Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

I really like that "cope and seethe" is part of pat's vocabulary now lol

When will he start telling the stalkers to dilate?

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

When will he start telling the stalkers to dilate?

sneed, child

 

[Judge Holden]

When people start saying how patposting is over, then he blows it up again.
He's retarded, remember that this thread had 4 pages calling the op a faggot and that he was unfunny until he decided to sue null.

It aint over till the fat faggot sings

 

[internet friend]

"these are merely your delusions, stalker. You already are in prison. Enjoy"

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

I'm a little bit late on this, but I've definitely noticed an uptick in the last couple years of defenses being made for absolute corporate swill and slop. Search just about any big, dumb, universally panned corporate assembly line garbage on youtube, and you can find a half dozen "Why [garbage corporate media from 2+ decades ago] is secretly BRILLIANT!" style video essays on it. And 90% of the time, their defense comes down to "It has themes!". Ok, how well did it execute those themes though? "It! Has! Themes!"

So, unfortunately, it doesn't surprise me that there are people that defend this shit too. People are unable to admit that something they liked as a kid either wasn't all that great to begin with, or has gone significantly downhill, and brands and corporations are now a part of people's identities, you insult their favorite brand, it's a direct attack against them.

I just finally endured "Beau is Afraid" and that overrated asshole was complaining in interviews about how there's so much depth in it that nobody's talking about and that it gets deeper with repeated viewing. If you want that, don't make a three hour movie that's barely watchable once. These people act like no one's ever heard of the Hero's Journey before and just by having one, or like you said, pointing to any kind of theme in a film makes it art.

Rick's the worst example of that, people who think if you don't like something they like it's because you don't understand it.

 

[FinnSven]

It aint over till the fat faggot sings

He should sing at his own living funeral.
Which clearly would be the comedy roast to end all roasts.
Even if all the jokes and put downs will go over his head.

As the only reasonable thing to do after his living funeral will be to cremate him, his last words will be “No Stalker, YOUR life is nearly over, I am not burning alive, this is merely your delusions.”

 

[DumbDude43]

if someone made a fake account to go on patposting twitter and post about "oh no i have been thrown in prison for felony stalking and harassment, i am posting this from a hidden phone my cellmate smuggled inside his asshole!" would pat believe it?

 

[FinnSven]

if someone made a fake account to go on patposting twitter and post about "oh no i have been thrown in prison for felony stalking and harassment, i am posting this from a hidden phone my cellmate smuggled inside his asshole!" would pat believe it?

Probably. And gloat.

Then he would get hammered at Hooligans to celebrate.

Save the reveal to the next morning so that when he awakes with a very fat head, he will be forced to “correct the record” while still drunk, confused and suffering.

 

[Judge Holden]

Judge Sped now turns his beady pig eyes of justice onto the orange man....and makes a rather interesting comment

I am not referring to the initial two edgetard "EXECUTE DRUMPF FOR THE JANUARY SIXOCAUST" quips, those are to be expected from a manlet of his intelect. The comment about "plea deals for footsoldiers" is what I find interesting as I strongly suspect that *if* he really is that fucking stupid to think that the cops will hunt down all the people calling him fat and gay on xitter and have them prosecuted for cyberterrorism and roborape, then maybe this is how he envisions getting his ultimate vengeance upon the ice cream assassin and the other rascal higher ups....and maybe there is an element of him crudely trying to play "bad cop" on xitter to get weaker trolls to squeal on their overseers

Sure.....this would be so fucking retarded it would make Chris Chan roll his eyes and cause Cyrax to entreat fatrick to dial it back a little....but look at who we are dealing with here

 

[Something Awful]

When will he start telling the stalkers to dilate?

Someone told him to dilate once, which seemed to genuinely trigger him a bit, resulting in a rare three-oink combo.



lol "8 follower nothing". I thought he had dropped that particular schtick, guess not. This very fat man really does not understand that normal people don't give a shit and don't see leveling up their follower count as a life goal.

 

[FinnSven]

Someone told him to dilate once, which seemed to genuinely trigger him a bit, resulting in a rare three-oink combo.

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lol "8 follower nothing". I thought he had dropped that particular schtick, guess not. This very fat man really does not understand that most people don't give a shit and don't see leveling up their follower count as a life goal.

He probably thinks having a high twitter follower count is like having a high YouTube follower count.

 

[DumbDude43]

lol "8 follower nothing". I thought he had dropped that particular schtick, guess not. This very fat man really does not understand that most people don't give a shit and don't see leveling up their follower count as a life goal.

more like he doesn't understand that these are burner accounts trolling him

 

[Judge Holden]

He should sing at his own living funeral.
Which clearly would be the comedy roast to end all roasts.
Even if all the jokes and put downs will go over his head.

As the only reasonable thing to do after his living funeral will be to cremate him, his last words will be “No Stalker, YOUR life is nearly over, I am not burning alive, this is merely your delusions.”

There is only one roast I would wish to invite patrick to attend....

"no child you are not marinating me in honey mustard...
..no stalker you are not shoving ten pounds of sage apple stuffing up my ass...
..little baby infant child you are not slicing off my crispy bitchtit meat and serving it to quasi on a paper plate with potato wedges and gravy..."

 

[The Feline Solution]

Fatass does a 180 on his dad's PBR claims.

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What a convenient lie he has there in "predating the founding of PBR", one he hasn't mentioned the many thousands of times before when he got challenged on his claims about his father's gay rodeo clown days. Crafty little piggy.

 

[Something Awful]

He probably thinks having a high twitter follower count is like having a high YouTube follower count.

Neither one is easy to monetize (which is ostensibly the purpose of Pat spending every waking hour on Twitter).

I often see youtubers with 50k followers who have a Patreon with maybe a couple dozen people giving them 250 bucks per month. Making "content" isn't enough, you have to be likeable and interesting enough to make people want to support you beyond just subscribing. Which, in Pat's case... lol. His posts about his latest "work in progress" get single-digit likes. No one gives a shit.

eta: Came across an old gem, that time Patrick tried to use Twitter to apply for a job as a political firebrand.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fat is now yes-childing random people on twitter who vaguely disagree with his drumpf screeching

 

[Divine right to rule]

His TDS is beautiful this time of the year.
The seething rage and retarded takes of PoliticalPatrick next year will provide us with enough lard to toughen out several winters.

 

[AnOminous]

What a convenient lie he has there in "predating the founding of PBR", one he hasn't mentioned the many thousands of times before when he got challenged on his claims about his father's gay rodeo clown days. Crafty little piggy.

I like how mad he gets about the rodeo clown thing even though that's a pretty cool and based job generally known for badasses who are nearly insanely brave, and also aren't afraid of looking like fools. Basically everything that Pat is not.

eta: Came across an old gem, that time Patrick tried to use Twitter to apply for a job as a political firebrand.

Fatty is the sort of "ally" you desperately wish were on the other side of whatever you support. Because he does nothing but make your side look stupid. And extremely fat.

"no child you are not marinating me in honey mustard...
..no stalker you are not shoving ten pounds of sage apple stuffing up my ass...
..little baby infant child you are not slicing off my crispy bitchtit meat and serving it to quasi on a paper plate with potato wedges and gravy..."

Isn't that merely a piglet? My dad would do a whole hog annually and throw a huge party.

But since we weren't feeding an entire city, Fat Rick Hoglinson would never be on the menu. Also he would be too disgusting looking. And the fat dripping would probably start a fire. I always thought the whole hog thing was at least slightly macabre, but once they were serving up giant plates of delicious pork, you really stopped caring.

But Hoglinson on a spit? I think that would be a step too far. I don't think I could get past that. It isn't the cannibalism thing since he isn't even human, and is probably somewhere below a pig on the evolutionary scale, but look at him.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Hey, we just discovered a crossover no one expected: LaserPig in Internet Famous brought up Pat in one of his war videos

He's completely serious as using pat as a source btw

 

[Judge Holden]

Hey, we just discovered a crossover no one expected: LaserPig in Internet Famous brought up Pat in one of his war videos
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He's completely serious as using pat as a source btw

Pigception

But since we weren't feeding an entire city, Fat Rick Hoglinson would never be on the menu. Also he would be too disgusting looking. And the fat dripping would probably start a fire. I always thought the whole hog thing was at least slightly macabre, but once they were serving up giant plates of delicious pork, you really stopped caring.

Nah, install some guttering and it will be good. Also if you are worried about hygiene we could first hand him over to vengeful members of the upstanding african american community so they can do the traditional "washing the meat in bleach" ritual

After that we spray him down with a firehose an hour or two inside and out to ensure both any bleach and any icky particulates are removed

But Hoglinson on a spit? I think that would be a step too far.

Don't worry, we will consult with Nikki to plan this out since she has extensive experience of being spit-roasted

I don't think I could get past that. It isn't the cannibalism thing since he isn't even human, and is probably somewhere below a pig on the evolutionary scale, but look at him.

And best of all there is zero risk of prion infection since fatrick hasn't got a fucking brain