Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Follow-up on the I WAS VISITED BY A KIWI FARMER Mandy:

For those not in the know, the resident catfish of LOCALS claimed at the end of Nick's exclusive LOCALS stream this morning:

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She then disappeared, but the speculation continued in LOCALS:

JarvisHong

they fuckin tracked down Mandy

Freedom1982

What?

JarvisHong

yeah a Kiwi went to her biz

Freedom1982

wtf when?

JarvisHong

She didnt specify, but within the wek

Will she clarify? There has been nothing posted about it in the last 13 hours.

Technically the kiwi can be there, its funny guys? Why is the locals chats acting like Karen farms.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Exactly, my five dollars should have went to more productive things like real american cheese

>real american cheese
Sounds paradoxical

My recollection of Art is that he constantly uses the "no bad tactics just bad targets" approach.

A true Ralphamale!

Do we actually believe some random turned up to her work and announced they were a KF'er? I am really struggling for that dog to hunt.

I doubt anyone even showed up at her work

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I doubt anyone even showed up at her work

And if they had, she could get a DNA sample off the balldo they definitely would’ve left on her car

 

[Twinkletard]

Nick, you are so brave for standing up to the big guy.
When I think of brave... fuck those guys on 9/11 who went INTO the Twin Towers trying to save everyone. Fuck that.
I think of Nick Rekieta standing up to Wells Fargo. THAT is brave!

I don't think there's a single person Nick has ever worked for that would rehire him. Says alot.

 

[KingofSomething]

I am on the fence as to whether she believes that happened though. As in, she might be more crazy than liar. This isn't new. She's been going on and on for months about how she meets Farmers all the time IRL. The whole thing has sort of a "gang stalking" vibe to it.

I didn't know this was an ongoing thing with Mandy. If she's not just farming for attention, she's definitely crazy to believe that a bunch of gossip farmers on the internet care enough to repeatedly visit some random chick. And visit for what? She's not that important or interesting.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s reminiscent of Nick lying to Josh about what he said about Monty, using “probably” as a weasel word when he knew EXACTLY what he said.

Liar Nick has liar super-fans. Imagine my shock.

And of course Liar Nick parroted this lie without even getting any details.

I don't think there's a single person Nick has ever worked for that would rehire him. Says alot.

Incidentally that's why that's a question people generally ask your previous employers. People are usually defamation-shy and won't answer specifics, but there's no real risk in answering that with no explanation. They might not even actually really want to re-hire you but "yes" is code for "dude's good."

 

[datura_binge]

I feel like after so much of this I am left wondering where Nick gets money. A lot of his followers are realizing he is an alcoholic who only passably knows the law, he is alienating all of his professional contacts, and a lot of his own fans are probably bailing for people that he himself brought onto his own show who proved themselves more competent than him. Instances being guys like DUI guy and Legal Mindset. I am baffled by him having guys like DUI guy on for jury analysis on his own show, then turning around and talking about how stupid jury analysis is, especially for a guy who NEVER sits in front of a jury for anything ever.

Where does Nick get income from? Does he really have enough people paying him for nothing to fund his lifestyle?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I don't think there's a single person Nick has ever worked for that would rehire him. Says alot.

Did Branca ever formally employ Nick to teach constitutional law at his normie online law school like he did for Legal Mindset and Steve Gosney?

I feel like the answer is no.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

If Mandy attention baits this hard in Nick's community she is doing it ten other places we don't know about. I wouldn't be surprised if some creep from on the online showed up at her job, but I don't believe for a second it was someone from here.

I know she does it on Potentially Criminal's channel. Almost every live stream I catch, she is begging in chat for attention. Prime pick-me behavior. I'd imagine she is in most of the Nick adjacent channels begging for attention, though I tend to not watch other lawtuber channels.

I give it at best a 0.5% chance anyone from any online circle showed up at her work looking for her. She isn't interesting, the only place she gets attention is from Rekieta and Locals due to her catfishing photos.

Nobody seems to interact with her on Potentially Criminal's channel. Seriously doubt many other people would want to interact with her either.

 

[Post Reply]

I am baffled by him having guys like DUI guy on for jury analysis on his own show, then turning around and talking about how stupid jury analysis is, especially for a guy who NEVER sits in front of a jury for anything ever.

I'm with Nick on being skeptical of the body language people, they always come across like palm readers or phrenologists. Despite that, their grift is popular on YouTube. The real grifter move would have been to have them on the show, let them shill but give a respectful amount of pushback, then bring back individuals from that crew as recurring show guests to drum up interest but also serve as fodder for debate.

Or you could just scream about them and burn the bridge, I guess.

 

[Captain Manning]

I didn't know this was an ongoing thing with Mandy. If she's not just farming for attention, she's definitely crazy to believe that a bunch of gossip farmers on the internet care enough to repeatedly visit some random chick. And visit for what? She's not that important or interesting.

Yeah, if you read through Himedall's Locals logs you'll see that she's been claiming for a long time that she's been "speaking with the Kiwis" or "hanging with the Kiwis." It's weird. Nobody here knows what the fuck she's on about. This is an escalation of that, but it's not completely new.

What's funny is that she's not doing Nick any favors with this B.S.. Whether she's a liar, crazy, or both. His bizarre simping for her is causing him to appear quite the hypocrite yet again. A Farmer going to her workplace would be bad, but Riley can fuck with July at his workplace?

(Just in case there's any confusion, both would count as line crossing and should be frowned upon).

 

[Strix454]

Where does Nick get income from? Does he really have enough people paying him for nothing to fund his lifestyle?

A year ago, Nick was getting alot of money from superchats, his deal with Rumble and locals subscriptions. He was able to make quite a bit of money and got a good deal with Rumble in the aftermath of the sort of audiences he was attracting during the Depp and Rittenhouse trials.

But now he is getting alot less money from all sources. He has gone from a top superchat earner to very small amounts of money. He doesn't put any effort into his locals and I can't imagine he is getting many renewals. He is probably talking about next year with Rumble right now and I can't imagine him getting the same deal with them for next year that he had for this year.

I think the good times are over for Nick. His parents will likely bail him out of any difficulties with family money, but the big money making internet years for Nick are over. He had a money-making format talking about trials and the law. But his new format of Nick mostly talking to Nick about Nick's life is bad. Lawtube is dead. He can't get guests anymore. His former streaming friends are all walking away. Nick also appears to be in really bad health and maybe isn't capable of doing much on the internet anymore beyond whining about himself.

 

[AnOminous]

I am baffled by him having guys like DUI guy on for jury analysis on his own show, then turning around and talking about how stupid jury analysis is, especially for a guy who NEVER sits in front of a jury for anything ever.

He thinks jury analysis is stupid because he's too autistic and narcissistic to read social cues.

Also, not on point but if you'd told me just a little over a year ago my favorite law YouTuber (although I don't watch many) would turn into my favorite lolcow I wouldn't have believed you.

I'm with Nick on being skeptical of the body language people, they always come across like palm readers or phrenologists. Despite that, their grift is popular on YouTube.

I'd take that stuff more seriously from an actual professional who specializes in jury selection. There's a reason any criminal defendant facing serious charges who has the money hires one. Jury selection can mean the difference between the chair and acquittal, and frankly, most lawyers aren't very good at it (imo).

 

[RotPockets]

I give it at best a 0.5% chance anyone from any online circle showed up at her work looking for her. She isn't interesting, the only place she gets attention is from Rekieta and Locals due to her catfishing photos.

She probably talks about Nick and how much he hates Kiwi Farms to her coworkers. One of them could’ve said, “one of those Kiwi people you’re always talking about showed up the other day and asked about you.” just to fuck with her.

However she is probably just lying out of her ass since she constantly does this shit for attention. Like casually mentioning to his Locals that she reads his thread and agrees with us about lewdposting being cringe, then she pretended like she regretted posting her lewds and wanted to make art instead just to get them to beg for her to post more lewds to “own those incel kiwiPrudes”, then that morphed in to her saying people here were trying to get her to make an account, then that turned in to some bullshit about people here referring to her as “Nick’s third wife” (no one has ever said that) presumably after that blonde leathery broad with the bolt-ons. It’s a pattern that whenever she wants attention she just mentions/complains/lies about Kiwi Farms because that is Nick’s current obsession instead of her, and it always gets him to respond. Her usual go to is talking about depression and heavily implying she is suicidal to get people to talk about her boring ass. She sucks and will say anything for attention.

 

[Strix454]

Yeah, if you read through Himedall's Locals logs you'll see that she's been claiming for a long time that she's been "speaking with the Kiwis" or "hanging with the Kiwis." It's weird. Nobody here knows what the fuck she's on about. This is an escalation of that, but it's not completely new.

My theory is that she is talking to "Kiwi" Cynthia and Cynthia is feeding her all her usual nonsense. I vaguely remember Cynthia talking about being in contact with Mandy;.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

My theory is that she is talking to "Kiwi" Cynthia and Cynthia is feeding her all her usual nonsense. I vaguely remember Cynthia talking about being in contact with Mandy;.

We can’t forget about “basically.”

“Basically” is a qualifier that explicitly means “the rest of the words in this sentence are things that did not literally happen.”

 

[datura_binge]

I'm with Nick on being skeptical of the body language people, they always come across like palm readers or phrenologists. Despite that, their grift is popular on YouTube. The real grifter move would have been to have them on the show, let them shill but give a respectful amount of pushback, then bring back individuals from that crew as recurring show guests to drum up interest but also serve as fodder for debate.

Or you could just scream about them and burn the bridge, I guess.

I'm not arguing against that, but there is something to it. But DUI guy in particular has dozens of videos of *his actual trials* where he is winning in court so I have to put him, at the very least, into a different category.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Why, even if someone was inclined to cow tip, would they go for a b-list orbiter during a time that’s been dominated by dick/Vito/Eric July drama?

Besides, I can’t even remember any solid information about her being posted.

Doubt anything happened in real life, but if it by some chance did, it was probably from some discord and not the farms

There's a better chance we get footage of Juju getting his ass hollowed out before this actually happened to Mandy.

I'm with Nick on being skeptical of the body language people, they always come across like palm readers or phrenologists. Despite that, their grift is popular on YouTube. The real grifter move would have been to have them on the show, let them shill but give a respectful amount of pushback, then bring back individuals from that crew as recurring show guests to drum up interest but also serve as fodder for debate.

Or you could just scream about them and burn the bridge, I guess.

It's a bit of science mixed with a ton of art, instinct, and experience.....but it's still effective. It works well enough that people use it in all sorts of high-stakes situations.

I'd certainly give it far more scientific grounding than polygraphs.

 

[Neetorino]

She’s a filthy fucking liar who thinks throwing in a “basically” gives her leeway to make shit up and then squirm when confronted with reality. It’s reminiscent of Nick lying to Josh about what he said about Monty, using “probably” as a weasel word when he knew EXACTLY what he said.

Liar Nick has liar super-fans. Imagine my shock.

"Basically, Montegraph is a pedophile who has always like sucking little boy dicks!" - A Nick Rekieta True and Honest Opinion.
I can't imagine where else she could get away with it but in Nick's Locals.

 

[Charli Toxic]

I mean I get we are shitposting and laughing at the cows, but surely people on here are not that dumb to goto the workplace of a COW adjacent whore?

Seems like a desperate attempt to get rackets to pay attention to her. Why is anyone's guess.