DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Soylent Dora said:
Phil apparently spends at least $50 every 2 months on just wet food treats for his Catson. This would not include regular food that the cat eats daily.
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Jayuspurrr! Stahp that!
 
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Keith the Horse Fucker said:
Maybe he borrowed some money from his dad or Kat and has to pay $100 of it back
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Kat doesn't have any money, other than the tugboat she (maybe) gets. His father only sends him fish pictures, his mother sends the money.

Skippy Shortbottom said:
Welp, he did it again. $20 chargeback over night.

We are going to be blowing our nose and claiming chargebacks till New Years.
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Someone broke down the tips last night, I don't think the named people even hit 20 dollars. That only leaves the Anons that gave him the bulk of cash. So he is back to accepting anons without knowing the email again? Right, Phil. I believe you got charged back. You-Know-Who is really charging you back.

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Apparently I am retarded and these chargebacks are from September. Do chargebacks usually take 2 months to actually show up in Paypal?
 
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He's really been off his rocker a little extra of late. This man could really have someone next to him to just tell him to stop, and shut the fuck up.
 
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Skippy Shortbottom said:
This and he really should pick games that aren't just new AAA or AA fuckin' slop like these movie games where he insists on doing dumb shit like looking at every pixel on the stream.
That True Colors Life is Strange is the first time I recalled where he did exactly this.

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It's funny how almost on track of knowing yeah, new games are full of this shit. But it's also him choosing open world slop, yet you see him play fuckin Mario trying to 100% while being super bad at it, so its taking longer.
Remember he just bitched about Sonic being super short.
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I am positive he does this meandering shit in every stream now specifically for padding out runtime and commentary. He is so fucking aware people mock him for dead air and this is another one of his massive overadjustments to try and disprove he is a shit commentator.
Almighty Kevin said:
"We're starting with $50 in tips, but we're actually starting at negative $50, because I lost $100 in chargebacks. So, I'll still celebrate, I'll still do the perks and everything for you guys, but understand that, I'm not gonna be too jovial about it, y'know..."
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This line right here is why DSP can never change. It could have been -100 dollars Phil, it could have, but it was only half that. Quit fucking dooming and glooming.
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Has Phil ever gifted anyone? Inspired by his rant today. Other than strange women he wanted to lock in his house as his Mom Wife.
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No and he explained his reasoning before and it can basically be summed up as he sees it as a waste of money and basically defrauding himself or some shit. God forbid he interact with his audience in an actual chill and meaningful way like any actual streamer.
 
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Soylent Dora said:
Phil apparently spends at least $50 every 2 months on just wet food treats for his Catson. This would not include regular food that the cat eats daily.

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Listen, PL - I have a cat and I love my cat. But... it's a fucking cat. It eats, sleeps, shits and sometimes like you. Why in the fuck would you spend that much on treats for it but then not be willing to spend money on bloodwork? You can get decent cat treats for a couple of dollars. And they don't need them daily. I think Phil is taking the whole surrogate son thing a bit far.

It also brings into question the obvious financial questions. That being - why would you spend any money on extra "Pet supplies" if you are coming off a very slow week due to your illness and are hurting for money because of it? Would you not forgo it for a while to catch up? He's either lying about his financial situation or is a complete retard. I mean he's both but it's hard to grasp how ridiculous he is sometimes.

Also - If you were just out of work for three days and you need to make up money, why would you still take the scheduled day off? Seems like a perfect opportunity to make up the difference and get caught up on games that you were complaining about in this same copecast. You know, like adults do. But I guess schedule autism is too strong.
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Phil used to just dump an entire bag of those Temptations cat treats on the floor like it was kibble when he wanted to give Jasper treats, so yes, I can believe this fat retard is spending $350 per year on just extra treats for his cat-son. He's trying to bribe his cat into liking him.
Prince Lotor said:
Phil's post on the IG photo reads:
"Jasper is enjoying some salmon flavored dental treats this morning!"

So basically Phil just dumped a bag of cat treats on the floor because his narc-ego needed to show the internet what a good father he is to his son Jasper.
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"I don't care about drama, I don't want any of it in my streams I am not a drama streamer. I want nothing to do with these people. Especially Boogie, he's a fuckface and I hope he hangs himself. And Wings, he's a fat fuck that nobody wants to live. And Keemstar, he's a shitty little lawn gnome. And Side Scrollers, they are backstabbing scumbags that will do anything for money. And fuck LTG and his peanut butter complexion. And other streamers like PewDiePie, Moist, Ninja, and Asmongold they are all talentless shills. And fuck my viewers, they aren't buying memberships. And fuck you people who gave me money for saying I start shit with people." - DSP, King of Meaningful and Chill Fun Content.
 
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Crooked 16th said:
Phil has spent almost 3 hours hunting collectibles on stream
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Dev's fault they make these games so long doob.

Demanding his hand to be held to find some shit, and the stupid mini-puzzles to go along with it.
Then going around in the woods complaining no one is talking to him, revving his fuckin throat up, and then demanding tips

Fuckin' absurd meaningful curated content



 
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I don't know if anyone's seen the valedictorian stream but I'm starting to realize the reason Phil probably had such good marks in school is because he reads something and then summarizes what he read out loud. It's actually very clever and a good way to memorize things as a child. But he continues to do that to this day. He speed reads a story and then repeats what he just read. It's not good to do that when you stream. Because all it shows is that he read something but it doesn't show that he's going to retain it over time or be able to implement it.
arrivefriday said:
The only times I've heard him apologize for anything, it was for some very small mistake he did, and when he does say sorry he always exaggerates it as if he was making a joke.
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Yeah I've noticed that too. He apologizes for things actually out his control such as youtube going down and being unable to have a nonlaggy stream. He apologizes profusely. But when it's something as big as spreading PW Dubz's dox around or telling a store about Leanna having a panic attack and making it about himself it's not his fault.
 
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Love the lazy co-opting the name of the thing he swears destroyed his livelihood and forced him to be a beggar as his event du jour. There is not a thing this man puts actual effort into.

Love that he's attempting subtly to play up his Call of Duty purchase as a financial issue after making sure to tell everyone he has plenty of Xbox Good Boy Points to essentially pay for the entire purchase. Man is out for 2 days and gets most of his usual tithe and he goes from "Things aren't financially tight at all" to "Welp what I make today and tomorrow is what me and Khet live off of for the next week because neither of us can grocery shop during the week till my next payday, guess it's lunch meat sandwiches guys, really disappointing"
 
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