Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Ffs it's not rape if you consented to it and regretted it later

And let's be honest here, Smorky would be sucking that dude's dick even if he was paying rent.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

And this loony toon is actually a friend of Rebecca Sugar?! I hope Sugar Lady ditches him upon finding out about this guy.

I asked this question once and I'll say it again. What's up with these LOLcows wanting to be tranny? Seriously, the moment they go cuckoo for cocoa puffs, they wear a dress, slap on some makeup and some shit and say they're trans (woman or man) and looking like a fucking hot mess and nowhere near being the gender they claim to be.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

A pedo and a furry? Yes, he deserve to die alone.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

And this loony toon is actually a friend of Rebecca Sugar?! I hope Sugar Lady ditches him upon finding out about this guy.

I asked this question once and I'll say it again. What's up with these LOLcows wanting to be tranny? Seriously, the moment they go cuckoo for cocoa puffs, they wear a dress, slap on some makeup and some shit and say they're trans (woman or man) and looking like a fucking hot mess and nowhere near being the gender they claim to be.

Maybe it's what lolcows do when they have a quarter life crisis?

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Maybe it's what lolcows do when they have a quarter life crisis?

Why can't they spend it on a expensive car or do a bunch of drugs like most reasonably sane people would when they have a quarter life crisis?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Why can't they spend it on a expensive car or do a bunch of drugs like most people would when they have a quarter life crisis?

Because they're poor and it's probally partially to do with them not wanting to grow up too, at least they all seem to act like melodramatic teenage girls when they "Come out" as female, not like late 20 - 30 year old woman.

 

[repentance]

And this loony toon is actually a friend of Rebecca Sugar?! I hope Sugar Lady ditches him upon finding out about this guy.

That should surprise no-one. She's done her own share of shipping.

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/animators/rebecca-sugar-4363.html

 

[Spudnik]

Shmorky tries to do this sort of thing, but because there's very little substance to his characters or their stories/what they're doing, it's just cheap and juvenile to an insulting point.

So I know this is an older post, but I was digging through the "Smut" Archive, and thought it was interesting. Schmorky definitely got a lot of style from Bode, which is really evident when he did a "tribute" piece in 2001 while still going by Cave Deli;

That archive has a lot of garbage comics, but are interesting in the Context of this thread, mostly because there's an awful lot of "Ironic" fur porn. Not sure if it's been brought up, but at one point (as Dave Kelly) he did a comic called "Living in greytown" The only place that has any real mention of this seems to be Wikifur(make of that what you will). Another comic mentioned in the archive is "Welcome to Darktown" for the Porn comic paysite Slipshine (tumblr link with a couple pages);

Also a couple old BBS threads that may or may not be from DaveBunny, according to the last davebunny post. Supposedly, the first, whiny, ones aren't his, since he doesn't use AOL and "I live on my own and I pay my own rent" being from early 2001, I don't know how that lines up with the sadbrains roommate blowjob comic from "2000" a few pages back.
https://web.archive.org/web/20070416121127/http://seth.beepboopinternet.com/davekelly/daveboard.html
https://web.archive.org/web/2007041...eepboopinternet.com/davekelly/daveboard2.html
https://web.archive.org/web/2007041...eepboopinternet.com/davekelly/daveboard2.html
Didn't see much of this on the thread already, sorry if it's "late"

 

[AnOminous]

So I know this is an older post, but I was digging through the "Smut" Archive, and thought it was interesting. Schmorky definitely got a lot of style from Bode, which is really evident when he did a "tribute" piece in 2001 while still going by Cave Deli;

Vaughn Bode was more original and brilliant than Shmorks, but he was just as much or even more of a fucking weirdo, and died of autoerotic asphyxia.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

I asked this question once and I'll say it again. What's up with these LOLcows wanting to be tranny?

Autists (which most troons are) have trouble understanding social interactions and social cues and thus have trouble understanding gender roles and the resulting behavior expected of them, so they decide "since I don't like/understand the gender roles foisted upon me, I must be the other gender".

Same presumably applies to cows that have trouble with understanding social nuance or gender roles due to mental illness or personality disorders.

 

[HickoryDickory]

So I know this is an older post, but I was digging through the "Smut" Archive, and thought it was interesting. Schmorky definitely got a lot of style from Bode, which is really evident when he did a "tribute" piece in 2001 while still going by Cave Deli;

That archive has a lot of garbage comics, but are interesting in the Context of this thread, mostly because there's an awful lot of "Ironic" fur porn. Not sure if it's been brought up, but at one point (as Dave Kelly) he did a comic called "Living in greytown" The only place that has any real mention of this seems to be Wikifur(make of that what you will). Another comic mentioned in the archive is "Welcome to Darktown" for the Porn comic paysite Slipshine (tumblr link with a couple pages);

Also a couple old BBS threads that may or may not be from DaveBunny, according to the last davebunny post. Supposedly, the first, whiny, ones aren't his, since he doesn't use AOL and "I live on my own and I pay my own rent" being from early 2001, I don't know how that lines up with the sadbrains roommate blowjob comic from "2000" a few pages back.
https://web.archive.org/web/20070416121127/http://seth.beepboopinternet.com/davekelly/daveboard.html
https://web.archive.org/web/2007041...eepboopinternet.com/davekelly/daveboard2.html
Didn't see much of this on the thread already, sorry if it's "late"

Slipshine, haven't heard of that in years. I remember the creator of Wendy going through depression and kept messing up his own work, and retconned most of it. The Polyp's thing for SS was terrible.

 

[has]

That archive has a lot of garbage comics, but are interesting in the Context of this thread, mostly because there's an awful lot of "Ironic" fur porn. Not sure if it's been brought up, but at one point (as Dave Kelly) he did a comic called "Living in greytown" The only place that has any real mention of this seems to be Wikifur(make of that what you will).

I just remembered someone posted an archive of "Living in Greytown" on /co/ a while ago, had a search and found it here: http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/85190215/#85212123
https://mega.nz/#!ZMcXya7I!irkH5EPmCYNPCy8fcfnLwjDMrGIZFZR05k2h2_u6Mmo

According to the thread, it seems to be at least mostly complete. Not sure if it's worth scrubbing through for insanity, but figured it's worth posting.

 

[MrLooks]

God looks like sometimes it's best not to dig into someone's closet skeletons. I used to enjoy his videos with Lowtax. 99% because of Lowtax, but he was a decent sidekick for those videos. I am intrigued yet at the same time not sure I need to know these things about him lol.

 

[DefunctChip]

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So I'm kinda confused about these klurf things. Smorks seems to call them these genderspecial/genderfluid/genderfucked creatures with no gender yet I'm seeing porn here that he drew himself that shows them with defined genitals and breasts. And they frequently have feminine/semi-masculine traits, like females with long eyelashes and eyeshadow. So what the hell is it? Do they have genders or not? They seem to fulfill both the sexual and social roles so it seems like they pretty much DO have genders.

 

[Grog]

One of the main tenets of the LGBTQI+ clusterfuck is that sex and gender aren't related. So you're free to have a girldick while claiming to be galaxygender.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So I'm kinda confused about these klurf things. Smorks seems to call them these genderspecial/genderfluid/genderfucked creatures with no gender yet I'm seeing porn here that he drew himself that shows them with defined genitals and breasts. And they frequently have feminine/semi-masculine traits, like females with long eyelashes and eyeshadow. So what the hell is it? Do they have genders or not? They seem to fulfill both the sexual and social roles so it seems like they pretty much DO have genders.

The way I see it- Shmorks is confused about his gender, and as a side effect, he forgets these things are gender-fluid (though why they are in the first place is eyebrow raising).

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Shmorky's primary fantasies are very specifically about a mother/big sister figure molesting a child of either sex, the latter being the role he usually projects on. The whole "fuck the binary!" thing is contradictory to his very gendered fantasies, and since he can't draw anything other than Klurfs, he can't so easily separate the two.

My money's on him being totally straight, but incredibly desperate to fulfill his sexual fantasies with somebody. Which makes that whole "I am ~~pansexual~~ and ~~nonbinary~~" comic kind of hilarious.

 

[DefunctChip]

That's another thing I noticed. He can't draw anything but those damn blobs. They all have the same face, same structure, literally nothing makes them stand out from each other besides color and hair style (and even then the hair tends to not be that different). It's such a waste because in all honesty I think he's a really good animator. I especially enjoyed that sequence in his Game Grumps animation where he animated Peach--it was really expressive. He just has no ability to draw anything outside of that one template. Again, going back to the Game Grumps piece he did, Peach's animation is great but she's pretty much overlaid with his klurf template. Everything he designs has that sort of samey look to it.

Shmorky's primary fantasies are very specifically about a mother/big sister figure molesting a child of either sex, the latter being the role he usually projects on. The whole "fuck the binary!" thing is contradictory to his very gendered fantasies, and since he can't draw anything other than Klurfs, he can't so easily separate the two.

My money's on him being totally straight, but incredibly desperate to fulfill his sexual fantasies with somebody. Which makes that whole "I am ~~pansexual~~ and ~~nonbinary~~" comic kind of hilarious.

That's kind of an on-going trend with the whole ~genderspecial SJW~ crowd. They croon on about the gender roles being soooo bad and evil yet I can't think of any group that adheres to gender roles more than those people do. I guess its the same idea behind die hard anti-sex Christians being severely sexually repressed. It just ends up manifesting itself in a surreal way when its denied.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Shmorky's primary fantasies are very specifically about a mother/big sister figure molesting a child of either sex, the latter being the role he usually projects on. The whole "fuck the binary!" thing is contradictory to his very gendered fantasies, and since he can't draw anything other than Klurfs, he can't so easily separate the two.

My money's on him being totally straight, but incredibly desperate to fulfill his sexual fantasies with somebody. Which makes that whole "I am ~~pansexual~~ and ~~nonbinary~~" comic kind of hilarious.

Yeah, I always considered him straight despite the use of the pronouns too. And given the fact that his "porn" of those Smurf knockoffs had genitalia. I wouldn't be surprised if he was only doing this to get respect from the SJW crowd.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Shmorky's primary fantasies are very specifically about a mother/big sister figure molesting a child of either sex, the latter being the role he usually projects on. The whole "fuck the binary!" thing is contradictory to his very gendered fantasies, and since he can't draw anything other than Klurfs, he can't so easily separate the two.

My money's on him being totally straight, but incredibly desperate to fulfill his sexual fantasies with somebody. Which makes that whole "I am ~~pansexual~~ and ~~nonbinary~~" comic kind of hilarious.

He made me do the interacting for him a lot of the time because he was at least somewhat aware of how ridiculous his voice was. There was a lot of very strange things about that man. He wouldn't allow me to go into his room. Ever. I got curious once and snuck in while he was at work just to see what he had in there. There wasn't much except for a notebook full of klurf porn. He drew a lot of klurf porn. I have a ton of his klurf porn and some nudes of him on my other laptop which barely turns on anymore so I'll have to see if I can get it working. But yeah, don't ever listen to his bullshit that he HAD to draw porn to survive. He loved drawing his klurfs in diapers pissing on each other. The disturbing thing is the subject of a lot of the klurf porn had to do with older females taking advantage of little boys in diapers. It made me really wonder about his childhood, which just judging from his family and that trailer was not normal. He didn't like having sex often but when we did, he would put me in a diaper and powder my butt and roleplay as my "mommy". There were many times I just wondered if the life I was living was even real.

Oh jeez he projects himself on the "mommy" too.