Millionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson, 46, claims he has reverse-aged his PENIS by 15 years by using SHOCK therapy on his genitals - revealing he is aiming to have 'the erections of an 18 year old'

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Millionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson, 46, claims he has reverse-aged his PENIS by 15 years by using SHOCK therapy on his genitals - revealing he is aiming to have 'the erections of an 18 year old'​

  • Bryan Johnson, 46, said he wears a small device on his penis every night
  • He undergoes shock wave therapy on his penis to improve erection length
  • He says his penis is 15 years younger because of it but is yet to reach his goal
Biohacker Bryan Johnson has claimed that he has managed to reverse-age his penis by 15 years thanks to his controversial de-aging methods - which include using electric shock therapy to 'rejuvenate' his genitals.

Johnson, 46, has raised some eyebrows after sharing his pursuit to live forever - which have included swapping blood with his father and his teenage son - and he had made it very clear he means he wants every part of him to be working for longer.

The millionaire isn't only focusing on his physical health, revealing he also wears a device on his penis to measure nighttime erections - which he says is indicative of how his health is improving.

'Everyone should know these three things: [how] much you weigh, how fast you're aging and the duration of your nighttime erections,' the health junkie told podcast host Steven Barnett when he appeared on an episode of The Dairy of a CEO.

According to the biohacker - whose goal is the have the nighttime erection duration of an 18-year-old - the data is 'really important' because it represents overall health.

'This data is really important because it represents psychological Health Sexual Health,' Johnson explained.

This measure of sexual function, he explained on the podcast could help predict other health outcomes like cardiovascular fitness.

'Cardiovascular health (for people are not familiar) you can go to the gym and build big biceps or whatever, but people are not familiar that nighttime erections are actually a meaningful health indicator,' the father-of-three said.

Amongst other therapies he uses to reverse his age, Johnson explained he uses focused shock wave therapy to improve his erection duration while he sleeps.

'So there's this technology: you have a wand and you sit in a chair and then the technician uses the wand and basically shocks your penis through the acoustic technology,' the entrepreneur said.

He compared the unusual method to healing a torn ligament or injured joint.

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In August, Johnson tweeted this graphic as an update on his progress since he started wearing a small device on his penis and doing shockwave therapy. His goal is to have a penile age of 18

'You're creating micro injuries so then it rebuilds,' he said. 'And so this technology is used for all over the entire body if you're trying to heal an ACL or you're trying to rejuvenate the knees [or] the joints shoulders.'

He continued: 'So it's a technology that has a broad range of applications, it's also used for erectile dysfunction.'

'I have no sexual dysfunction,' he continued. 'I score perfect in every category, [but] we were wondering if you take this therapy this focus shock wave therapy and if it will just basically rejuvenate the penis and increase nighttime erections.'

Johnson says that so far he's been 'shocked' by the results.

'I'm now two months in [and] my subjective experience is it's as if my penis has gotten like 15 years younger,' he claimed. 'So we're still in the early stages, we still need to measure we need data before we're going to believe anything subjectively.'

He went on to show Bartlett the device he uses, which looks like an square AirPod case with a stretchy band attached.

He explained he puts it around the base of his penis and assured Bartlett that once he's asleep he doesn't feel it.

'Throughout the night when you become erect the expansion of your penis will be captured by that device and it will show how many erections you had, and for what duration and what strength,' he explained.

In August, Johnson shared an update on his penis rejuvenation program, revealing that he had succeeded in achieving several of his goals - perfect erectile function and a perfect 'erection hardness score'.

At the time, he noted that his nocturnal erections were akin to those of a 49 year old, explaining that he was aiming to achieve a penile age of 18.

His quest for youth started in 2020, and since then has spent an estimated $6 million.

His regime, which costs about $2 million per year, which includes swapping blood with his father and his teenage son, gobbling down 80 vitamins and minerals a day, and eating 70 pounds of pureed vegetables a month.

Johnson has made millions off his online payment platform Braintree which, in a span of just three years, garnered nearly $5 million in revenue.

In 2012, profits ballooned with Braintree's $26 million acquisition of Venmo, and by the following year, was bought out by PayPal for $800 million.

He has since developed a company aimed at improving the quality and access to high-tech brain scans meant to spot oncoming diseases early, earning him a mountain of revenue to put toward his health endeavors such as devices to measure nocturnal erections and a blood plasma exchange with his teenage son.

A team of more than 30 doctors routinely measure his blood, heart, liver, kidneys, brain, blood vessels, and sexual health.

He claims he now has the heart of a 37-year-old, the skin of a 28-year-old, and the fitness of an 18-year-old.
 
Oh shit this weirdo again, he's such an unhinged sperg he doesn't realize he's telling the entire world he can't get a stiffy unless he electrocutes his junk.

I'm surprised he doesn't have a thread here yet, plus braintree was a bullshit startup so there must be plenty of ex-employees who got fucked out of the IPO with many stories about this impotent idiot.
 
He's only a bit older than me and he looks like he could be my father...

Also, this makes no sense because 47 years old men still can have satisfactory sex all the time, they aren't 80. It's not gonna be the same as when they were 18, but that applies to everything. This man needs to age with some fucking grace.

This man is gonna end up like Voldemort: he hacked his body (and soul) to get eternal life and died at 70, a relatively young age for a wizard (Dumbledore was 120 and MgGonagall was 70 too).
 
Shock wave therapy is not electrical shocks you fucking dipshits.

It is an established treatment for several types of injury and long term conditions like joint issues. There are also practices blasting people's dicks with it already.
a blood plasma exchange with his teenage son
Like...I know this is a thing but your own child?

Ya know...just...I...throws hands up.
 
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You know I distinctly remember some sort of contract about anti-aging studies somewhere with his name on it.
It was like watching a guy scream about how mayonnaise keeps his hair healthy.
 
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I fondly remember those halcyon days before cancer AIDS, when GamerGaters would enquire as to the age of Mr Metokur's dick, back when he was still calling himself Internet Aristocrat.
 
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This man is gonna end up like Voldemort: he hacked his body (and soul) to get eternal life and died at 70, a relatively young age for a wizard (Dumbledore was 120 and MgGonagall was 70 too).
I KNOW you didn't just do a HArry Potter by accident

Funny enough this guy isn't the only rich weirdo doing this stuff, I've actually read other millionaire "advice guru" types talking about morning wood as a health indicator. If you are in the rich peeople and VC podcast zone I'm sure you'll hear it sooner rather than later
 
he doesnt want to admit its the blood of children isnt it ?!

I gotta admit this guy freaks me out he has some uncanny valey look on him . Like he is souless being , like parts of him are obviously middle aged and parts of him look like 20 something year old. and freaks my brain out . Like most men have one age niche sort of speak but this guy there several ages ,going at once like he is some homuncili hacked up and made up from several people .

the comments on the article are fire though
 
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He claims he now has the heart of a 37-year-old, the skin of a 28-year-old, and the fitness of an 18-year-old.
Good for him.
It might be narcissistic, but this is the wae to not be a fat slob obesoid as you get older.
I gotta admit this guy freaks me out he has some uncanny valey look on him . Like he is souless being , like parts of him are obviously middle aged and parts of him look like 20 something year old. and freaks my brain out . Like most men have one age niche sort of speak but this guy there several ages ,going at once like he is some homuncili hacked up and made up from several people .
You can prevent the aging of parts of your body quite successfully.
Skin is really hard to do because decades of exposure to sun and pollution leave their mark.
Cycles of losing/gaining weight which he probably went through as he started working out hard are also gonna put stress on skin, which loses elasticity as you age.
However, you can definitely train your muscles, including your heart, to be far "younger" than they are supposed to. Especially as most zoomers in 2023 are out of shape disgusting fat fucks or skinny fat without any muscle.
 
This measure of sexual function, he explained on the podcast could help predict other health outcomes like cardiovascular fitness.
...right, but only when you don't fuck with it! Fucking with it destroys the correlation's predictive power! This guy is a wet streets cause rain level retard.
 
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