Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Retink Retunk]

What cursed knowledge have I landed upon?

People found an old account shilling their comic known as "Light Bringer" from decades ago on a weird fetish roleplay forum site. Linkara's interests included the green M&M, dead gay muppet gang bangs, and posts that read exactly like Drex's as he tried to flirt with people or some shit.

Edit: Oh shit, he literally larped as a Drex.

 

[miss ethanol]

Drex sounds like Linkara during his days of posting a pervert forum about wanting to fuck M&Ms.

DEAD GAY MUPPET GANGBANG

He had the hots for the green M&M.
>tfw when knowing the weird fetishes of lolcows from memory alone

People found an old account shilling their comic known as "Light Bringer" from decades ago on a weird fetish roleplay forum site. Linkara's interests included the green M&M, dead gay muppet gang bangs, and posts that read exactly like Drex's as he tried to flirt with people or some shit.

Edit: Oh shit, he literally larped as a Drex.

I fucking hate all of you for making me remember Linkara´s fetishes.
Just to add, he is also a tranny chaser and dated a preop tranny.

Also to be relevant to the thread, Nick, you know what can calm your nerves and make you forget about the toy robot, a glass or 2 of liquor, you earned it. You are Nick Rekieta, you were able to drive a Mustang with summer tires during winter and did not die, you deserve a drink for being an awesome driver.

Edit: Now that I remember, didn´t Nick had Iron Liz (Linkara´s tranny ex) on his show?

 

[Jacknife]

Man, first exposure to him was that video where Nick talked to Null about the Gunt shart.

I liked that Null seemed to have an ally that is big on youtube and well versed in legal issues, the fact that this went down the drain is depressing.

I would like it if Null reached out to make this right and show good will but he probably has tried that for a while now and Rekeita is simply being a dick.

 

[AnOminous]

I fucking hate all of you for making me remember Linkara´s fetishes.
Just to add, he is also a tranny chaser and dated a preop tranny.

That was Iron Liz, iirc, and he dumped her after she actually got the chop. Because the dick was what he was actually into.

 

[feral cat #6385]

One of my smoke detectors beeped at fucking 3am overnight because apparently the battery was low (I forgot to swap them at the DST switch), and I nearly shit myself waking up. I don't know how retards put up with that shit- much less a beeping toy that, no doubt, has a very easy to flip off button. What an absolute retardniggerfaggot Balldmoman is.

Yea. Mine have a tendency to do that in the wee hours of the morning and I end up rage ripping them off the ceiling and throwing them all over with the batteries removed so I can go back to sleep. They need to make the detectors do something else besides that chirping bullshit.

Man, first exposure to him was that video where Nick talked to Null about the Gunt shart.

I liked that Null seemed to have an ally that is big on youtube and well versed in legal issues, the fact that this went down the drain is depressing.

I would like it if Null reached out to make this right and show good will but he probably has tried that for a while now and Rekeita is simply being a dick.

This is the stupidest post anyone has ever made in this thread. Null has nothing to "make right." Rekeita is a piece of shit. A literal piece of shit.

That was Iron Liz, iirc, and he dumped her after she actually got the chop. Because the dick was what he was actually into.

Of course. The dick is the best part. Who would want a dick girl without the dick.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the stupidest post anyone has ever made in this thread. Null has nothing to "make right." Rekeita is a piece of shit. A literal piece of shit.

I can confirm this. I actually literally shat him out of my asshole. He is a piece of shit that came out of my asshole. I sincerely apologize for not flushing this piece of shit when I had the chance.

 

[Jacknife]

This is the stupidest post anyone has ever made in this thread. Null has nothing to "make right." Rekeita is a piece of shit. A literal piece of shit.

Yes that is the problem?
Which is why the attempts of Null to reach out for half a year have not worked

 

[Peace Through Power]

Nick's head is a bit porous for my tastes, but at least its rent-free

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[WhimsicalTrolli]

Nick has 5 children and 3 of them are prepubescent. yet he's friends with Vito and Dax despite their pedophilic nonchalance if not advocation. What does that make nick? A dude who spent 4 years rallying against cuties but now his idol from a 20 year old interview likes it he's suddenly cool with it?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

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"Stalking."

Here we go. Yes, let the Fatrick flow through you. The transformation is almost complete, as prophecy has foretold.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick's head is a bit porous for my tastes, but at least its rent-free

Rekieta defended his new best friend and piss fetish pornographer Riley when he literally engaged in traveling cross-country to stalk Eric July and (according to Riley) vandalized July's business and urinated on his ancestor's grave, and a police report for felony stalking was made.

Now he's unironically using the term "stalking" to describe people being made fun of on the Internet.

How long until he starts calling detractors "child"?

Here we go. Yes, let the Fatrick flow through you. The transformation is almost complete, as prophecy has foretold.

Beaten by seconds....

 

[trash cat]

"Stalking."

Here we go. Yes, let the Fatrick flow through you. The transformation is almost complete, as prophecy has foretold.

You are. Delusional.

I only wife swap. With Jamaican bulls.

What evidence of Balldo wearing has been found, child?

I want you. To make. Unlimited money.

Enjoy prison stalker.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I love how they keep kicking the autistic. Problem is, Null isn’t autistic. Juju, Nick, and the other assorted characters HAVE to resort to “‘tism” to explain away Dear Leader’s breakups with them. Not only just to put all the blame on Null, but to assuage their own heartbreak.

”HE JUST DOESN’T GET SOCIAL CUES!”, as they cry into their soft-eyed Null dakimakuras at night, Nick obsessing over a message left on read, Balldo limply resting on the pillow.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

"Stalking."

Here we go. Yes, let the Fatrick flow through you. The transformation is almost complete, as prophecy has foretold.

you are autisic. stalker.
you dont understand social cues. stalker.
you have been instructed many thousand of times to answer when i call you.
failure to do so under minnesota law is a fucking felony.
i will not stop talking about you.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

you have been instructed many thousand of times to answer when i call you.

You have been instructed many times over to start contacting this number.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

That was Iron Liz, iirc, and he dumped her after she actually got the chop. Because the dick was what he was actually into.

>her/she

 

[Terfatron]

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"I can't laugh unless someone else is laughing!!"

Like, I get the feeling these people need a literal laughtrack in theor lives to know when there's a joke and when I safe to laugh.
Just look at dicks ACKACKACKACK after every attempt of a joke.

Null Is a funny dude in a low key kinda way but these retards wouldn't know since he doesent follow every funny up w a audible que that say "you may now laugh".

But hey, what did I expect from these very non autistic free thinkers that's not at all afraid of what others think about them.

 

[MooseGump]

"Stalking."

Here we go. Yes, let the Fatrick flow through you. The transformation is almost complete, as prophecy has foretold.

No. Stalker child. I did not. Wear the baldo. But I will. Wear the balldo. I don't like. Wearing the balldo. But no one else WILL. Wear the balldo. So I WILL. Wear the balldo. *licks bottle*

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Nick is turning into some weird amalgamation of Ralph (alcoholism and drugs), Fatrick (stalker childs) and Nick Fuentes (degenerate homosexuality).

Am I missing any other cows he's turning in to?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick did another LOCALS stream:

- He started talking about how great his liver numbers are. He could not believe the results. This is a repeat from last week or so.

- He then disclosed that he had the 'cough test recently. He also explicitly mentioned his doctor was a woman and made a joke about it. The last time it happened was when he was getting a fertility check. This transitioned into a bitch about Wells Fargo and his boss who gave him a hard time scheduling it.

- He mentioned about how the internet is not real. Someone on chat said something like 'It is only fun when you drink', and Nick tangented that he has fun when he does not drink before they clarified hr was not talking about him.

- He was asked about Chrissie Mayer's special with Alex Stein, McInnes, and Venti. He thinks the right is too anti-porn. They blame it as a cover for CSAM, but that is not true. He did a small recap of 'how to explain to your child you are a sex worker'. He was derided for it, BUT he got messages from sex workers thanking him after! It is just a different moral perspective. It is not HIS choice, it is others'.

- He also dropped that he has not had Stein on because he does not like his 'presence' on streams.

- Someone asked how many OF accounts he subscribed to, ND he said none. He is really interested in OF people because they have a different but similar parasocial social media experience. Also most people who subscribe to OF workers are not the people you would think.

- He thinks people who call for objective morality in porn are usually only so hardliners about sex, theft, and violence. Why is that? He wonders. He knows people in a church that have shunned another becuase of a relationship that have with someone 1 or 2 relations removed. These types of people are horrible monsters (morally) outside of this one aspect.

- He had a very long religious heresy session, and I am not sure if people are interested. He upended a lot of bedrock dogma and bitched at the church structure and motivations. Does anyone really go to He'll? But he is just asking quesriongs...

- He is on Sidescrollers Podcast today.