Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 59 16.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 138 38.7%

  • Total voters
    357
So it's not currently a topic, but I've seen the "faran stream" and its fallout referenced several times in this thread but despite having followed along for a year, I'm clueless as to what this is. Could someone give me the TLDR?
You will need to be more specific. There have been a lot of embarrassing Faran streams.
 
More importantly, I think it underscores the fact that there's a audience for trial content. The personality of the commentator is secondary to interest in the content being commentated on. Nick could be completely drunk (as he likely is), do a trial stream right now, and people would probably watch it.
Frankly, Nick's content can't compete with the now more-established LawTube marketplace, and I think part of his spiral into alcoholism and pivot comes from that understanding. Nick's primary value as a court-case content creator does not stem from his wit or legal analysis, but more saying the things people of certain politics want to hear and dressing it up in a pseudo-legal rationale. Almost all of Nick's former fans who comment here, including yourself, tend to gravitate towards his identity and political stances as the motives for watching, more than any of his legal analysis. Rittenhouse and Amber Heard were big for Nick, not so much because of the quality of his content, but because it had the right politics at the right time.

Nick doesn't like court-room content. He doesn't have the expertise for it. Bullshitting as much as he does becomes stressful when you're dealing with something susceptible to being shown incorrect and untrustworthy like legal analysis. Alcohol helps get through being a fraud, but only so much. Nick wants to be a political crank for sexual disinhibited libertarians, not a legal commentator.
 
A tip I've been told but have never actually done personally is that Hong Kong has a lot of Savile Row-tier tailors for a fraction of the price, and you can get something like ten no-name suits for the price of one in London. I have no idea how true this is.

People told me the same thing about Thailand. I went. I bought suits. I was hugely disappointed.

It could be that I didn't spend enough money to get the good shit. But I think the problem was the time that they make them in. English bespoke tailors do multiple fittings at each stage of the process. You don't see them much outside Savile Row any more -- people don't wear suits -- but I had a few made when I was younger and it was the same process. You go in. They measure you. The measurements go off. They cut the first pattern in some kind of lining material. You go back. You try on the pattern. They adjust it all for fit. Then it goes off for cutting in cloth. You go back in again. You try it on again. They figure out where it needs adjusting. Off it goes again. It should be fine when it comes back, but if it's anything less than perfect, it goes back again.

Despite the enormous costs, nobody makes a shedload of money out of it. You're really paying for the sheer amount of time involved in making them. A shop like Huntsman has a minimum of three fittings and the actual tailors put over 80 man hours into each suit. It takes about 16 weeks from first appointment to the time that you get your suit.

These Thai tailors (and I believe the actual tailors were mostly Indians working for Thai owners, so trained in the English model with tailors established in the days of the Raj) would measure you on the day, you go back tomorrow and your suit is ready. If it needs adjustments, they'll do them when you pick it up but you're not getting the same attention to detail. And while they tell you the hand stitching is hand stitching -- and I believe them -- it wasn't the immaculate hand stitching you get on real Savile Row suits.

The big cost with Savile Row is really the real estate -- and none of the tailors actually work there any more. Those are just shop fronts these days. The men who do the cutting, the people who do the hand stitching, make the buttons, etc. all work in much cheaper locations these days. But none of them earn anything like an average salary. It's very much a labour of love for those who work in the industry.
 
So it's not currently a topic, but I've seen the "faran stream" and its fallout referenced several times in this thread but despite having followed along for a year, I'm clueless as to what this is. Could someone give me the TLDR?
It's probably the drunk stream where she flashed her pantsu or w/e. If it's not archived, I can archive and upload it somewhere.
 
You know Nick sure loves to bitch and moan about how the farms gets things wrong. Has he ever pointed out what was wrong and corrected the record? It's always some non-committal, vague bullshit. Where exactly is the info wrong? Also remember that he doesn't read his thread LMAO.
Nick is very much in the camp of "IF I was wrong, it was THEY who misled me," even when 'THEY' are inanimate facts that he drew a conclusion from. It's why he can never be wrong about Monty, he was but an innocent man accosted by internet comments which forced him to believe them to the point of defaming the individual. Noooo stalker child, it would be absurd to expect an adult to critically assess information, or when they do believe it, moderate their actions so as to not break the law (that they are apparently an expert in).
 
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Part of this was posted to the drex thread but read the bottom 2 tweets. Nick's still griping about KF 'lying' about him.
And as usual with this lying crybaby faggot, not a single example of an actual lie. Eat shit, you drunk faggot. Everything we say is true and you know it.
 
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Also, someone posted about Randazza's tweets. Nobody here seems to keep track on Randazza himself. Anyway, like I said months ago, I still censor the names on this discord cause someone will sperg if I don't and I'd rather not deal with that (drexel behavior tbh). But not potentially criminal though cause it's funny. :story:

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That's disappointing.

Throughout all this, I've tried to show respect for Randazza, even though he's representing an idiot who comported himself in a really idiotic fashion. I've always felt the lawyer can and should be viewed separately from the client. Even scum deserves legal representation.

But if he's doing the whole "trans rights are human rights" thing now, I may have to reassess that.
 
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That is true I think the guy who voiced his rants was a radio host. I remember watching a deep dive on him a few year's ago some kid's visited him in hospice in the 90s and threw a fake tarantula on him while claiming to be agent's of the computer god which is pretty fucked up honestly, that guy was way ahead of his time.
He was only 70, schiz takes a lot out of you, but yeah, it was seriously fucked up to mess with some old crazy guy who was doing nothing but dying.
 
It's gotta be in Francis E. Dec's cadence too I'd make it myself but I don't know the first thing about AI voice generation I think you might need a Nvidia A100 I don't think my 3060 can do it but then again I don't know much about it.
Shouldn't be an issue. Go over to the RVC thread in music and check it out. I'm churning out joshcore with a 1080TI. More VRAM is more better, but you can do it with that card. Don't think anyone has a Rackets model yet though and I can't seem to make training models work.
 
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I found this in one of the pictures. It looks like a shemale with those shoulders:
Can we not post pictures of those in the recital/dance school? I mean... they're all minors.

They also didn't ask to be a part of Rekieta's bullshit. I get it's on the Internet but still...
 
Can we not post pictures of those in the recital/dance school? I mean... they're all minors.

They also didn't ask to be a part of Rekieta's bullshit. I get it's on the Internet but still...
(1) They're publicly available pictures.
(2) The thing that was posted was not a child.
(3) The pearl clutching about not posting publicly available pictures of children is getting old. You forget where you are.
 
I've seen the "faran stream" and its fallout referenced several times in this thread but despite having followed along for a year, I'm clueless as to what this is. Could someone give me the TLDR?
If you’re talking about the faran drunk stream, here’s an archive of the half of the stream she was on for
 
With his recent trip to Maralago to rub shoulders, you may be right. He’s sniffing out his next grift with that giant schnoz. It’d be a good fit. A lot of trump grifters seem to go with “I’m a huge degenerate, but woah, not like a liberal degenerate” as their platform.

He will definitely grift on the election coverage. Or at least, attempt to do so... He will probably not take in as much as he could have had he developed into an actual commentary style channel with people to do research for him, but he will make something telling people what they want to hear and relying on the veneer of respect he gets as a barred attorney.

Can we not post pictures of those in the recital/dance school? I mean... they're all minors.

They also didn't ask to be a part of Rekieta's bullshit. I get it's on the Internet but still...
(1) They're publicly available pictures.
(2) The thing that was posted was not a child.
(3) The pearl clutching about not posting publicly available pictures of children is getting old. You forget where you are.

Unintentionally, you have fallen into the emotional trap that the enemies of the Farms use to spin up a faux moral outrage. It is also a tactic that Nick is using: speculation.

They 'innocently' wonder what could possibly be done with information and paint nightmarescapes populated with unrealised horrors calculated to shock the sensibilities of the common person. They conflate 'possibility' with 'threat', and that conversion gives them excuse to call for action and moral authority to prevent the predicted tragedy from occurrence. Thus they weave justification whole cloth to cover their baiting tactics. They are not perceived as the instigator; merely the one 'asking questions'. They co-opt the subconscious anxieties and ignorance of others to manufacture fear.

The Farms is dedicated (with some few exceptions who are summarily banned) to laughing at publicly displayed behaviour with ZERO direct contact. 'Laugh and move on.' This is the Kiwi M.O.

There are a lot of people present in this thread who have a lot more information that could be released on people related to Nick, but they have not done so. Why? Because it is not funny and serves no purpose. People have a basic sense of decency, but the distinguishing mark of many Kiwis is that they refuse to succumb (or to succumb any longer) to the emotional manipulations described above. Nick is the subject of this thread, but those around him are caught in the pull of his maelstrom. If you have some association with him, you will get some attention. If you have no active involvement with him, you will quickly fall out of focus of this thread.

'Laugh and move on', is my advice.
 
I will say though (and I'm sure this will make you happy), that I personally feel EVS is being a complete faggot with this whole Eric July thing. Just like Dick and Rekieta are. There's been some discussion about that in Dick's thread if you'd like to take a look. People are shitting all over EVS and CG in that thread. Hell, I did too just a few hours ago (which, again, should make you happy). I think EVS and Vito (who is basically now embraced by CG) feel threatened and jealous of July.

Rekieta, Dick, Vito, and EVS are all retards, and the July thing has created something of a fun crossover involving all of them.
Well, y'know, all of them are getting something out of it.

Vito gets a bunch of exposure for his crowdfunded superhero comic.
Dick gets someone to troll and fuck with for fun and money.
Even better, it's all at the expense of a bunch of people who blacklisted Vito after he snitched them out to Youtube for hosting Alex Jones for no other reason than Vito is a cunt.
EVS gets to settle the score with a bunch of people who were already icing him out of grifttube behind the scenes for years.

The only one who doesn't get a single thing out of it is Nick. He's so out of the loop of what's going on around him and his own situation that he's just wading through a haze of booze and coom as he burns what few bridges he has left for no other reason than he sees Dick doing it too.
 
Listening to Rekieta on the KC segment shows the mind of an utter sociopath, he thinks women and men don't have any genuine compliments for each other even if theyre as shallow as "hey nice ass can i fuuuuuccccccck it" and that only the top ten percent of women look good and that women and men need to lie to each other. So I guess in his world hes just lying to everyone trying to get sex to feel hetero.

how pathetic.
 
Shouldn't be an issue. Go over to the RVC thread in music and check it out. I'm churning out joshcore with a 1080TI. More VRAM is more better, but you can do it with that card. Don't think anyone has a Rackets model yet though and I can't seem to make training models work.
See I thought you needed alot of vram to train model's so I'm probably going to upgrade to a 4080 soon I thought about the 4090 but it seems like over kill and the heat dissipation issues stopped me from upgrading to the 4000 series. I'm also lazy and don't want to replace my motherboard because I'm running an experimental bios setting on an asrock a320m hdv to run my ryzen 5600x and it said something about "increased compatibility with nvidia 4000 series GPU's" in the latest update so it's probably not ideal to use.
 
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