Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Anus's shitty tat cost $18 000

https://enjoytattoosla.com/products/deposit-for-back-4?variant=41982547755214

Full Back - The Last Chrysalis​

Default Title - Sold Out
When I look at this tattoo, it screams 'Austin Maples'! Since I was in my first years of tattooing I have wanted what I call an "unsigned signature"- I wanted people to look at my tattoos and know I did them without having to ask. I think this design accomplishes this without a doubt.
This back was a long process to figure out. I started with the snake designed and played with a lot of different options for alternative heads for the body to wear. I thought having a snakes body with an abnormal head would be a nice change that would offer a comfortable traditional look but bring something new and unique to the design.
This tattoo was designed to stand the test of time with its imagery and layout. I look forward to bringing this to fruition for one lucky person!
Final cost for this back piece is $18,000.
This back is to be completed in 4 - 5 all day (6 hour) sessions.
The total project cost will be divided into payments due at the end of each session.
**This $1,000 deposit is absolutely non refundable for any reason. This ensures the project to completed in a timely manner and for my time to be valued to the same degree I value your time. The deposit will be taken off your final session. Each project will have the option of one emergency reschedule if needed. In the case of more than one reschedule, the recipient will be required to forfeit their deposit ($1000) and resubmit a new deposit to complete the project.**

18k for a googly eyed skull and a butterfly with a snake sticking out of its ass? Bravo to the artist, I guess.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Man it's so much worse than I could have possibly predicted lmfao

It's so fucking funny holy shit!

 

[Probably An Autist]

as someone who likes tats, i quite like it

still trashy tho

 

[Godmode]

18 grand might seem like a lot for this abomination, but it's surprisingly affordable when your spending Ian's money.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

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This bottom parts looks like complete shit lmao
The tribal tats aren't symmetrical and the skull doesn't look properly centered at all. Not to mention how bad the middle skull looks. Someone freehanded all this and it shows.

Bro. Noooooooo. Even the tattoo is rolling it's eyes at her! This is too funny.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I'm fully tattooed and I didn't spent 18k for everything together. 18k alone for that random emo garbage? Fucking mental. And with her front being all coloured tats it looks twice as shit.

 

[Fougaro]

Speaking of Russian prison tattoos:

A Butterfly means you're a Professional Whore.

A Snake Intertwined With A Woman, or in this case a Snake On A Woman means you're a Faggot that takes it up the ass. Often a forced tattoo.

I love the Easter Eggs the writers put in sometimes.

 

[Jex]

I'm a big fan of tattoos myself, they have saved me a lot of trouble multiple times. They're fate's way of telling me to stay away from particular women, like bright dyed hair. Like how wasps and poisonous snakes in nature with a vivid colour or strange pattern warn you that they are dangerous.

 

[Silent Seeth]

Could've saved about 17,000 just going on holiday to a 2 star area, looking at the board of random shit drunk tourists get. Then asking for "one of everything".

And you get a holiday out of it.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Anus's shitty tat cost $18 000

https://enjoytattoosla.com/products/deposit-for-back-4?variant=41982547755214

Full Back - The Last Chrysalis​

Default Title - Sold Out
When I look at this tattoo, it screams 'Austin Maples'! Since I was in my first years of tattooing I have wanted what I call an "unsigned signature"- I wanted people to look at my tattoos and know I did them without having to ask. I think this design accomplishes this without a doubt.
This back was a long process to figure out. I started with the snake designed and played with a lot of different options for alternative heads for the body to wear. I thought having a snakes body with an abnormal head would be a nice change that would offer a comfortable traditional look but bring something new and unique to the design.
This tattoo was designed to stand the test of time with its imagery and layout. I look forward to bringing this to fruition for one lucky person!
Final cost for this back piece is $18,000.
This back is to be completed in 4 - 5 all day (6 hour) sessions.
The total project cost will be divided into payments due at the end of each session.
**This $1,000 deposit is absolutely non refundable for any reason. This ensures the project to completed in a timely manner and for my time to be valued to the same degree I value your time. The deposit will be taken off your final session. Each project will have the option of one emergency reschedule if needed. In the case of more than one reschedule, the recipient will be required to forfeit their deposit ($1000) and resubmit a new deposit to complete the project.**

Imagine your wife blowing $18,000 on a tattoo like that. How's the income situation in the Jomha's household? I'm assuming Ian makes more because he was kind of a big deal at one point, so I'm also going to assume it was mostly his income contributing to this. How the FUCK do you let this happen? Think of all the household and family orientated stuff you could accomplish with $18,000. That's at least half of the down payment on a house, that's a ~5 year old car, that's your kids college fund, that's a substantial nest egg. Now think of that whilst looking at the tattoo.

I genuinely hope they never have kids together and that they separate before trying. They aren't mentally equipped for it.

That's assuming they even want kids.... oh who am I kidding, that's assuming ANISA even wants kids, because i highly doubt Ian's input even matters (and I mean that in more than one way) (hehe).

 

[Muppetstudios]

It looks like something you put on while customising your character

Select "Back Tatoo 6" on the slider

 

[ChromaQuack]

Default Title - Sold Out
When I look at this tattoo, it screams 'Austin Maples'! Since I was in my first years of tattooing I have wanted what I call an "unsigned signature"- I wanted people to look at my tattoos and know I did them without having to ask. I think this design accomplishes this without a doubt.
This back was a long process to figure out. I started with the snake designed and played with a lot of different options for alternative heads for the body to wear. I thought having a snakes body with an abnormal head would be a nice change that would offer a comfortable traditional look but bring something new and unique to the design.
This tattoo was designed to stand the test of time with its imagery and layout. I look forward to bringing this to fruition for one lucky person!
Final cost for this back piece is $18,000.
This back is to be completed in 4 - 5 all day (6 hour) sessions.
The total project cost will be divided into payments due at the end of each session.
**This $1,000 deposit is absolutely non refundable for any reason. This ensures the project to completed in a timely manner and for my time to be valued to the same degree I value your time. The deposit will be taken off your final session. Each project will have the option of one emergency reschedule if needed. In the case of more than one reschedule, the recipient will be required to forfeit their deposit ($1000) and resubmit a new deposit to complete the project.**

Fuck and I just read the description the "artist gave", this deserves a breakdown of cringe, sorry for quoting you yet again, but I must.

Spoiler: Autism

When I look at this tattoo, it screams 'Austin Maples'!

To me it screams "Fuck you dad working the streets is empowering"

Since I was in my first years of tattooing I have wanted what I call an "unsigned signature"

You are past your first years? you should have kept doing oranges for a couple more decades.

I wanted people to look at my tattoos and know I did them without having to ask.

It is fairly unique in that it somehow makes Steve-O's full back double thumbs up selfie ink look like a good idea by comparison, it probably helps that whoever tatted steve-o held the tattoo gun with their hands instead of their teeth.

I think this design accomplishes this without a doubt.

I think so too, full back kitsch abortions aren't something most (or any) artists would want to be known for.

This back was a long process to figure out.

All of five minutes of checking the decals of cars in a white trash trailer park, it's just missing the punisher skull.

I started with the snake designed and played with a lot of different options for alternative heads for the body to wear. I thought having a snakes body with an abnormal head would be a nice change that would offer a comfortable traditional look but bring something new and unique to the design.

You literally traced a bug over a cobra head, because cobra heads have "wings", next you'll tell me you made a comic where you fused Sonic and Pikachu.

This tattoo was designed to stand the test of time with its imagery and layout. I look forward to bringing this to fruition for one lucky person!

You are right in the "will show up in worst tattoo compilations for decades to come" sense.

Final cost for this back piece is $18,000.
This back is to be completed in 4 - 5 all day (6 hour) sessions.
The total project cost will be divided into payments due at the end of each session.

See, if you had any fucking experience at all you would know this and what follows are GIGANTIC red flags, to me it screams that you want it done ASAP before the person regrets it, you are also not allowing proper rest to yourself or the person being inked.

This entire section could have just been "no refunds retard!".

My conclusion : the "artist" is a self important tryhard twat who isn't nearly as good as he thinks he is, I struggle to even call his work mediocre. As such he is the ideal pick for someone like Anisa, I'm sure they bonded quite well over those 5 days.

 

[Drifty Shifter]

This shit looks like it was made using edgy clip art templates. It's impressively generic looking for something worth $18000.

Bravo tatto guy, you've found your market of suckers.

 

[Snake ERROR]

Idubbz channel has fallen, millions must get back tattoos

 

[H A G]

What happens if this whore actually burns through all of Ian's cash? Would he actually kill himself? There's basically no chance she can jump to anyone even half as successful as Ian was, so ideally we'd get a homeless Anisa arc, or at least, an Anisa crashing on her friends' couches arc.

 

[mars]

Holy shit $18k lol. For that price she could've bought a nice motorcycle so she could actually be a haggard biker whore instead of just looking like one.

 

[Godmode]

Looking at some of the artist's other pieces. Some other sucker hipster shelled out 18K for a tattoo with 2 left hands. For that price you shouldn't be able to find obvious flaws.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

18k for 30 hours of tattooing…
how the fuck are people willing to pay a tattoo artist $600 an hour…?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Watched the first minute of the new Idubbbz video and had to close out.. You guys remember in his "I miss the old Idubbbz" video how he says he isn't confident in his ability to make people laugh anymore? It shows.

 

[Godmode]

What happens if this whore actually burns through all of Ian's cash? Would he actually kill himself? There's basically no chance she can jump to anyone even half as successful as Ian was, so ideally we'd get a homeless Anisa arc, or at least, an Anisa crashing on her friends' couches arc.

That's when she goes on her rediscovering Islam arc. If Chantal can find a muslim simp.......

18k for 30 hours of tattooing…
how the fuck are people willing to pay a tattoo artist $600 an hour…?

Last i heard the best artists pull $300/hr, although that was before a Big Mac combo costed $16.