Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%

  • Total voters
    379
Regardless of the wine mom audience or not, Nick does not seem to be aiming to attract ANY specific audience at present. He had the late-night weebs and third-shift nerds through WW, and he picked up some politically disaffected right of Marx people as well along with MAGA extremists. These mingled with the True Crime audience in a chaotic frenzy during Depp, then he failed to deliver daytime content for the wine moms and told the rest of the audience who still had a healthy sense of shame to piss off.
On twitter, Nick is arguing against the Trump gag order, when he isn't seething at Null or defending cuties. That might be an indication that he is trying to ride the Trump train next year. He has put himself in a precarious situation with his Cuties stance and hedonism though. It can all crash down with a single Jack Myrphyesque superchat about swinger resorts, gay bars and pedoguarding.
 
That might be an indication that he is trying to ride the Trump train next year.
With his recent trip to Maralago to rub shoulders, you may be right. He’s sniffing out his next grift with that giant schnoz. It’d be a good fit. A lot of trump grifters seem to go with “I’m a huge degenerate, but woah, not like a liberal degenerate” as their platform.
 
Anyways, if he reads this thread, or is a Kiwi, I think the Francis E. Dec parody that @Drew Pickles 69 wrote would make excellent fodder for the AI. It would probably work best if he yelled the entire thing.
It's gotta be in Francis E. Dec's cadence too I'd make it myself but I don't know the first thing about AI voice generation I think you might need a Nvidia A100 I don't think my 3060 can do it but then again I don't know much about it.
 
IIRC, he's not. He took the test, found it easy, didn't go further and thought mensa was a joke of an org. Someone more autistic can cite a source on this though.
"You're on the internet now. Autism is bigger than you"
-Nick "Balldoman" Rekieta

Ty is a member of Mensa, but he hasn't gone into any events or meetings.


Law Firm of Twit & er, TDMA, and Thirsty Lawyers (June 7. 2019)
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I have single-handedly EXPOSED Nicholas Minneapolis ' 'beef jerkey' LIES!

LOOK at what is close to his children's activity centres just a town over:

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Also this is a LOL:

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It's gotta be in Francis E. Dec's cadence too I'd make it myself but I don't know the first thing about AI voice generation I think you might need a Nvidia A100 I don't think my 3060 can do it but then again I don't know much about it.
We have no idea what Francis E. Dec actually sounded like. Apparently he had an extremely thick Polish accent according to his neighbors. Boyd "Doc" Britton deserves the credit for the readings he did of Dec's letters.
 
On twitter, Nick is arguing against the Trump gag order, when he isn't seething at Null or defending cuties. That might be an indication that he is trying to ride the Trump train next year.
I'm not even a Trumptard and I think that is bullshit. It seems like a clear-cut violation of separation of powers for these activist judges to stomp into a political campaign and declare one candidate isn't allowed to talk. Ropes.
King of the grifters.
He isn't the king of shit unless there is a Kingdom of Balldos.
 
I'm not even a Trumptard and I think that is bullshit. It seems like a clear-cut violation of separation of powers for these activist judges to stomp into a political campaign and declare one candidate isn't allowed to talk. Ropes.
Ballot Box
Jury Box


We're down to the third type of box.
 
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I'm not even a Trumptard and I think that is bullshit. It seems like a clear-cut violation of separation of powers for these activist judges to stomp into a political campaign and declare one candidate isn't allowed to talk. Ropes.
I agree. I think the gag order, the civil case, and the indictments are leftists trying to get rid of Trump or make him unpopular. Nick has decided to argue on twitter against the type of crazy leftists that support the gag order. Of course he could just be doing it for fun, or for twitterbux, but I think he is courting the conservative/Trump supporting audience.

He is now also jumping into random threads on twitter to argue about the Trump cases and Rittenhouse
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I agree. The gag order, the civil case, and the indictments are leftists trying to get rid of Trump or make him unpopular. Nick has decided to argue on twitter against the type of crazy leftists that support the gag order. Of course he could just be doing it for fun, or for twitterbux, but I think he is courting the conservative/Trump supporting audience.

He is now also jumping into random threads on twitter to argue about the Trump cases and Rittenhouse
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He has to do this because networking with other lawtubers means the position is reversed now. HE is the moocher now. :story:

(taken from the fugee discord where cynthia used to hang out before she got ran off by the resident nigger (black name) and then came here)
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We have no idea what Francis E. Dec actually sounded like. Apparently he had an extremely thick Polish accent according to his neighbors. Boyd "Doc" Britton deserves the credit for the readings he did of Dec's letters.
That is true I think the guy who voiced his rants was a radio host. I remember watching a deep dive on him a few year's ago some kid's visited him in hospice in the 90s and threw a fake tarantula on him while claiming to be agent's of the computer god which is pretty fucked up honestly, that guy was way ahead of his time.
 
Ty is a member of Mensa, but he hasn't gone into any events or meetings.
Woof, I salute the 'tism sir.

Pertaining to his tweeting, wouldn't it be a better use of time for him to make some content? Hell, couldn't some of these be YT shorts where he just stares into a phone camera and says his points?

Surely that would be a better ROI than just tweeting and hoping to make a dollar or two.
 
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Part of this was posted to the drex thread but read the bottom 2 tweets. Nick's still griping about KF 'lying' about him.
"People lying on you" Learn English, you dumb nigger groomer. You're the one lying on top of the kids you groom, you disgusting animal.
 
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Part of this was posted to the drex thread but read the bottom 2 tweets. Nick's still griping about KF 'lying' about him.
You know Nick sure loves to bitch and moan about how the farms gets things wrong. Has he ever pointed out what was wrong and corrected the record? It's always some non-committal, vague bullshit. Where exactly is the info wrong? Also remember that he doesn't read his thread LMAO.
 
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Also, someone posted about Randazza's tweets. Nobody here seems to keep track on Randazza himself. Anyway, like I said months ago, I still censor the names on this discord cause someone will sperg if I don't and I'd rather not deal with that (drexel behavior tbh). But not potentially criminal though cause it's funny. :story:

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I. Don´t. Want to know. How the balldo. Works
But I have. To know. How the balldo. Works
Because if I. Don´t know. How the balldo. Works
Then I will. Become. An incel. Prude

Sorry, it is hard to get the hang of Nick way of talking. Honestly my life was better 5 minutes ago when I didn´t know how the balldo is used.
Mensa is for people insecure enough to pay for a club to say they are smart. The people who run it got autists like James Watson and other people as the sell.

It’s living proof that intellect, gullibility, education, and sniffing out bullshit are all distinct traits.
To me the people at Mensa all talk like Patrick Tomlinson and call non members low IQ childs.
 
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