might as well ask for donos for new clothes when the ones you've got are fine.

3: "we'd like to get tablets so we can have better internet access" What did he mean by this and why should anyone donate to him for it? Again, this sounds superficial.
4: Weird how the ride into town and back shot up from $5-10 to $25. I could be generous and say 'maybe he has to catch a ride to a town that's several hours away,' but has he really earned the benefit of the doubt by being outstandingly honest about anything?

5: He claims to need $25, $70, and 2 sets of $10. That's $115. So why's he saying that he needs $140 to take care of his needs, and describing the aforementioned things as 'needs' and not 'wants'? Something smells off about this, even for trannies. /ba dum, tsh



Just had to highlight this part.
Also, maybe he shouldn't have been walking with his head down and his eyes glued to his phone (which suggests he has internet access in at least an adjacent camp, and so doesn't need even better internet) while he knew full well there were dogs nearby. It's hard to believe this was the very first time he'd ever seen them and had no way of knowing he should put his phone away and be alert while around them. This is true of any homeless camp btw, dogs or no dogs.



1: More bragging about inadvertently 'providing neighbors with shade' again as a result of physics to make him seem like an upstanding guy worth donating to.
2: "We need X amount of money, so give us Q amount of money" again. Weird.



Pwease hewp fund da stawving anawchists. UwU



1: Here's a new talking point for their posts: propane tanks! Expect more such posts as we head into fall and winter.
2: That "See more here and here." bit at the end shows up in many of his posts, which I've cropped for brevity. The "here and here" part has no clickable URLs, which says a lot. How dire can his situation really be if he can't be bothered to check if his begging posts are formatted properly before or after reblogging them hundreds of times?



lmao bruh just identify as someone else!

Well, that's it for October's highlights. Maybe I'll go back and cover other months at some point.

The desert's summer heat wasn't strong enough to evict these flame-retardant retards, but how will they fare this winter? Will frostbite and flu send them packing, or will we be blessed with more wacky posts for many months to come? Only time will tell!