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Her Cleveland-area accent really comes out when she's sauced.
Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion
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The fit on this skirt is so bizarre:
What kind of shapewear has Anna donned that is creating that bubble belly effect?
What kind of shapewear has Anna donned that is creating that bubble belly effect?
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Anna’s current apartment is not considered “outside of the city”. It’s Oak Hill, which is only considered something other than Austin by long-time residents who claim their great great great grandpappy helped settle the area with Jose Antonio Menchaca himself (and they will also petition to change every sign on a 8 mile fucking road from Manchaca to Menchaca and piss off local business owners).
Just due south of her apartment, where 290 and 71 split is an area called “The Y” and it’s notorious for traffic jams. Her princess castle was in Cedar Park, which is begrudgingly part of the greater Austin Metro area, but Cedar Park is more “outside Austin” than Oak Hill. Old Austin hippies will sooner let you include Buda and Kyle into the Austin fold than fucking Cedar Park or goddamned Leander.
The thing about Austin is that everything is a good 20-30 minute drive away from wherever you are. A long, long time ago, the city planners purposely designed the town to get clogged with traffic in an effort to dissuade people from moving there (and I mean a long time ago). This has not been improved upon.
Anna has always been a basic Zilker bitch, and her most recent move hasn’t changed that. Her apartment before the princess castle was up on North Lamar, there was a park across the street, and apparently Data loved that place, so she went out of her way to take him all the way down there after her move to Cedar Park (that’s the park where she almost threw him off the fucking bridge), and that was an easy 20-30 minute drive back then. I haven’t been keeping tabs like I used to, so I don’t know anything about where she lived between the castle and the Saint June, and what that may have meant in terms of parks.
She lives on the edge of a nice spot, and she’s pretty close to a decent off-leash dog trail, but she’d have to actually get out of her comfort zone and try something different for once, and for all her travels, she doesn’t like trying new shit.
The only real credit I can grant her is that Zilker and LBL might be one of the safer options, as last time I checked, the homeless population in Austin had really taken over a lot of those south side parks, and they were unenjoyable.
The thing about Austin is that everything is a good 20-30 minute drive away from wherever you are. A long, long time ago, the city planners purposely designed the town to get clogged with traffic in an effort to dissuade people from moving there (and I mean a long time ago). This has not been improved upon.
Anna has always been a basic Zilker bitch, and her most recent move hasn’t changed that. Her apartment before the princess castle was up on North Lamar, there was a park across the street, and apparently Data loved that place, so she went out of her way to take him all the way down there after her move to Cedar Park (that’s the park where she almost threw him off the fucking bridge), and that was an easy 20-30 minute drive back then. I haven’t been keeping tabs like I used to, so I don’t know anything about where she lived between the castle and the Saint June, and what that may have meant in terms of parks.
She lives on the edge of a nice spot, and she’s pretty close to a decent off-leash dog trail, but she’d have to actually get out of her comfort zone and try something different for once, and for all her travels, she doesn’t like trying new shit.
The only real credit I can grant her is that Zilker and LBL might be one of the safer options, as last time I checked, the homeless population in Austin had really taken over a lot of those south side parks, and they were unenjoyable.
The thing that fucking kills me about Anna is that she can’t wear cowboy boots. They are the perfect solution to having big feet in Austin.
I am going to assume Anna is a size 11 in women’s shoes. It’s not that hard to find size 11 cowboy boots, or boots that would fit that size of foot no matter how they’re labeled, in central Texas. I know a lady down Austin way who wears a size 12 in ladies’ shoes, so she buys men’s cowboy boots. Cowboy boots are a unisex shoe in that the same combination of toe, heel, and shaft can be in both men’s and women’s collections with nothing but the size difference making it clear who the boot is for. Vintage styles are also a great option that is again, very easy to find in her area.
I know cowboy boots aren’t cool everywhere, but they are in Austin, and they would give her an opportunity to wear adult-looking shoes that at least have something to do with the time and place where she exists. But she can’t fit into them for two reasons.
1) Her calves are too fat. She would have to cut into the tops of any boot she bought in order to fit her candy juicy calves in. That would ruin the boot and look very stupid. If she wanted to get a pair of custom boots made, that’s also an option for her, technically, but again, I think you’d be working with such bizarre proportions that any decent boot maker would turn down the offer.
2) I don’t think she can feel/control her feet enough to be able to do the subtle maneuvering required to get into a pair of boots.
In one pic from forever ago I remember seeing her wear a little pair of (likely) zip-up booties, but those don’t really count.
I just think it’s so sad and pathetic that she can’t wear boots in Austin.
I know cowboy boots aren’t cool everywhere, but they are in Austin, and they would give her an opportunity to wear adult-looking shoes that at least have something to do with the time and place where she exists. But she can’t fit into them for two reasons.
1) Her calves are too fat. She would have to cut into the tops of any boot she bought in order to fit her candy juicy calves in. That would ruin the boot and look very stupid. If she wanted to get a pair of custom boots made, that’s also an option for her, technically, but again, I think you’d be working with such bizarre proportions that any decent boot maker would turn down the offer.
2) I don’t think she can feel/control her feet enough to be able to do the subtle maneuvering required to get into a pair of boots.
In one pic from forever ago I remember seeing her wear a little pair of (likely) zip-up booties, but those don’t really count.
I just think it’s so sad and pathetic that she can’t wear boots in Austin.
So, it’s been about a year and a half since I last paid much attention to Anna. I see reactions on YouTube here and there, but honestly I’ve looked at this thread maybe twice in that time. The thing that strikes me as the most is that, other than the apartment, everything in her life is the exact same. Other than weighing more and moving to a new place, there have been no significant additions to her life. The only changes I can see are that Emely is gone and Jon got a wife, but Anna is still way too fucking fat, ungrateful, and clueless (and not in the cool yellow plaid way she wishes she was).
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I legitimately thought her candy thigh fat was holding up her belly fat in such a way that it was creating a weird gap between the apron belly and fupa. Sometimes I get so lost in how jiggly and wide they are I forget if the front of the thighs juts out on par with the stomach.
I guess I’m glad to know this isn’t man-made if it’s shapewear?
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The phenomenally awesome Raw Egg Nationalist has discovered Anna. His audience shares his (and our!) delight over this exquisite creature.
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Facial expression + coat = "The Grinch is back: Trooned and Ballooned"
This one is exactly like the GOTCHA inside one of those incredibly tacky gag greeting cards you saw at truck stops and your classier drug stores in the late 80s
Anna has got to know that on some level. Surely it keeps the cycle going of piling food/stuff on top of the pain. The more she humiliates herself for money the less likely she'll ever climb out. With God anything is possible, but apart from a miracle, there's a point of no return with one's dignity just as there is with one's joints. No matter what corrective action is taken, the damage is done, and can only be repaired by repenting so hard that she finally has relief after death
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One again, all clothes are horrific and we also get dirty stringy hair to top it off.
The lines on the pink skirt and blue dress are so strange. She normally wears biker shorts under her dresses which act like Spanx (as much as possible)-did she not this time? Please don’t tell me she’s wearing some string bikini type underwear creating those lines? While we’ve seen plenty of shrink-wrapped camel toe, I don’t think we’ve seen fupa, but it’s definitely there and not contained in that pink skirt.
Her body is changing, but clearly not for the better.
I don’t know who Raw Egg Nationalist is but he certainly interpreted that picture correctly.
Poor hungry fat chick lost something like 80 pounds but also lost her perverted viewers. She made the financial (and probably addicted) decision to go back to mukbanging. Once you make money for being fat on the Internet, it’s apparently hard to stop. These women have no other resources to turn to for earning. If Anna did lose weight, same will happen to her. Not going to be a problem, of course.
I still haven’t had time to see her vids.
The lines on the pink skirt and blue dress are so strange. She normally wears biker shorts under her dresses which act like Spanx (as much as possible)-did she not this time? Please don’t tell me she’s wearing some string bikini type underwear creating those lines? While we’ve seen plenty of shrink-wrapped camel toe, I don’t think we’ve seen fupa, but it’s definitely there and not contained in that pink skirt.
Her body is changing, but clearly not for the better.
I don’t know who Raw Egg Nationalist is but he certainly interpreted that picture correctly.
Poor hungry fat chick lost something like 80 pounds but also lost her perverted viewers. She made the financial (and probably addicted) decision to go back to mukbanging. Once you make money for being fat on the Internet, it’s apparently hard to stop. These women have no other resources to turn to for earning. If Anna did lose weight, same will happen to her. Not going to be a problem, of course.
I still haven’t had time to see her vids.
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The gold pants in look 2 really don't fit, when you compare them to the intended fit on the model. Fortunately, I was able to locate a pants style that will fit her uniquely curvy shape:
What a banger. Anna could never.
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I have never seen anyone as transparently desperate to be seen as a quirky, relatable chick straight from the set of a late 1990s romantic comedy film marketed at teenagers. She truly thinks of herself as the nerdy yet cool, charmingly maladroit girl next door who gets contact lenses, starts wearing her hair down, and instantly captures the heart of the Jeep-driving big man on campus, who just never realized that she was actually hot.
HOLY FUCK, NO
This is it, guys. This is the worst thing I have ever seen her wear. What the fuck. I feel like I've just witnessed a crime against humanity and I think I'm having a stroke...
...oh, wait. It turns out there was something worse after all.
Both of the pairs of pants she tried on would be awful in a size 000. They're just tacky and cheap looking, and there's no way they'd be tolerable to wear all day, even if no candy juice were involved. The fact that Anna believes that her looks are aspirational proves that she doesn't have an accurate self-perception. It's 2023 and she's still trying to prove to the high school mean girls that they were wrong to reject her. If only Abercrombie and Fitch had made hippopotamus-sized apparel two decades ago; Anna could have been a contender!
I can, but I really wish I couldn't.
I always chuckle at product descriptions that use the phrase "vegan leather", and it's even funnier that vapid online influencers like our gorl Anna have been convinced that it's somehow a more luxurious, eco-friendly, and sustainable alternative to leather.
There is absolutely nothing sustainable or ethical about an enormous pair of plastic pants made by children in a Bangladeshi sweatshop.
Speaking of "sweatshop", I want to know how she managed to extricate her candy juicy thighs from the damp, sweaty plastic. I'm sure it wasn't easy or pleasant.
Please excuse the lateness of these responses. I had to rapid cycle through the stages of grief and back again a few times after seeing her candy juice crammed into not one, but two, pairs of skintight PVC trousers.
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Fellow old people may remember this classic feel-good tune from our salad days. It's been in my head since Anna shared this godforsaken haul. Somehow, I don't think this is what poor Rich (RIP) had in mind.
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Look 4 $245
Eloquii Rhinestone Cuff Blouse $85
Eloquii Velvet Column Skirt $60
Lane Bryant Dream Cloud Sparkle Heel $100
God this is rough. Her gunt looks like a wad of spit-up chewing gum.
Say something nice: I didn't hate what she had on in the talking head segment?
I didn't see it full-on so that might have helped but I think those sort of same-print separates can look good on her depending on the print, and since this one was black and white and not a psychedelic nightmare like she usually chooses, it worked all right.
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Cornstarch. Vast, vast quantities of cornstarch and possibly a pair of scissors.
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I can't believe you just spoiled her next abandoned Christmas movie. I can almost picture the TikTok trailer - goose honks, horse kicks, a Jeep listing dangerously to one side...
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Imagine the ninth circle gingerbread holiday abomination of gooey cottage cheese, raw dough scented with sweat, foot odor, and unwiped ass/pussy.
And if you clicked that, well...
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How many pimp coats does one quarter-ton Texan woman need?
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To put it in words Anna can understand, she's candy juicy amounts of delulu lately. I don't know how much more I can watch if she doesn't stfu about how good literally every color and outfit looks on her. How can a person be so fucking blind?! 
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She also thinks she's an 8/10 blond bombshell beauty, who is just a little overweight. Anna is pretty delusional all around, always has been.To put it in words Anna can understand, she's candy juicy amounts of delulu lately. I don't know how much more I can watch if she doesn't stfu about how good literally every color and outfit looks on her. How can a person be so fucking blind?!
As for her changing shape, it seems like her fupa has finally begun descending under gravity's pull. This is making her more pear shaped than ever. She was previously much more wide side to side than she was front to back. Now she's filling in the typical fatty shelf ass and fupa, packing weight on where she didn't have it previously. This is making her new haul vidya outfits look more unattractive than ever.
If she doesn't have a walk in handicapped shower, there's no way she is able to wash herself properly. If Big Al can't fit into a shower, there's no way Anna can.
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I dunno, "exuberant" gluttony is like dining out too much in the early days with a new love, or having pina coladas on the beach on vacation. Anna's is mirthless, soulless, solitary gluttony. The pic is a lie, she's not a princess being tempted by fabulous desserts, she's sheetcaking in front of her dog.
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