Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Boglim Enthusiast]

The fact that BogChron is giving the subreddit any attention is just fuel for the fire. I appreciate editing down Cobes' shit but jfc we don't need the retarded takes from leddit.
What sad humans.

He's friends with literaly all the prominent faggots on the subreddit so this is really no suprise.

 

[Dick Pooman]

DTTS and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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That's one gnarly chip, the entire lower corner is just gone


At this point the only thing that will "put his mouth back in order" is pulling his teeth because he can't be expected to do basic, low level maintenance.

I remember him making fun of CoolTatse for having dentures. Oh, have the tables have turned.

 

[BallBuster II]

Will dentures even stay in his mouth with those diseased gums?

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

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That's one gnarly chip, the entire lower corner is just gone


At this point the only thing that will "put his mouth back in order" is pulling his teeth because he can't be expected to do basic, low level maintenance.

Hope he kept the chip, would be a big payday from Bitesize.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

So Reddit finds out that there's a big chunk of his tooth missing and decides to make sure he won't make videos for two weeks? Wouldn't you rather look to see how much of that thing is gone? Fucking morons.

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

Will dentures even stay in his mouth with those diseased gums?

He'll glue them in somehow.

 

[eaglesfan665]

I might have to peace out if he starts dropping teeth on camera

 

[Jack the Nigga]

Christ wish these reddit fags would piss off. I hate how ever since the Chris Chan rape incident has led to a bunch of dumbasses discovering lolcows and doing this bullshit. You know they're gonna bitch again about how "Hurr why iznt cobes giving us content lately??" Alot of trannies on there too.

 

[whogoesthere]

KingCobraJFS Denture

I can put up with the vomiting, the cum stained clothing, the hair that looks like a tramps arse, but the teeth era is one I might dip out a little on. They freak me out, I have no idea how he is able to eat anything more solid than a sponge cake with those gnashers.

I just hope he gets them pulled before he dies from infection.

 

[Spunt]

Could Clint even afford to pay for Cobes to have work done, even if it's just yanking them out and getting dentures? From what I've heard about dentistry stateside an hour with a dominatrix is both cheaper and less painful than an hour in a dentist's chair.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Could Clint even afford to pay for Cobes to have work done, even if it's just yanking them out and getting dentures? From what I've heard about dentistry stateside an hour with a dominatrix is both cheaper and less painful than an hour in a dentist's chair.

Cobra is on SSDI. He has free goverment insurance for tards. It would be free.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Could Clint even afford to pay for Cobes to have work done, even if it's just yanking them out and getting dentures? From what I've heard about dentistry stateside an hour with a dominatrix is both cheaper and less painful than an hour in a dentist's chair.

I punched it into Bing and most things say its about $75 - $200 per tooth, more if he wants to be put under (which would kick ass dood).

However, there is a much simpler solution. He just needs some string then he ties one end to the lathe...

You get the picture.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Cobra is on SSDI. He has free goverment insurance for tards. It would be free.

mandatory drug and alcohol testing for all niggers who get government gibs when?

 

[Bogliacci]

Could Clint even afford to pay for Cobes to have work done, even if it's just yanking them out and getting dentures? From what I've heard about dentistry stateside an hour with a dominatrix is both cheaper and less painful than an hour in a dentist's chair.

Cobra is on SSDI. He has free goverment insurance for tards. It would be free.

The teeth pulling would at least be covered by his medicaid, but I have a feeling Clint has him on private insurance as well.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

However, there is a much simpler solution. He just needs some string then he ties one end to the lathe...

No not even in jest, Lathes even low power desktop jobbies like Cobes one can and will fuck up your day.

 

[UncommonParlence]

I can put up with the vomiting, the cum stained clothing, the hair that looks like a tramps arse, but the teeth era is one I might dip out a little on. They freak me out, I have no idea how he is able to eat anything more solid than a sponge cake with those gnashers.

I just hope he gets them pulled before he dies from infection.

That infection needs to be worried about dying of Cobes, to be honest, not even gonna stunt, to tell the truth, it is wut it is. Twu

 

[Captain Ahab]

Some of y’all don’t know your Cobra lore. This wouldn‘t be Josh’s first trip to the dentist. The problem isn’t the money, it’s that Josh is a seven year old child in the body of a homeless vet. Making Josh do the smallest bit of “adulting” is an uphill battle for Clint.

Muscle daddy would have to set up the appointment, reschedule multiple times because Josh is too drunk to sit straight in the chair, drive him there, deal with the embarrassment of being there with Josh, repeat the same steps over and over until his mouth if fixed, deal with the paperwork, pay for what’s not covered by the insurance, and then watch it all go down the drain like Josh’s eye operation.

Clint pretty much checked out a couple of years ago. I doubt he‘s gonna do anything until Josh is literally in too much pain to function.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

watch it all go down the drain like Josh’s eye operation.

I always forget that he got that done, I mean I know that sometimes operations are ineffective it's just one of those things but come on Clint knew it wasn't going to go well an needed to keep on at him so it even had a chance of working.

Clint pretty much checked out a couple of years ago. I doubt he‘s gonna do anything until Josh is literally in too much pain to function.

Since the Arrest I kinda see why, don't get me wrong I think Clint's a bad dad for Josh he'd be Good for someone like CWC who you can sort of train to do as he's told or to not be too anoying to you directly, but Josh has a massive ODD streak in him and will fight you tooth an nail over anything he doesn't want to do and not even try to compromise.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Christ wish these reddit fags would piss off. I hate how ever since the Chris Chan rape incident has led to a bunch of dumbasses discovering lolcows and doing this bullshit. You know they're gonna bitch again about how "Hurr why iznt cobes giving us content lately??" Alot of trannies on there too.

Yeah, since lolcows are now seen as a part of “internet culture” a lot of ‘tards are shitting it up. Look at the faggots who buy cobra’s shit. Who is willing to pay 100 bucks for a painted stick then post it on Reddit for downies to upvote it? Tards, that’s who. Sadly, since “content creators” are now discovering cobra even more faggots are going to get into cobra. It’s just going to get worst.