Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[DankSmoker]

do u guys ever wonder if dick and his gf still do the juju the cow thing or if he found a new fursona or if everyone knowing about it has soured them on the concept entirely

You know whenever he gets any shit he doubles down, I wouldn't be surprised if he's figured out how to lactate just to spite Josh.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Can someone explain the Juju the cow thing? The OP of this thread is literally one of the worst on the site and provides zero information.

Here is the run down

 

[Mango Cobra]

he's made it further than Dax!

Nick is like the Grift Wars version of Bam Margera, completely obsessed with aping / becoming the second coming of something that he objectively was both superior to and more popular than, and the obsession fueling the inevitable collapse into irrelevance and addiction.

With Bam it was Ville Valo / HIM. With Nick, it's Juju.

 

[Seafarer]

Here is the run down

Doesn’t explain the Juju thing tho

 

[Captain Manning]

Also, I vividly remember an episode where Juju lusted after Blair White.

I remember when he said that that Liu (that bird chick Mumkey Jones was fucking) was hot.

People on the Farms tried to convince me he was trolling. I still don't think he was trolling. I think the man just legitimately has shit taste.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

A lot. He’s now of the mindset anyone who pushes back against him is a kiwifarm user.
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Also he’s still very much NOT MAD and it’s Jersh who is the one who is mad.

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Well, Eric’s new comic goes on pre-sale today, so that’s probably why Dax is being extra pissy.

 

[waffle]

I honestly don't even care about ISOM, although Eric July appears to be a pretty cool guy. I just love seeing how assblasted these pedophile faggots get every time he wins.

By that you mean he started the most fun thread this site has had in months?

The otherday it somehow came up in conversation with my wife that I had been "bickering with my internet friends about cheese a lot, over the last couple days" and she looked at me like I had two heads...

Vito delaying his book is just delicious comedy escalation. You couldn't write a better gag than Dick and Vito trying to say Eric's not professional and doest know what he's doing.

Also, the art in Vito's book looks like shit

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I swear to god these fuckers take everything so seriously. I imagine through the haze of cope and drugs they think they sound like one of Vito's pretend comic books.

"The super villain organization Kiwi Farms has fallen into disrepair and is now defending the headquarters of the Rippaverse because they must blindly follow the commands of their lord and master Null! The epic burns laid down by General DICK MASTERSON and his super best friends! Watch as the failed bully organization that has definitely lit people on fire and caused the suicide of a humble SNES emulator creator takes on Dick and his friends Captain Balldo, Riley with his ability to smell bad and Vito who is definitely NOT a pedophile! Stay trooned to the next 100 post long cryfest report on the exciting adventures of the super cool LA Brain League!"

We're just making fun of you on a forum you don't have to read Juju.

 

[Sneedotron]

The super villain organization Kiwi Farms has fallen into disrepair and is now defending the headquarters of the Rippaverse because they must blindly follow the commands of their lord and master Null!

I‘d read that

 

[Wodanaz]

he seems to really resent whenever i point out the hollywood elite he desperately sucks up to are rapists and pedophiles (and thoroughly documented as such).

I've noticed this a lot myself, also in regards to normies. It seems like the fact that hollywood is full of rapists and pedophiles hasn't really penetrated the public gestalt. They're either lazy and retarded or willfully ignorant, like the character in The Matrix who knows the steak he eats is fake, just an illusion sent to his brainwaves by the simulation, but they just don't care. Ignorance is bliss.

 

[Vect]

I‘d read that

I wouldn't. That looks like it comes off Fur Affinity.

I swear to god these fuckers take everything so seriously.

When you're a loutish hack comedian who's trapped in a business relationship with an incompetent sea urchin-faced pedophile and your lifeblood is attention, I guess you can't blame him for working with what he's got. That said, I assume there's a master plan to make it in Hollywood by whining about a dude's comic book that none of us have the IQ to resolve.

I say 'hack' because, really? A poll on how Null doesn't do exercise? You have to crowdsource that? How about;

- Why does Null hate bras? Because unlike him, they do push ups.
- How many squats can Null do? He managed one but then the toilet seat broke.
- Why does Null employ so many moderators? Cause they do all the heavy lifting.
- When was the last time Null did presses? When he dialed the number to Paisanos for the family special - literally anything to indicate just a shred of humor and intelligence and not just another boring narcissist who can't take a ribbing.

Also,

Imagine spending an extended period of your youth alone with this man.

 

[Harm]

Putting to rest confusion, Eric July explains following this animated trailer for the Alphacore comics that this is simply a standalone piece of animation. The production costs for a fully animated series (or even a mini-series) would be insurmountably prohibitive considering the release venues they've explored wouldn't recuperate the costs (either selling it themselves via blu-ray or sponsoring it via ad revenue). Other animation projects are typically funded by massive companies who license the series and then make their money back through streaming subscriptions and advertisements run during its broadcast.

Vito celebrated by tweeting every hour of the day about the Rippaverse in the lead-up, staying awake until 4am, and then picking it right back up when he awoke. His most recent cope is thus:

L | A

Oh, he's criticizing Eric July's fundraising benchmarks on the authority that he's "run a proper crowdfunding campaign before." He must be referencing the time he asked for thousands of dollars for legal fees for a criminal complaint brought against him in 2018 because there's no way Superkiller could be considered a "proper crowdfunding campaign." Maybe he means the time he barely earned enough money to print a bunch of black and red cards with plain-white text on them while using a photo of known pedophile Max Karson aka mrgirl in the promotional materials:



Surely there will be more coping from Dax and Chris on their next show.

 

[MeltyTW]

Well, Eric’s new comic goes on pre-sale today, so that’s probably why Dax is being extra pissy.

Imagine having a near stroke every time some random black guy has a bit of success and growth. SEAN SEAN THE TRSILERE OUT DHAUN I SMELL TOAST SHAUUUN MY LEFT BODIES NRUMMBBR SHRREEBNN

 

[AnOminous]

A lil silly play of words like that would have been the bare minimum I‘d expect from a professional comedian.

He doesn't do comedy professionally. He is a professional malding seether.

I've noticed this a lot myself, also in regards to normies. It seems like the fact that hollywood is full of rapists and pedophiles hasn't really penetrated the public gestalt. They're either lazy and retarded or willfully ignorant, like the character in The Matrix who knows the steak he eats is fake, just an illusion sent to his brainwaves by the simulation, but they just don't care. Ignorance is bliss.

Or they know it's always been like that. I mean Kenneth Anger goes through to the 1950s in Hollywood Babylon and it has always been a degenerate, perverted shithole full of sex predators. Fatty Arbuckle is probably the one guy who didn't rape and murder anyone.

 

[Pissmaster]

I've noticed this a lot myself, also in regards to normies. It seems like the fact that hollywood is full of rapists and pedophiles hasn't really penetrated the public gestalt. They're either lazy and retarded or willfully ignorant, like the character in The Matrix who knows the steak he eats is fake, just an illusion sent to his brainwaves by the simulation, but they just don't care. Ignorance is bliss.

Fully accepting it would drive most people crazy. It's ruined a whole hell of a lot of stuff for me. My general distaste in most cinema has honestly been a burden throughout my life, because movie discussion is a common icebreaker among normies, and I've never cared to watch most of the "classics". And as much as I'd like to sling redpills every chance I get, even my spergy ass is hesitant to say something as blunt as "Oh, do I like Chinatown? I've never seen it, because it was directed by Roman Polanski, and he is an egregious pedophile. I don't watch pedophile movies".

Of course, if I said that to Dick, I'm sure he'd start screaming "OH I LOVE PEDOPHILE MOVIES! PEDOPHILES HAVE DIRECTED ALL OF THE CLASSICS! YOU'RE JUST MAD AND SEETHING BECAUSE PEDOPHILES GET MORE FAME THAN YOU EVER WILL IN YOUR ENTIRE LIIIIIIIIIIIFE!"

 

[DankSmoker]

I say 'hack' because, really? A poll on how Null doesn't do exercise? You have to crowdsource that? How about;

- Why does Null hate bras? Because unlike him, they do push ups.
- How many squats can Null do? He managed one but then the toilet seat broke.
- Why does Null employ so many moderators? Cause they do all the heavy lifting.
- When was the last time Null did presses? When he dialed the number to Paisanos for the family special - literally anything to indicate just a shred of humor and intelligence and not just another boring narcissist who can't take a ribbing.

It doesn't have anything to do with comedy, but his blatent homosexuality. He has stated multiple times that big biceps on a man are like big tits on a woman.

 

[zer0d4wn]

Live for 6 hours. Already over half a mil. Diddler Dax is mad af.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Live for 6 hours. Already over half a mil. Diddler Dax is mad af.
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https://x.com/ericdjuly/status/1721644698522026475

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Live for 6 hours. Already over half a mil. Diddler Dax is mad af.

and it didnt stop, 597 new purchases since your last post
going from 173% sales goal to 193%
thats a total of $60,577 since your last screen shot

https://rippaverse.com/product/alphacore-1-campaign/

 

[ViM]

and it didnt stop, 597 new purchases since your last post
going from 173% sales goal to 193%
thats a total of $60,577 since your last screen shot

https://rippaverse.com/product/alphacore-1-campaign/

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Eric: Raises >6 million USD in 2 campaigns, delivers both, raises >$600k in less than 24 hrs on a spinoff
Vito & Dax: Less than $100k from 1 comic which they still haven't delivered, think Eric needs to listen to their business advice or else he'll go bankrupt