Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

- He got his leather blazer in Vegas with 4 others. Everyone in person liked it, but everyone online hated it. Same with the belt. He can pull it off because he 'is not a normal person' and when you aren't 'you can do a bunch of stupid shit and get away with it.'

i.e. All of his sycophants brown nosed the fuck out of him. He very obviously can't "do a bunch of stupid shit and get away with it" because last I checked his super chat revenue is collapsing, his audience is shrinking, and even his most vocal supporters (Legal Mindset comes to mind) are shitting on him. Unless Rumble is absolutely retarded when his contract comes up they are going to either refuse to renew or drastically cut his pay.

 

[jalopy]

I assume to the CO prosecutor office who sent Branca a mean letter

It was the Public Defender's office, they demanded their t-shirt back.

- He rates the film Police State well on the dramatic parts and message that the government can intervene in your life. He did not like the exposition between those scenes. He could not recall if Desouza talks about his own arrest. He was not paying attention.

You're there to pay attention you brainlet!

- He hates DW and Jeremy Boreing for giving Crowder a terrible contract offer. He likes Crowder and his show.

Queue Crowder love bombing as he tries to negotiate a new contract.

He can pull it off because he 'is not a normal person' and when you aren't 'you can do a bunch of stupid shit and get away with it.'

We know he isn't normal, and I think we all agree he didn't get away with it. Yes, everyone at the formal, political networking party was nice to your face.

 

[Potatoherder]

I am super surprised he streamed but considering Joe kicked his ass maybe he should have waited for the talking points update. Taking in $79 on yt and $112 on rumble he falls well short of the $279 joe took on yt alone. What's the point of 10k viewers when you get less than 400 in chat and 9 people giving you a superchat?

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Total Rumbles: $ 112
Rumble Count: 9
Conversion Rate Raw: 0.08693972179289026
Peak Viewers: 10352
Peaked time: 2023-11-07 01:25:38.542244772 -0600 CST m=+20008.228427476
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Chat Messages: 3698 ( 395 unique )
Muted: 0
Deleted: 0
Unknown: 1
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StreamID: 227746270
Start: 2023-11-06 21:38:27.525625333 -0600 CST m=+6377.211808032
End: 2023-11-07 02:44:47.380512684 -0600 CST m=+24757.066695383
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StreamURL: https://rumble.com/v3u6rx1-im-back-...er-trump-takes-the-stand-oh-and-a-manife.html
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[waffle]

If he ever ends up in a car accident and somebody else is catastrophically injured and he HASN'T declared his meds to his insurer, it'll render his insurance invalid. Insurers won't pay out and Nick will be on the hook for ALL of the damages. For a serious car accident, those costs can be life ruining -- even for someone as well off as Nick is

Minnesota had even more proconsumer insurance laws and that wouldn't fly here. As long as he pays his premiums I expect him to be covered. Any fantasies about Nick getting a DUI and having his insurance cancle or deny a claim are likely to remain fantasies.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Any fantasies about Nick getting a DUI and having his insurance cancle or deny a claim are likely to remain fantasies.

I assume the fantasy implied is about insurance (or potentially losing it), not him getting a DUI. I consider the DUI only a matter of time, given his current consumption.

 

[waffle]

I assume the fantasy implied is about insurance (or potentially losing it), not him getting a DUI. I consider the DUI only a matter of time, given his current consumption.

Oh yeah. Nick isn't good at normal stuff, there's no reason to think he's good at drinking and driving.

 

[Strix454]

Is there a new one? Or is this the months old one where EVS said gng and fnt creates nothing so they're nothing. While true, he's still a dumb ass anyway cause it's still a marketing platform for him that he burned for no reason.

Ethan (EVS) was looking for support and allies in his war against Eric July. The response was fnt and gng was not considered sufficient and so now he is mad at them. Its just Ethan being Ethan. Drama is oxygen to Ethan, comicsgate and his streams.

What's the point of 10k viewers when you get less than 400 in chat and 9 people giving you a superchat?

Well. It might be worth asking if there are really 10k viewers actually out there anymore. The official numbers reported are what they are. But the second-order metrics don't IMO line up with the audience actually being what its reported as being.

 

[Neetorino]

NICKAMALE

Excuse me sir, I believe the proper term is a NICK-GUH.

He can pull it off because he 'is not a normal person' and when you aren't 'you can do a bunch of stupid shit and get away with it.'

"Eccentric" is not a personailty trait to be proud of, Nicky. You dress like a faggot any everyone knows it.

He was not paying attention.

He wasted oxygen, we already knew Nick wouldn't pay attention to the core reason he was actually there. Hope that statement doesn't get him remove from any future event invite lists.

 

[Pizdec]

Of nite was that Mandy's attention whoring has escalated. One of us showed up at her workplace. Of course, no details were provided.

Ahhh yes Mandy, because we humble Kiwifarmers go up to you like Tabloid journoscum and go MISS REIKEITA MISS REIKEITA, IS IT TRUE YOUR HUSBAND WEARS A BALLDO TO INITIATE INTERCOURSE DUE TO WHISKEY DICK?

- He might do a call-in show this week. He enjoyed the last one.

I'm guessing the last call in show involved plenty of sex talk? That's usually the only reason he does them last time I bothered to watch.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Ethan (EVS) was looking for support and allies in his war against Eric July. The response was fnt and gng was not considered sufficient and so now he is mad at them. Its just Ethan being Ethan. Drama is oxygen to Ethan, comicsgate and his streams.



Well. It might be worth asking if there are really 10k viewers actually out there anymore. The official numbers reported are what they are. But the second-order metrics don't IMO line up with the audience actually being what its reported as being.

Is cyberfog at no 3 or no2? Is it even fulfilled yet?

 

[SargonF00t]

Rekieta the first time he drove his Mustang

https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1721855012685701303

 

[Schpoots]

Nobody wants to see Mandy online, let alone IRL.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Of nite was that Mandy's attention whoring has escalated. One of us showed up at her workplace. Of course, no details were provided.

View attachment 5474425

You guys, a Kiwi Farm just flew over my house.

 

[Thugnificent]

i.e. All of his sycophants brown nosed the fuck out of him. He very obviously can't "do a bunch of stupid shit and get away with it" because last I checked his super chat revenue is collapsing, his audience is shrinking, and even his most vocal supporters (Legal Mindset comes to mind) are shitting on him. Unless Rumble is absolutely retarded when his contract comes up they are going to either refuse to renew or drastically cut his pay.

Legal Mindset's "denouncement" of Nick came off a bit tongue-in-cheek and surface level to me, it didn't really address the actual issues with Nick's behavior. He lightly admonishes Nick for inserting himself into the EJ drama, but everything else felt more like he skirted around all the main issues while still giving the appearance of being critical.

- States the obvious in saying that Nick could never have been objective regarding Juju, which kind of just gives Nick an out of sorts.
- That Nick shouldn't have let EJ on the stream just because he was in chat complaining, yes that was a mistake, but not really the main issue at-hand that night. He actually went the hardest on Nick for this, which is strange given everything else he did.
- Said Nick shouldn't have privated the drunkstream, but doesn't go into the content of the stream at all or his behavior during it.

LM is just trying to play both sides by my estimation.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Well. It might be worth asking if there are really 10k viewers actually out there anymore. The official numbers reported are what they are. But the second-order metrics don't IMO line up with the audience actually being what its reported as being.

His superchat to viewing time ratio must be rock bottom among streamers whose business is mostly oriented towards generating super chats) and not by a small amount either,

This is the most obvious metric I can think of for being able to monetize ones audience for a super chat based streamer.

Throwing out numbers I think are close to accurate, let's say Ralph averages 500 concurrent viewers over the course of a day and makes like $200 streaming for 8 hours. That means:

• There were 500*8 = 4,000 hours watched of Ralph that day.
• Ralph made $200/[500*8] = $0.05 in super chats per hour watched.
• Alternate scenarios:
  • If he averages 750 viewers instead it would be $0.033 per hour watched.
  • If he only made $100 that day instead the figure would be $0.025 per hour watched.

Last night, Nick streamed for about three hours , let's say he averaged 10k viewers across both platforms (that looks like around where he ended up on Rumble alone according to @Potatoherder's post, not sure how popular his YouTube stream was). Total take was $191.

• That is $191/(10000*3) = $0.006 per hour watched.
• Note that there's an extra decimal place there.

One kind of expects this value would be lower for larger streamers but Nick seemed to be in the same ballpark last year. If he made $1750 streaming to 7,000 people for 5 hours, which sounds roughly right for what he would have made last year, that's $0.05 per hour watched, the same as the estimate I made for Ralph above.

The only thing I can think of is that Rekieta's basically got dibs on the Rumble front page based on the fact that he streams late at night. It's possible that he actually has 10k viewers watching at any given time, but they are mostly people checking out the stream and click off after a minute, or maybe they are actual boomers from Rumble who have no idea what a super chat is or does. But it doesn't really matter to Nick to the extent he can't monetize them.

- He got his leather blazer in Vegas with 4 others.

Yeah I had already guessed that because he appears to have gotten most of his cringe aging rock star wardrobe on that trip.

Everyone in person liked it, but everyone online hated it. Same with the belt.

What does "everyone online" mean? Cut the crap and say "my thread". Nobody else cares.

He can pull it off because he 'is not a normal person' and when you aren't 'you can do a bunch of stupid shit and get away with it.'

Called it. He did it because he wants to prove that he's special in some way.

 

[Neetorino]

Is cyberfog at no 3 or no2? Is it even fulfilled yet?

Cyberfrog 3 is the latest crowdfunder EVS has done.

For being "the most popular character in crowdfunded comics" it made less than Alphacore did on day 1. Very Thunk-Provoking.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Ahhh yes Mandy, because we humble Kiwifarmers go up to you like Tabloid journoscum and go MISS REIKEITA MISS REIKEITA, IS IT TRUE YOUR HUSBAND WEARS A BALLDO TO INITIATE INTERCOURSE DUE TO WHISKEY DICK?

I'm guessing the last call in show involved plenty of sex talk? That's usually the only reason he does them last time I bothered to watch.

Some. A lot of Nick simping and random conversations. Very shallow content.

I summarise all these LOCALS streams, if you care to go back about a week or so in the thread and read it. If there is something crazy in the written summary, @elb usually clips it in video format.

 

[Captain Manning]

Legal Mindset's "denouncement" of Nick came off a bit tongue-in-cheek and surface level to me,

Yeah, between Mindset and Sean, Sean's criticism seems more genuine. It's also more amusing in general.

The only thing I can think of is that Rekieta's basically got dibs on the Rumble front page based on the fact that he streams late at night. It's possible that he actually has 10k viewers watching at any given time, but they are mostly people checking out the stream and click off after a minute, or maybe they are actual boomers from Rumble who have no idea what a super chat is or does. But it doesn't really matter to Nick to the extent he can't monetize them.

I think they're taking a page from Cozi and using a multiplier.

I dunno if I'll be able to ever prove it though. It's just a hunch.

Regardless, there's something seriously "off" about those view numbers though when you compare them to the number of comments and donos.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

i.e. All of his sycophants brown nosed the fuck out of him.

I think people have more of an aversion to being openly rude IRL. You don’t even have to be a nickophant to avoid plain verbal criticism, and who the fuck knows what the holes in Nick’s coombrain process raised eyebrows to mean.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

Nick used help out this KiwiFarm site to grow which is how I found out about this site, or get people to donate to legal issue like Kyle Rittenhouse GiveSendGo or Vic Mignogna. Now he is just gifting and fucking everyone over. Kyle Rittenhouse is getting sue, not going to do a charity stream to help Rittenhouse, just going to take to pocket the money while Rittenhouse is getting sue, not going to refund the money that Ty Bear fuck Vic Mignogna over when he is a million air. Nah, I am not going to try to use my position to do any of that. I hope Montagraph wins the lawsuit. Here his GoFundMe if you want to help Montagraph sue Nick.