Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

[Iron Jaguar]

 

[Large Marge]

looking at tiny tim gives me a tiny panic attack

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

LA and its air have been a disaster for the human race

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Javier Milei, Argentinian politician and recent meme lolbertarian presidential candidate, always looks a little off. It's like different parts of his face are different ages. Kind of reminds me of Tucker Carlson. He speaks like a telenovela villain and says crazy shit like he communes with the ghost of his dead dog that spent $50,000 to clone, which adds to the strange aura about him.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

I've got a few, I'll dump 'em here:

-Samuel Roukin (from TURN, Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D, MWII and MWIII [remakes]) he isn't offputting weird, just kinda odd looking. Would 100% smash tho given his recent role. You should know by now.

-All of Radiohead. Except for Ed O 'Brien (tall dude in the back)

-The author Thomas Pynchon. (Gravity's Rainbow, Inherent Vice, Mason & Dixon, V). He's really fucking smart tho (I had an aneurysm trying to understand wtf was going on in Gravity's Rainbow) and apparently some of the shit he wrote about made it to mainstream metaphysics. Some of his fans think he's a group of feds (kinda like Shakespeare) given how mysterious he is.

LA and its air have been a disaster for the human race

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also who tf is this dude? I've seen this face in a few places. kinda looks like my uncle.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

JFK was a tubby ginger who looked like he ate crayons and literally stimmed by saying "huuurrr"

 

[Haliaeetus Vocifer]

Marty Feldman, of course.

 

[glowcat]

Actor Bud Cort has always given me the heebie jeebies. He already looked fucking gangly and awkward when he was younger, had some okay phases in between then and now, but he looked straight up crepuscular in more recent years. The age, his god-given fucked up phenotype, and the sex offender pencil mustache did not mesh well.

 

[Elysian]

Matt Smith is definitely weird looking.

 

[Pedophobe]

That’s extra unfortunate. Genetic deformities like that make me sad because there’s no way to actually fix it.

Still better looking overall than most men.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

II know he's a given, but Michael Jackson.
When I first saw him as a child I legit thought he was the boogeyman. As an adult, I'm still not unconvinced.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

also who tf is this dude? I've seen this face in a few places. kinda looks like my uncle.

That's online animator Cory "Spazkid" who's mostly known for appearing on the podcast Sleepycast and more recently appearing on the lets play channel Oneyplays.
That picture was taken with outside influences, demonstrating the effects of LA air on the human body.

 

[Claude Sigma]

Pete Davidson
Henry Waxman
Richard Hanania
Mike Cernovich
Eric Andre
Corey Feldman
Marty Feldman

Apart from those with obvious handicap and deficiencies, this thread has named a statistically abnormal amount of jews.
I advance the hypothesis that after thousands of years of tricks and coincidences, we are hard wired to find jews "weird" in order to be wary and stay away from them.

Next time you see someone with a weird face, ask yourself if he really has a weird face, or if he just triggered your jewdar.

 

[Radion_Godiva]

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JFK was a tubby ginger who looked like he ate crayons and literally stimmed by saying "huuurrr"

This is what attractive Catholics look like.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

This is what attractive Catholics look like.

The cream of hundreds of years of Irish inbreeding, blighted potatoes and corned beef.

Which one of you blind fucks said they thought Adam Driver was not hideously ugly? His face looks like it was set on fire and put out with a shovel.

 

[zhoparik]

Hard mode: no britbongs or jews

 

[PandaChai]

 

[Dylan]

Bulgarian singing sensation Fiki Storaro looks like one of those male beauty pageant contestants, or what a nun would draw if you asked her to draw a gay porn star.
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Typical bulgarian look.
Here's another bulgarian singer.

 

[NoReturn]

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Matt Smith is definitely weird looking.

Can any woman who is "generally into men" and enjoys a variety of different types of men explain to me why this guy was such a popular Doctor? I know it's been well over a decade but I still can't understand the appeal this guy had during his run on Doctor Who; especially since he followed objectively-attractive David Tennant (and before that, "Strange vibe but I can respect it"-Christopher Eccleston).
I feel like Doctor Who tends to cast people who are weird enough to seem a bit alien or attractive enough to pull views, but they tried to do both with Smith. In my own head I can't see the appeal. He's got weird little eyes and his features seem off.

 

[FarmVille]

Apart from those with obvious handicap and deficiencies, this thread has named a statistically abnormal amount of jews.
I advance the hypothesis that after thousands of years of tricks and coincidences, we are hard wired to find jews "weird" in order to be wary and stay away from them.

Next time you see someone with a weird face, ask yourself if he really has a weird face, or if he just triggered your jewdar.

kiwitard you’re seeing a lot of jews in this thread because Jews are abnormally over represented in every group of succesful/famous people.

It’s almost as if they were… favored or like chosen over the goyim