Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Laygs For Days said:
To put it in words Anna can understand, she's candy juicy amounts of delulu lately. I don't know how much more I can watch if she doesn't stfu about how good literally every color and outfit looks on her. How can a person be so fucking blind?! :story:
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Yeah, for those who can't stomach watching the hauls, she's been disgustingly into herself lately. Clothes that fit okay, she wishes were tighter to show off her "curves". Pants that are too tight, she thinks fit just fine. She's also been offering a ton of sexual faces and commentary, along with copious bragging about her snatched waist.

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  • "I feel like this is a man catcher coat because if he touches this coat he's going to want to come in closer. He wants to like get all up in this cuz this is soft and simple and sensual, yeah." Paired with this enticing face:
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  • Literally feeling herself up as she shimmies in place in grandma heels. That is probably her full range of movement in this outfit. "GOD, this is sexy!!" she exclaimed.
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  • Weird cap, but Anna did several air snaps in an s-shape and said, referring to the waistband of the dress, "It's really going to give me that curve, unh [she grunted], like you know that body-ody-ody, it's going to give me that." As you can see on the right, rib knit cannot magically make a snatched waist where there is none.
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  • "I look super hot."
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  • About the purple dress: "I thought it was like nah nah nah, nah nah nah [she's trying to make a sexy face and sing] like it was pure sexy and I love that it's like covered up but also sexy cuz it's like my new vibe. I want you to want me. I want you to imagine every detail [🤮] but I don't want you to see it. There is a power in that, there is a power in that provocative but yet still covered up dressing."
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    After trying it on: "This dress is like, serving. Like, whew! Whew! [Rubs herself and admires her body from the side.] Like, look at the curve, the curve is just delicious. It's delicious. Everything about this just feels right. I feel like I'm gonna take your man....What we are talking about here is how. GOOD. I. LOOK! Snatched, baby, suh-nached!"
 
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PotatoFace said:
"I feel like this is a man catcher coat because if he touches this coat he's going to want to come in closer. He wants to like get all up in this cuz this is soft and simple and sensual, yeah." Paired with this enticing face:
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Don't be doin' my boy Ol' Drippy like that.
 
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Barbarella said:
She loses 20 lbs in 8 months (Dr.Now would not be pleased) and her dormant sex drive comes alive. She and Amberlynn ought to duet.
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Much like the guy in my avatar it's obvious from the way Anna talks about sex and dating she never does either. The last time she talked about dating was back in NYC when she made up that stupid story about a guy she met for coffee propositioning her on the 1st date in London.

In general it's revealing to see her in public. She's incredibly awkward and pushes people (while filming them) she doesn't know in ways even good friends would hesitate. There's no doubt she was a walking HR nightmare for Sprinklr, which is why they shitcanned her down to Austin and then just fired her.
 
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*Incoming Sperg about entitled Anna*

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Late here, but I find the part about her dad sending her off with a blank check more believable than him making her return it and do chores. What kind of parent gives their young child a blank check to go shopping with? She would've been ballin' with a $20 bill at the book fair. So the part about returning it and being punished never happened and she made it up to seem more relatable. Anna is the epitome of "Daddy's Little Girl". Notice how all of her childhood stories are Daddy did this for me....or Daddy got this for me.....nothing ever about Mom. Nothing that ever included her two siblings. In Anna's world, it's only ever been her and Daddy.

Some of you may remember the video she made about getting that ugly Gucci purse, before her FatTok money started rolling in. She went on a long tirade about how her dad never gave her gifts so randomly buying her a $1200 bag was a big deal. Even then before she fully demonstrated her obnoxious, entitled, consumerist self, it was obvious she was full of shit. Perfect example of "Spare the rod, spoil the child."

No wonder her brother is estranged from her. Having a father that treated Golden Child Anna like a princess and neglecting the other children/mother would be enough for any normal person to go no contact with both the sibling and parent.

I still remember one of my first Book Fair purchases made with the few dollars I was sent off to school with: it was a Kristi Yamaguchi poster. I don't remember even liking ice skating, I just thought she looked like a pretty ballerina on ice.
 
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I could see Anna solving this problem the way Boogie does. He pays teenage prostitutes for the GFE. If Anna came across a handsome, fit escort willing to be with her for money, I bet she’d bite.

The problem is she would never offer or put herself on a site for that purpose, and you don’t run into hot 35 year old male prostitutes in your day to day life.

So she’s going to have to love her curves all alone. Not that I’ve thought about it, she’d probably be too scared, being a 40 year old virgin deathfat, to take advantage if she did come across one.

I’m glad to see a negative comment or two. She’s sooooo awkward, it’s so obvious she’s had few normal interactions in her life. The fact that she thought that section was cute enough to clip out and make a short should be embarrassing.
 
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Oh Lort. She accessorized the purple dress with red? Eeesh.

Put a red hat on, Anna. Then you could role play Carmen Sandiego's fat white cousin before you join up with the local Red Hat Society. (And leave a decent tip, ffs. Those old clucks are notorious for being bad tippers. "influence" them to be better!)

pippeyyy said:
Give me clocks but the "juicy" in candy juicy thighs is the lymph leakage, no? Those have to leak at this point.
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Lymph, sweat, maybe some of her "liquid lunch".
 
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FarmVille said:
What is with any random moids obsession with Amy Schumer? It’s not as if her “comedy” is less funny than looking at some random obese woman and saying “is that Amy Schumer?”
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Certain political types are now all up in arms about Schumer's public support of Israel and are looking to shoe horn in an insult about her into even the most far fetched cases, including this one. Agree she looks nothing like Amy and whatever else you think of her Amy at her heaviest was over weight. Anna at her lowest was well over three bills and was still super morbidly obese.
 
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On the topic of Anna and Amy Schumer. They do have the same long, pointed chin but the fatter Anna gets the less pronounced it is.



Anna is sitting in a same exact similar chair but it looks like a child sized chair in comparison. Her ass is resting on top of the sides. And this was Anna at least 100 or more pounds ago.


Also Amy Schumer is 5'7 and Rory Scovel is 5'11 so Anna can fuck right off with her usual "tall girl probz" excuse for not fitting in a normal human sized piece of furniture.

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